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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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Image 233270   02-18-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
334
 
 jazzjunkie: The pollsters here are really friendly.
 trelyate: You can always rely on the Polish!
 Tiny Butt: Hey, I recognise that place! Thats from here!
 addend: *Polls.
Image 233269   02-18-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
290
 
 Greifer: Christ is watching
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Assumpta!
 VeeKay: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal! [Dougal shakes his head] And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter? Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? [Dougal shakes his head some more) You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper. Ah, Sister
 Fuzzpot: What are the chances that tech support Will actually help you? Nun.
 Captain Marsupial: The market dropped out of IRL knuckle-smacks when they went online
 Peach: Trolling for Jesus
 Dr Awkward: "All th diseases are created with computer"
 Starry Lemon: It's too late to delete your browser history..
Image 233268   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
384
 
 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.
 Robespierre: I take it the Lord told them to do this
 Greifer: me I Computer... processing death... @ your Service meatbags
 VeeKay: Funny thing is Haloperidol is cheap as free.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob I'll bet he doesn't buy any bodywash, shampoo, or deodorant there, either.
 Side Boob: When he goes to the store, I bet nobody parks by him
 Jabberwikket: The heartbreak of Benerial Disease
 icloud: The truth is out there, on the side of a guy's truck
 potato: 200 years of computers! I knew the tech industry was a bit stagnant these days, but...
 a robot: @Air Biscuit Don't forget Time Cube!
 Air Biscuit: Needs more crystals and flat earth.
 Knice: I envy their free-time.
 addend: "All the diseases are created with computer" / "...spread the news in the internet".
 White Rice: If being addicted to cat and dog is wrong, I dont want to be right (or nanochip free)
 a robot: Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug
Image 233267   02-18-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
260
 
 Greifer: Well the choice is obvious... it's Winter so i take the coat
 dirtstick: @kornisjon @a robot this May Just be an excuse to post a hot chick
 Skaalar: I think they might be referring to a NYT opinion article.
 Nope: Fucking Jacket is Baller... I want like 8
 kornisjon: what
 a robot: ????????
Image 233266   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
348
 
 Robespierre: @WTF Doesn't have the cachet it used to - today it's "Going To School"
 Side Boob: Gun clubs get mail. It's true.
 WTF: "Going Postal"
 eurotrash: Beauty of North America
Image 233265   02-18-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
498
 
 SpaceCow: Home of the Large Mickey.
 White Rice: Ah yes, the traditional hamburger shoppe, WacDonalds
 Peter Pantsless: Poor guy can't catch a break #233256
Image 233264   02-18-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
529
 
 marxist: @BavidDowie - Dire Floofs!
 androbot: 110% floofy angels
 BavidDowie: Dire wolves
 bug: Protip: horse jockeys make terrible guard dog handlers.
Image 233263   02-18-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Oh, also, I don't care what i won, but I cannot accept any livestock, hookers over 65, or nuclear arms, due to Federal postal regulations. Please send my prize to CrustyDusty, Box 011010100101100101110 Internet, USA. Thanks!
Image 233262   02-18-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
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 Volwen: Which one is Yes Korea?
 addend: "[tilde] points" seems about right.
 Ulillillia: Fast bad
Image 233261   02-18-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
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