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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
1107
 
 Teechur: High boop!
 Prostata: high-5 bro!
 Surprising: High four!
Image 233341   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
387
 
 Robespierre: Oh, relax.
 addend: (Borrows restroom key...)
 El hefe: Its called a fetish
Image 233340   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
852
 
 Science: Clockwise, starting at the top left: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slannesh
 Kaviri: Here's the story, of a lovely lady
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 @jochenau I believe he is a Honker. "Telly" is red.
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau I think his name might be Tully? I don't know. I haven't watched the show in 30 years.
 jochenau: Elmo, Bert, Grover, and...the green guy?
 a robot: @tib gubb Elmo definitely does
 tib gubb: let's face it. they probably deserve it
 prius: good
Image 233339   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
925
 
 Spazstatic: I'll just leave this here: #209716
 dangerkeith3000: "I'll be Bach"
 addend: @Zukero Or he "Baroque" it. (Gets banned from open-mic night.)
 Zukero: He's deaf because he broke the sound barrier.
 Scoo: He'll save every one of us!
Image 233338   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
704
 
 Mr. Shine: I'm probably guilty of this.
 topcity: You haven't met my mum!
 tib gubb: hard-hitting journalism
 sparename: And even when you interject with points he's overlooked from last time, just to confirm that you already know what's coming, he STILL carries on telling you...
Image 233337   02-19-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
299
 
 Science: Could be a hiatal herna, sweetheart. You should get that checked out.
 Mr. Shine: These candies taste chalky.
 Teechur: *heartburn's
 dangerkeith3000: how cute
Image 233336   02-19-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
289
 
 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Joke's on you, I can't read!
 NoRagrets: Alright....you got me
 Spazstatic: Does it have separate faucets for hot and cold? I'm not sure if that's fancy or weird.
 Shay: Look in your mirror and you'll find the monster we've been looking for.
 tib gubb: god damn it
 dangerkeith3000: this one was kinda creative
 El hefe: Damn it.
 Ignatius: Look at the bad button.
 Teechur: Look at the previous comment.
 Teechur: Look at the next comment.
Image 233335   02-19-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
128
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Mad Collager Yvan Eht Nioj
 chemical: I like that pixellated camouflage
 Mad Collager: !yvaN eht ni gnieb evol I
 Teechur: I like to think you're on your way home. Thank you for your service and safe travels!
Image 233334   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
261
 
 bug: This is the balloon drop for achieving so many three's.
 VoR: Person in queue on aggro-gator?
Image 233333   02-19-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
308
 
 Kaviri: Scooby passed away ten years ago. He still hasn't gotten over it.
 Popsicle Dream: He looks very hopeful #233367
 dangerkeith3000: I've never seen anyone look happier
 Robespierre: Why the smugness? Just eat the damn thing, and give me the other one.
 Teechur: Portable pizza? I just carry it in my belly.
 Ihminen: @god666 Had pizza earlier today and now I'm already thinking the same... IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE THERE IS NO ESCAPE
 god666: He looks happy. Maybe if I got some pizza I could be that happy.
Image 233332   02-19-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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