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254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Image 233270   02-18-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
334
 
 jazzjunkie: The pollsters here are really friendly.
 trelyate: You can always rely on the Polish!
 Tiny Butt: Hey, I recognise that place! Thats from here!
 addend: *Polls.
Image 233269   02-18-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
290
 
 Greifer: Christ is watching
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Assumpta!
 VeeKay: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal! [Dougal shakes his head] And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter? Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers? [Dougal shakes his head some more) You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper. Ah, Sister
 Fuzzpot: What are the chances that tech support Will actually help you? Nun.
 Captain Marsupial: The market dropped out of IRL knuckle-smacks when they went online
 Peach: Trolling for Jesus
 Dr Awkward: "All th diseases are created with computer"
 ignatz: It's too late to delete your browser history..
Image 233268   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
384
 
 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.
 Robespierre: I take it the Lord told them to do this
 Greifer: me I Computer... processing death... @ your Service meatbags
 VeeKay: Funny thing is Haloperidol is cheap as free.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob I'll bet he doesn't buy any bodywash, shampoo, or deodorant there, either.
 Side Boob: When he goes to the store, I bet nobody parks by him
 Jabberwikket: The heartbreak of Benerial Disease
 icloud: The truth is out there, on the side of a guy's truck
 potato: 200 years of computers! I knew the tech industry was a bit stagnant these days, but...
 a robot: @Air Biscuit Don't forget Time Cube!
 Air Biscuit: Needs more crystals and flat earth.
 Knice: I envy their free-time.
 addend: "All the diseases are created with computer" / "...spread the news in the internet".
 White Rice: If being addicted to cat and dog is wrong, I dont want to be right (or nanochip free)
 a robot: Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug
Image 233267   02-18-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
260
 
 Greifer: Well the choice is obvious... it's Winter so i take the coat
 dirtstick: @kornisjon @a robot this May Just be an excuse to post a hot chick
 Skaalar: I think they might be referring to a NYT opinion article.
 Nope: Fucking Jacket is Baller... I want like 8
 kornisjon: what
 a robot: ????????
Image 233266   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
348
 
 Robespierre: @WTF Doesn't have the cachet it used to - today it's "Going To School"
 Side Boob: Gun clubs get mail. It's true.
 WTF: "Going Postal"
 ignatz: Beauty of North America
Image 233265   02-18-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
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 SpaceCow: Home of the Large Mickey.
 White Rice: Ah yes, the traditional hamburger shoppe, WacDonalds
 Peter Pantsless: Poor guy can't catch a break #233256
Image 233264   02-18-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
529
 
 marxist: @BavidDowie - Dire Floofs!
 androbot: 110% floofy angels
 BavidDowie: Dire wolves
 bug: Protip: horse jockeys make terrible guard dog handlers.
Image 233263   02-18-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
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 Not A Bot: Oh, also, I don't care what i won, but I cannot accept any livestock, hookers over 65, or nuclear arms, due to Federal postal regulations. Please send my prize to CrustyDusty, Box 011010100101100101110 Internet, USA. Thanks!
Image 233262   02-18-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
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 Volwen: Which one is Yes Korea?
 addend: "[tilde] points" seems about right.
 Ulillillia: Fast bad
Image 233261   02-18-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
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