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268103  wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!

268179  MrBoffo: Pretty sure this is a dog...

268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

268108  Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268079  Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would totally buy milk from a local source if I could. I am sick about what is happening to agriculture in this country. There was just a story on NPR about the tariffs and their effects the industry.

268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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Score:
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 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas
 brian greene: fatty smurfet
 Kaviri: I like where this is going.
 wolfpk: Take he to the juicing room.
 Teechur: Mr. Beauregarde is in #233377
 Shay: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS WONKA, YOU'LL PAY!!!!....I got a blueberry for a daughter :(
 dangerkeith3000: That suit looks like it's so fun to be in.
 jazzjunkie: Mmmmmm, blueberry!
 barfolomew: Being female on Halloween: the two options.
 Side Boob: Step right this way, Ms. Beauregarde. The Oompa Loompas will take care of you.
 guccigucci: Well...*zooms* *looks down at own pants* ok ok! RAD!
Image 233376   02-19-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
339
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro She loves ya! :)
 Not A Bot: Hammer don't break them
 dad: I feel you, I bought a super cute floofy dog's bed near my desk at work but my dog keeps snugglingsleeping on my toes
Image 233375   02-19-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
354
 
 Zukero: Now close the lip. There. **CRRRRRUNCH** Perfect.
 VoR: I prefer the suburbs
Image 233374   02-19-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
902
 
 Kaviri: Still got it, baby!
 a robot: @Wooden Spoon It's just an old, creaky mirror. Sometimes it sounds a little like it's sneezing, or coughing, or talking softly.
 Wooden Spoon: Did that mirror just sneeze?
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro It sounds wrong, but it also sounds so right.
 mexican: @trelyate Can you actually do that? Seems like cheating to me.
 VoR: I thumbed up myself right now. I could only see my hand cos the mirror is much higher than the loo. I know I mean well though
 trelyate: when you (+) your own comment
 waxymom: I'm thumbing up myself right now! That may sound wrong...
Image 233373   02-19-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
71
 
 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.
 Kaviri: I bought these to protect my yu-gi-oh card collection.
 Slerzy: Someone has screwed up priorities
 addend: "I need help thiiiiiis much."
 Side Boob: @Sadbot As an American male, I'm calling bullshit
 Whatever: Party favors at the nra and gop meet and greet
 angry: The guns are cool, but it worries me that the Real Dolls look underage
 itskando: Handmaid's centipede
 Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Who's ideals are we talking about here?
 Sadbot: You may not like it, but the ideal American male is a pathetic sadsack with more money than taste or sense
 Mr. Whiskers: Back right is an MFA in Literature
 Side Boob: If there were no guns in this picture, I still think the house needs raided by the FBI.
Image 233372   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
444
 
 Kaviri: Back door friends.
 Bad Dad: I guess he finally found his drama-free relationship!
Image 233371   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
408
 
 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?
 RiderFan: Ok, but who is this white dude?
 kornisjon: I bet you are, nerd.
 Chinese Buffet: That would be neat, if you could actually message Jesus on your computer. Praying is so uncertain
 Wooden Spoon: Would Jesus like or dislike modern programs like google docs that save themselves?
 Ulillillia: Now I gotta cut loose, footloose
 fanny: except for those three days
 barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.
 Peach: Jesus logged off for our sins
 Side Boob: Jesus, can I have a sink full of cats?
 Ihminen: hmmm I wonder under what name Jesus is on this site
Image 233370   02-19-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
1031
 
 Dan Tagonistic: I wish my taps did that
 DrNinjaman: Hot and cold running cats? What an age we live in!
 Chile Quornwrap: I'm not turning the water open without full plate armor
 ping: Just because you have CAT5 in your bathroom, there's no need to post online about it.
 Side Boob: This is enough cats.
 when so: proof of continuing WMD research
 Ulillillia: I love cats but that would be so tempting
Image 233369   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
503
 
 bobby: Taking the bus wouldnt be so bad if they made it comfortable and luxurious
 Not A Bot: Blood-donut
 when so: Bus was late. I live here now.
 Ulillillia: Bus stops are my passion.
 Dr Awkward: Occupation: Bus stop curator.
Image 233368   02-19-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
652
 
 jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332
 VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.
 amputator: @Peter Pantsless hey gz on purpleness!
 Peter Pantsless: "They were out of onion rings."
 sparename: Proposeroni Pizza
 dangerkeith3000: The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. With pizza.
Image 233367   02-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
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