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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

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 MasterTwig: Predictor is for telling you the sex of the baby, not if you're pregnant.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.
 tib gubb: oh. i thought that was a food baby
 fanny: @barfolomew still not ok! STILL NOT OK!!
 barfolomew: @fanny the rule of thumb is: the moment the baby is actually coming out of her, is the moment you're permitted to ask.
 fanny: still not ok to ask
 Otterman: She's gonna have to stop drinking all that beer now.
 Scoo: "Oh hey! You're not just fat!"
 Dr Awkward: "It's a burrito!"
Image 233504   02-20-18   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
356
 
 Mr Bleak: Difficult one: I have to was out the wheelie bin or it starts to stink, so I don't want to have to clean up your dogs doings. But I don't want to clean your dogs doings off my lawn either. And quite what the Recycling Police will think ... (They check bin contents from time to time and slap a "do not collect" sticker on if you bin the wrong stuff)
 MasterTwig: @Science Pretty much. This person is psychotic. All of my neighbors are absolutely free to toss their (bagged) shit into my can.
 Science: I get that it's uncouth to do so, but isn't it better than leaving it in your yard? I mean, it's freaking trash - you're not going to be going in there later to grab a quick snack or anything.
 barfolomew: "my trash cans are sacred! They shall not be defiled by animal waste!"
 Not A Bot: Colombo's fallen on some hard times, he use to be a detective and shit.
 antipatterns: Living next to Toecutter has its downsides
 whaleshark: Harsh. Unless it's beer cans..
Image 233503   02-20-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
285
 
 agger gater: @Zukero Or Sharpie
 Zukero: Make that a tattoo, then consider me impressed.
 Dr Awkward: That goddamn Elf of a Shelf is a menace
Image 233502   02-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
299
 
 Teechur: Iris you hadn't posted this. It makes me feel squeemy.
 Not A Bot: High, are you?
 Mr. Shine: I want that Riddick deal from Pitch Black.
 Zukero: Old-school cornea grafting.
 sue: (unless you'll accept the Fast Show tailors): Ooh! Suture Sir!
 Horp Lello: @ignatz bad puns, that's how eye roll!
 huskyboy: Just 'Ouch'(couldn't think of a comment cornea nuff)
 Butcherboy: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Image 233501   02-20-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
245
 
 Science: @fanny: It's a dry erase marker. I think the kids will get over it and probably laugh their fool heads off to boot.
 DrNinjaman: Drawing on kids is the best!
 jadensmith: Someone skipped brain day
 fanny: way to fuck with your kids, dipshit
Image 233500   02-20-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
600
 
 bromide: @ping amazing
 Mad Collager: She's pretty, and she likes horizontal hold!
 ping: @Yurishiro Look closely at the eyes. All makeup/face paint.
 barfolomew: Elf on the Shelf really improved his form.
 sparename: RIPPLE DETECTED!
 carlin: @ping are you implying this is just make up? Because if so I'm going to freak out.
 luxbu: m m m m m m m m m m m
 agentpaint: That's what happens when you do your makeup on the bus..
 ping: (and no, this isn't photoshopped)
Image 233499   02-20-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
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 Jabberwikket: Maybe I should buy a lake....
 barfolomew: Dobe in a Tube
 Robespierre: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits.
 xylophone: Wow this would make a gorgeous oil painting
 ping: This waterslide is disappointing.
Image 233498   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
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 Side Boob: Crocodylus Pontifex
 Scoo: Fututus et mori in igni
 Yam: And incredibly foul mouth
Image 233497   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
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 TheFrogMan: in soviet russia, water is full of pool.
 WTF: Where will you be when...
 Mr. Shine: Reverse pool!
Image 233496   02-20-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
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 Fiveninety: nobody likes Courier fitness
 White Rice: Im holding out for Wingdings fitness.
 Aufziehvogel: Or maybe, veranda fitness.
 CompletelyJoking: I prefer Times New Roman fitness
 barfolomew: I gotta say, Comic Sans sounds like more fun.
 Ihminen: *takes numbers from both just in case*
Image 233495   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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