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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
945
 
 Whatever: Better than a giant blue screen of death
 Side Boob: Message is on point
 grizzly: Graphic design is just my job.
 tib gubb: don't stress the tech guy, he'll just be more of a smartass
 Nope: The text thing is right there!
 Robespierre: Coolest billboard EVER - done in Paint and everything
Image 233392   02-19-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
659
 
 VeeKay: You just come to the wrong fucking neighborhood buster.
 tib gubb: holy shit! are you alright?
 Teechur: What did they cut off of YOU?
 Robespierre: Magnetic attraction
 house md: Empathy.
Image 233391   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
114
 
 romangreek: The Fisher King?
 Religion X: Fish love Larry King? Kingfisher?
Image 233390   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
538
 
 Kaviri: When you're too drunk to squat.
 carpwoman: Kitteh needs more room, please.
 BavidDowie: Tuna doesn't have much fiber, huh?
 shark: I like the sunset printed on the toilet! Its like a 1980s corporate bathroom wall in toilet form!
 Robespierre: NO LITTERING / NO LOITERING
 Vladimir Puta: Hovering
Image 233389   02-19-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
736
 
 Kaviri: When you're not too drunk to squat?
 Joetato: Radz McKenzie
 well duh: 8/10, dog not smoking a cigar. (would have been 7/10, but gave cool points for the shades)
Image 233388   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
211
 
 Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.
 VeeKay: Got turned down for College did you buddy?
 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....
 Not A Bot: FATALITY
 apoxia: That's never going to get old. Will look awesome when taking the toddler swimming in 5 years time.
 El hefe: Can you milk me now Greg?
 Robespierre: @ignatz Memorializing that acid trip in Quang Tri Province ca. 1968, perhaps.
 FarmerWalk: (the top one looks like one of those ones designed to cover up the name of your ex)
 Prefuse: Thank goodness for the explainer tattoo..
 Robespierre: Poor decisions run rampant
 Knice: "Dog tits!" is now going be my go-to exclamation.
 Wooden Spoon: What do you find when you shave a Furry?
Image 233387   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
305
 
 apoxia: Oh medical school students, what will you get up to next?
 Wooden Spoon: Is it just me or is that a mixture of fake plastic bones and freshly dug out of the ground, clearly not from a medical supply company, bones?
Image 233386   02-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
721
 
 mexican: Nailed it.
 when so: I'd adopt the one on the right tbh
 Robespierre: Majestic creature, noble beast
 jochenau: Zubat?
 Peter Pantsless: Attack the Block 2 monster concept art
 NoRagrets: Cats become bats
 obboma: I suck goats!
Image 233385   02-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
457
 
 addend: "The doctor will see you now... I SAID NOW!"
 tib gubb: the 'scared straight' program never caught on in the medical field
 barfolomew: David Lynch fell asleep with an undeveloped Polaroid under his pillow, and the next morning this image appeared.
Image 233384   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...
 addend: "So I can climb into the back seat."
 Side Boob: OSHA Chairman right here
 tib gubb: @Robespierre hey now, human history isn't pretty, no matter which side you look at it.
 apoxia: So was this before or after the accident?
 Robespierre: @tib gubb It's pretty much an oxymoron anyway
 tib gubb: people tell me western culture is going down the shitter. i really can't say i'm surprised
 Not A Bot: Oh no! If that cat gets drunk, it's going to start acting like an asshole!
 VeeKay: Holy fuck
 barfolomew: This looks unsafe. That guy already lost his face.
 sparename: Head off down the highway..?
Image 233383   02-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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