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238179  Christina: Beautiful in both.

238181  Christina: @Zukero He must have chopped it.

238176  mexican: Cancer has been summoned to the material plane, it seems. The stars are right and we will all perish.

238183  mexican: Jenga is the Devil's game, truly.

238191  mexican: A friend of mine benefited from this, something about his gut not producing the proper bacteria? Anyway stool donation from a healthy person fixes that.

237863  Christina: Gotta call Fort Bend County Sheriff's Office: #237569.

238196  Yurishiro: @Christina *dumps*

238198  Yurishiro: I rate 39

238192  Christina: Why can't I vote Rad twice? I like kittens.

238194  Christina: This is OK.

238196  Christina: Must. Get. Nectar.

238139  Yurishiro: toot toot

238192  Spazstatic: Jazz beans!

238193  Spazstatic: I don't think those were jaw breakers, Double D.

238194  Spazstatic: Except for me. You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position! My tray table up, and my seat in the full upright position!

238139  Korrok: I can dig it...

238195  Yurishiro: Gender male, select one Canadian applicant: male/female, I wish to not disclose.

238142  Yurishiro: "Oh boy, here we go again." *ziip*

238147  Yurishiro: snaex deserve radvotes too you damned kitty lovers (rads kitten too)

238194  Mr. Whiskers: @ping For more exciting causes of death, its not a sequel

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237968 Yurishiro: This is RAD indeed! *drools*

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

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 6. Not A Bot: 3453 points
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10. Yurishiro: 2017 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Horp Lello: 1948 points
14. Taters: 1807 points
15. deadwombat: 1783 points
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 SpaceCow: Son of Howie Mandel and his dog Bobby.
 DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs
 karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...
 dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.
 Greifer: this is not how this works!
 Yam: If you dont teach them about sex, who will? (The dog, thats who!)
 tib gubb: when someone calls you a dickhead
 charlemagne: we don't believe in sex education in schools
 bug: It takes a lot for a dog to be embarrassed for you.
 Yurishiro: self explanatory
Image 233509   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
 Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!
 fumbduck: EhRahy Spehrs
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 funny in the wall: atlas shrugged reboot seems even stupider than the original
 Yurishiro: glorious.
Image 233508   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
 Fiveninety: this thing's utter sexiness is lost on most these days.. and so is the scale on the volume control, apparently
 carpwoman: @FabricMan - Always making plans for him.
 Zukero: @Peter Pantsless In dB scale, it does. +13dB is a pretty strong gain. I would fear distortions at this level.
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb *headsplode*
 tib gubb: @PenguinBartender it doesn't. 0 is the highest.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew My Yamaha goes from negative infinity to +13. I usually keep it around -35. Makes no sense
 PenguinBartender: I'm sorry guys, I'm really hung up on the volume dial turning counter-clockwise.
 tib gubb: @barfolomew more like negative infinity
 barfolomew: This one goes to infinity
 FabricMan: Nobody tell Nigel Tufnel about this
 ignatz: RAD for Marantz and Decibel scale volume knob
Image 233507   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Gallifrasian: @Mr. Shine looool
 Wooden Spoon: @Warrax: very subtle. I hope everyone thinks about it.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.
 Mr. Shine: "Where is your hairbrush?! WHERE?!!"
 barfolomew: Begone, Christian produce!
Image 233506   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
 Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.
 Yurishiro: no good could come from a first word starting with 'c'
Image 233505   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 MasterTwig: Predictor is for telling you the sex of the baby, not if you're pregnant.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.
 tib gubb: oh. i thought that was a food baby
 fanny: @barfolomew still not ok! STILL NOT OK!!
 barfolomew: @fanny the rule of thumb is: the moment the baby is actually coming out of her, is the moment you're permitted to ask.
 fanny: still not ok to ask
 Otterman: She's gonna have to stop drinking all that beer now.
 Scoo: "Oh hey! You're not just fat!"
 Dr Awkward: "It's a burrito!"
Image 233504   02-20-18   Uploaded by    FabricMan
 Mr Bleak: Difficult one: I have to was out the wheelie bin or it starts to stink, so I don't want to have to clean up your dogs doings. But I don't want to clean your dogs doings off my lawn either. And quite what the Recycling Police will think ... (They check bin contents from time to time and slap a "do not collect" sticker on if you bin the wrong stuff)
 MasterTwig: @Science Pretty much. This person is psychotic. All of my neighbors are absolutely free to toss their (bagged) shit into my can.
 Science: I get that it's uncouth to do so, but isn't it better than leaving it in your yard? I mean, it's freaking trash - you're not going to be going in there later to grab a quick snack or anything.
 barfolomew: "my trash cans are sacred! They shall not be defiled by animal waste!"
 Not A Bot: Colombo's fallen on some hard times, he use to be a detective and shit.
 antipatterns: Living next to Toecutter has its downsides
 ignatz: Harsh. Unless it's beer cans..
Image 233503   02-20-18   Uploaded by    sumo
 Felicity: @Zukero Or Sharpie
 Zukero: Make that a tattoo, then consider me impressed.
 Dr Awkward: That goddamn Elf of a Shelf is a menace
Image 233502   02-20-18   Uploaded by    ping
 Teechur: Iris you hadn't posted this. It makes me feel squeemy.
 Not A Bot: High, are you?
 Mr. Shine: I want that Riddick deal from Pitch Black.
 Zukero: Old-school cornea grafting.
 ignatz: (unless you'll accept the Fast Show tailors): Ooh! Suture Sir!
 Yurishiro: @ignatz bad puns, that's how eye roll!
 ignatz: Just 'Ouch'(couldn't think of a comment cornea nuff)
 Butcherboy: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Image 233501   02-20-18   Uploaded by    ping
 Science: @fanny: It's a dry erase marker. I think the kids will get over it and probably laugh their fool heads off to boot.
 DrNinjaman: Drawing on kids is the best!
 Yurishiro: Someone skipped brain day
 fanny: way to fuck with your kids, dipshit
Image 233500   02-20-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
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