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269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

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13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 VeeKay: ...and this one dissolves ghosts and demons! Even a level 75 demigod will flee!
 raditzu: green is the new... black?
 Starky15: Now salt it out and voila... meth
 a sedated moose: I invented a new color, I'll call it... Blellow!
 Zukero: I want to am becoming a science!
 electrode: she blinded me with science!
 Psymon: I majored in Psymonistry in college
 piranharama: Instructions unclear, penis caught a science
 balloon: Beakers! Of coloured liquids! That means science!
 Scoo: Scoology, bitches!
 square44: "See this, it's Erica now, she became a science just last week!"
 Dr Awkward: I call dibs on oenology!
 Teechur: The science isn't wearing safety glasses because she knows the chemical is just water with food coloring.
 Ulillillia: I am science; made lime Kool-Aid
 Mr. Butt: I accidentally the whole science.
Image 233451   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Nekurajin: Well, that was a weird scroll down.
 VeeKay: Was this picture taken to give credence to the murder/suicide that followed?
 raditzu: i can't unring the bell, can i?
 funny in the wall: that's fucking terrifying. have a RAD
 maura: dat azz tho
 Teechur: 101 Damnations
 Ulillillia: Roseanne remake looking weird
 Knice: "Eh, its a living." -The Dalmation-Lady
 Not A Bot: I jarted once...made a helluva mess.
Image 233450   02-19-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 dobbiesdoogs: i see the confederate army has upgraded their armored personnel carrier
Image 233449   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
 kornisjon: Yep, this photo is definitely tinier than I anticipated.
 addend: It's a small world, after all.
Image 233448   02-19-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Ulillillia: When your spokesman comes to work
 Mr. Butt: Hi, welcome to Chilis.
 Warrax: Someone ordered a shirt sandwich. What else you gonna do?
Image 233447   02-19-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
 addend: (Walks up to 9th floor.) / (Walks down to 6th floor.)
 Annoying Vegan : My brain hurts
 Dr Awkward: MC Escher invites his cousin Frank over for the weekend
Image 233446   02-19-18   Uploaded by    realjon
 addend: But it's very long and hard, heh heh.
 Ulillillia: @Korrok But do you approve?
 Dr Awkward: I'll do you one better:
 why the long face: @Mr. Butt - I dunno. My mum is pretty jaded!
 Mr. Butt: Innovation that excites your mother.
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 233445   02-19-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 grizzly: I had this hotwheels car.
 VeeKay: Sorry about your lil dick bruh.
 SpaceCow: Will Speed win his latest race against Blue Thunder?
 sparename: "Don't look, dear, some predators have ripped that poor car inside-out"
 catsanddogs: Needs more Shatner
Image 233444   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Jabberwikket: Silent Hill has gotten really lazy with creature design
 Jabberwikket: "Where is this Dian Fossey you speak of?"
 ITS TAPE: Only you can stop. Dammit! You had ONE job!
 tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.
 a robot: Does a bear vape in the woods?
 weed poop: We get it...
Image 233443   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Dr Awkward: "But 2017 will be great!"
 Annoying Vegan : @Ulillillia Not long enough
 Ulillillia: You've had a year or so to recover
Image 233442   02-19-18   Uploaded by    highdra
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