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268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

268534  KingTrebek: The captions help me understand that this would not be appropriate at an event aimed at families with children.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad


268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

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 Teechur: @Mad Collager I see your point.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Don't nock it 'til you've tried it.
 Teechur: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, for giving archery a bad name.
Image 233320   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Shay: Looks like Plankton tainted Mr. Krab's burger.
Image 233319   02-19-18   Uploaded by    lebron
 Otterman: @UltraBeverly Now gimme my social security!
 UltraBeverly: We don't want yer socialist Obamacare 'round these parts.
 addend: "Please rinse public tooth brush..."
 a robot: @Otterman *opens soda can with tooth*
 Side Boob: I love taffy!
 mrmrmr: @Teechur I love corn on the cob!!
 Teechur: I hope @Knice takes care of his teeth better than this guy. Takes too long to eat corn on the cob.
 Otterman: Gummy Joe! Where would you be without your dental plan?
 sparename: Juanita. But it's a bloke? I hope..
 VoR: Dude, no one wants to handle it. Your dentist included apparently
Image 233318   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Not A Bot: Looked it up. Ya'hansum Guy is the legitimate name of a child in Indiana. Congrats.
 Teechur: Please rinse community toothbrush after each use.
Image 233317   02-19-18   Uploaded by    falling
 MasterTwig: Destroying all bacteria is a terrible idea, as most of it is beneficial and necessary for us to live.
 Shay: This is dab!
 Teechur: Why has nobody thought of antibacterial underarm deodorant? Hell, there's antibacterial everything else anymore.
 barfolomew: God damn it, this is clever and useful and I hate it.
 Darmstadtium: @ignatz Yes, if you smear your clothes with mangled corpses of dead bacteria, then other bacteria will be scared of you and will maintain their distance.
 flowers: Is a handkerchief out of the question?
 original og: Bad, bacteria all destroys!
 neutron: #233306 them!
Image 233316   02-19-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
 wolfpk: BAD BOJACK!!!!
 Teechur: Maybe it's Leon TROTsky
 Butcherboy: I told you no horse play
 WTF: Uh oh. Someone's going to end up at the glue factory...
 Side Boob: Someone call the fashion police on that neckbeard
 fisto: In some barbaric places, dressing up as your girlfriend is still a crime!
Image 233315   02-19-18   Uploaded by    boozer
 jazzjunkie: #233332 throws the best fiestas
 saluted: Pizzanata
 Teechur: Give me Olaf. He deserves to be a pinata.
 addend: poonata.
 Clim Tinties: The circle of life.
 Mern Trulbo: pineapple inside
 WTF: @Mr. Shine This chocolate tastes like shit... oh.
 Mr. Shine: I sure hope candy comes out of that.
Image 233314   02-19-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 raditzu: this? a piece of cake!
 kshoxx: *Darth vader-like yell* NOooOoooooooo
Image 233313   02-19-18   Uploaded by    phil
 Shay: Some of the pawns' eyes make me queasy.
 charlemagne: they used to move themselves around the board. these days, not so much
 addend: Cheesse.
 VeeKay: Chess level: barbaric.
 Scoo: What is this, a dinner for schmucks?
Image 233312   02-19-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
 Teechur: Game of Throwns
 lolnotrly: @glenalec aaah you beat me to it
 Side Boob: Frost Giants cheat
 ping: No makeup selfies are so 2014.
 Social Vegan: Winter Olympics are coming!
Image 233311   02-19-18   Uploaded by    dad
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