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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Son of Howie Mandel and his dog Bobby.
 DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs
 karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...
 dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.
 Greifer: this is not how this works!
 Yam: If you dont teach them about sex, who will? (The dog, thats who!)
 tib gubb: when someone calls you a dickhead
 charlemagne: we don't believe in sex education in schools
 bug: It takes a lot for a dog to be embarrassed for you.
 PissedOff: self explanatory
Image 233509   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
473
 
 Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!
 fumbduck: EhRahy Spehrs
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 funny in the wall: atlas shrugged reboot seems even stupider than the original
 balloon: glorious.
Image 233508   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
275
 
 Fiveninety: this thing's utter sexiness is lost on most these days.. and so is the scale on the volume control, apparently
 carpwoman: @FabricMan - Always making plans for him.
 Zukero: @Peter Pantsless In dB scale, it does. +13dB is a pretty strong gain. I would fear distortions at this level.
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb *headsplode*
 tib gubb: @PenguinBartender it doesn't. 0 is the highest.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew My Yamaha goes from negative infinity to +13. I usually keep it around -35. Makes no sense
 PenguinBartender: I'm sorry guys, I'm really hung up on the volume dial turning counter-clockwise.
 tib gubb: @barfolomew more like negative infinity
 barfolomew: This one goes to infinity
 FabricMan: Nobody tell Nigel Tufnel about this
 ignatz: RAD for Marantz and Decibel scale volume knob
Image 233507   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
279
 
 Gallifrasian: @Mr. Shine looool
 Wooden Spoon: @Warrax: very subtle. I hope everyone thinks about it.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.
 Mr. Shine: "Where is your hairbrush?! WHERE?!!"
 barfolomew: Begone, Christian produce!
Image 233506   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
356
 
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.
 Fantasy: no good could come from a first word starting with 'c'
Image 233505   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
765
 
 MasterTwig: Predictor is for telling you the sex of the baby, not if you're pregnant.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.
 tib gubb: oh. i thought that was a food baby
 fanny: @barfolomew still not ok! STILL NOT OK!!
 barfolomew: @fanny the rule of thumb is: the moment the baby is actually coming out of her, is the moment you're permitted to ask.
 fanny: still not ok to ask
 Otterman: She's gonna have to stop drinking all that beer now.
 Scoo: "Oh hey! You're not just fat!"
 Dr Awkward: "It's a burrito!"
Image 233504   02-20-18   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
356
 
 Mr Bleak: Difficult one: I have to was out the wheelie bin or it starts to stink, so I don't want to have to clean up your dogs doings. But I don't want to clean your dogs doings off my lawn either. And quite what the Recycling Police will think ... (They check bin contents from time to time and slap a "do not collect" sticker on if you bin the wrong stuff)
 MasterTwig: @Science Pretty much. This person is psychotic. All of my neighbors are absolutely free to toss their (bagged) shit into my can.
 Science: I get that it's uncouth to do so, but isn't it better than leaving it in your yard? I mean, it's freaking trash - you're not going to be going in there later to grab a quick snack or anything.
 barfolomew: "my trash cans are sacred! They shall not be defiled by animal waste!"
 Not A Bot: Colombo's fallen on some hard times, he use to be a detective and shit.
 antipatterns: Living next to Toecutter has its downsides
 ignatz: Harsh. Unless it's beer cans..
Image 233503   02-20-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
285
 
 agger gater: @Zukero Or Sharpie
 Zukero: Make that a tattoo, then consider me impressed.
 Dr Awkward: That goddamn Elf of a Shelf is a menace
Image 233502   02-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
299
 
 Teechur: Iris you hadn't posted this. It makes me feel squeemy.
 Not A Bot: High, are you?
 Mr. Shine: I want that Riddick deal from Pitch Black.
 Zukero: Old-school cornea grafting.
 ignatz: (unless you'll accept the Fast Show tailors): Ooh! Suture Sir!
 Horp Lello: @ignatz bad puns, that's how eye roll!
 ignatz: Just 'Ouch'(couldn't think of a comment cornea nuff)
 Butcherboy: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Image 233501   02-20-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
245
 
 Science: @fanny: It's a dry erase marker. I think the kids will get over it and probably laugh their fool heads off to boot.
 DrNinjaman: Drawing on kids is the best!
 jadensmith: Someone skipped brain day
 fanny: way to fuck with your kids, dipshit
Image 233500   02-20-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
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