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268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
Sydney uploaded 268478 (670 points)


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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1478 points
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 Fiveninety: nobody likes Courier fitness
 White Rice: Im holding out for Wingdings fitness.
 Aufziehvogel: Or maybe, veranda fitness.
 CompletelyJoking: I prefer Times New Roman fitness
 barfolomew: I gotta say, Comic Sans sounds like more fun.
 Ihminen: *takes numbers from both just in case*
Image 233495   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
245
 
 trelyate: gotta keep your lettuce chilled
 dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I can buy two gallons of gasoline for what a pint of B&J's costs here. That's 60 miles in my car, which is about how long I'd have to walk/jog to work off the calories from the ice cream!
 Aufziehvogel: Ah cool
 Scoo: Holy shit! Potatoes O'Brien!
 Salvador Molly: @Teechur I tried Ben and jerry last summer in Israel for the first time(we don't have it here) it's so fucking good!!!! Costs like solid gold though, maybe it's a good thing there is none here.
 Teechur: I think someone took someone else's Ben and Jerry's and felt guilty about it.
 Zukero: Fresh dolla bill
 FarmerWalk: cold hard cash
Image 233494   02-20-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
204
 
 VoR: Punchline to the face!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward I really liked "Electric Feel"
 Dr Awkward: MGMP: my girlfriend makes poop
Image 233493   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
433
 
 Scoo: Later, shitlords!
 Pingu IRL: Myst IV
 kate2point0: Frogman does not like weddings.
Image 233492   02-20-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
484
 
 elahabdh: @a sedated moose *shakes head in disappointment*
 Ulillillia: @a sedated moose I'll let it slide.
 a sedated moose: Hate to say it but I snorted at this.
Image 233491   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
363
 
 VoR: Sorry we have no conk. Is bepis OK?
 VeeKay: Diet cock plis
 Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?
 FabricMan: I identify as RC
 Side Boob: Why does Chewbacca, a 6' tall wookie...live on Endor?
 shipotle: @Yurishiro This! Does not! Make! Sense!!
 jokertothethief: it doesn't make sense
Image 233490   02-20-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
988
 
 Robespierre: @Whatever Pretty much the personification of the entire Republican contingent of the United States Congress
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Whatever: Funny, thats the same guy who voted for Trumps tax cuts then voted for yet more apocalyptic spending increases after promising to be fiscally responsible
Image 233489   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
384
 
 Side Boob: @barfolomew Ooo! That's much funnier. I should edit my comment to say that :P
 barfolomew: @Side Boob they're more like prawns of the military-industrial complex.
 Side Boob: Fish are well known pawns of the military-industrial complex.
Image 233488   02-20-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
411
 
 Porbo Mellus: @VeeKay Bent, as it were
 VeeKay: Turns out he was a crook all along.
 tib gubb: a trend that continues to this day
 El hefe: Yes.... this will do nicely
 XLY: And the one on the right has been a republican slogan ever since
 sparename: Once bitten - forever smitten
 kensin: speak for yourself
Image 233487   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
361
 
 barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.
 Otterman: Ouch, my vision!
 Dr Awkward: With a occasional bow tie cover
 skillet: *LASER
Image 233486   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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