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268938  PenguinBartender: The new Ikea bebis still in test-marketing phase.

268954  TurkeyVultureTed: @lecj07 why not both?

268955  TurkeyVultureTed: Why?

268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
1031
 
 Dan Tagonistic: I wish my taps did that
 DrNinjaman: Hot and cold running cats? What an age we live in!
 Chile Quornwrap: I'm not turning the water open without full plate armor
 ping: Just because you have CAT5 in your bathroom, there's no need to post online about it.
 Side Boob: This is enough cats.
 when so: proof of continuing WMD research
 Ulillillia: I love cats but that would be so tempting
Image 233369   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
503
 
 bobby: Taking the bus wouldnt be so bad if they made it comfortable and luxurious
 Not A Bot: Blood-donut
 when so: Bus was late. I live here now.
 Ulillillia: Bus stops are my passion.
 Dr Awkward: Occupation: Bus stop curator.
Image 233368   02-19-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
652
 
 jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332
 VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.
 amputator: @Peter Pantsless hey gz on purpleness!
 Peter Pantsless: "They were out of onion rings."
 sparename: Proposeroni Pizza
 dangerkeith3000: The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. With pizza.
Image 233367   02-19-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
943
 
 Wooden Spoon: Young Denny Crane wore tight pants.
 sparename: There he is, Spizz
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 El hefe: Green chicks only
 Ihminen: I kinda want this framed on the wall in my home somewhere
 Side Boob: Nothing I ever do will be as cool as this picture.
Image 233366   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 Robespierre: LeipzigThings.com
 mrwiffler: @Defiance I should have said electrical discharges. I've always had difficulty with electrical theory and I thought maybe these images might help me but no, they didn't.
 Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean
 mrwiffler: For a second I thought this might help me understand electrostatic discharges...nope, not at all.
 grizzly: @tib gubb looks like a bunch of different spark gaps. Not sure for exactly what.
 tib gubb: do you have any idea what this means?! if you do, let me know. because i have no clue.
 ping: Technology can be so pretty.
Image 233365   02-19-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
700
 
 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!
 hot hot dog: Love it
 Darmstadtium: I think this would make an acceptable stoner movie
 jazzjunkie: This is too timely
 DrNinjaman: Eh, I'd hit that
 Ulillillia: Nixon went from "Aroo" to "Buckle up, buckaroo"
 Ihminen: Nixon looks like my friend's mom and obama is super pretty
 Dr Awkward: Truman was a total babe.
 dangerkeith3000: George W makes a pretty hot chick. Trump and JFK look the same. Teddy Roosevelt's got that Madonna vibe going.
 jochenau: Baraka Obama, Willa Clinton, Georgia and Georgina Bush, Donna Trump, Rhona Reagan, Jamie Carter, Geraldine Ford, Rikki Nixon, Linda Johnson, Joanna Kennedy, Dot Eisenhower, Harriet Truman, Francesca Roosevelt, Bertha Hoover, Callie Coolidge, Wren Harding, Wudra Wilson, Wilhelmina Taft, and Theodora Roosevelt.
 Greifer: Looks like jfk was a woman
 Greifer: now give hillary a moustache
Image 233364   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
277
 
 VoR: Stranger things has taught me to stay away from trees
Image 233363   02-19-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.
 Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.
 cthulhu: @Hokie333 So...$15?
 a robot: That's a big pile of shit.
 Whatever: I call BS
 Lumb Blombus: How can three things be an each?
 Hokie333: 40 pounds of shit in a 40-pound bag
 Peach: "3 for $5 each" makes my head hurt
 Spazstatic: Oh, I think it's the small print in the bottom right saying it's normally 100 each
 tib gubb: it's poop
 Spazstatic: 3/500 what? Also, you can't reduce that fraction.
 when so: 5 dollars?! I might as well make my own!
Image 233362   02-19-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Image 233361 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by barfolomew. Boo, barfolomew.
Score:
789
 
 tib gubb: fun fact - a quokka's claws are specially formed to efficiently open cans of Foster's
 Greifer: thats a quakka pose right before they go in for the kill... usually the nag on your left carotid artery till you bleed out... then they enter your body via the mouth and start nesting in your stomach
 Prostata: friendly wombat
Image 233360   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
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