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253689  WannaBee: If it's Episode 1, 2, or 3 I understand.

253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
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 6. Warrax: 2126 points
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 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
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11. tess: 1827 points
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Score:
194
 
 Greifer: why not
 Mr. Shine: This gameshow is weird.
 kornisjon: Are you the only one who gets to make them dirty?
 a robot: When you gotta wash your genitals, you gotta wash your genitals!
 Mexico: He lives with his mom.
 Shay: Shitter was full!
Image 233259   02-18-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
428
 
 Captain Marsupial: Not enough cedar shavings on the floor.
 Sadbot: Milkpig Santa
Image 233258   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
184
 
 Science: Microwave's mom?
 wolfpk: Dennis can't make up his mind and Michael has zero imagination.
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine I'd threaten to go to aggro-con and then not show up.
 Mr. Shine: Aggro-Con 2001 was very limited, and thee only purple user was El Tigre, who we lost in the Browser Wars in '03.
 Air Biscuit: Airbiscuit ( biscuitveteran, the landstander, frank jive, truckules, etc...)
 Scoo: Scoo (Scoo)
 Sadbot: @Nope He's the one normie friend...pictured here rethinking his choice in friends
 Nope: Hey Michael, wtf?
Image 233257   02-18-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
456
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe don't be lame and just ask her like a man.
 Nope: @White Rice I'm just super saiyan anime is trash
 addend: Final form :(
 White Rice: @Nope hey now, thems fightin words.
 Sadbot: @Mexico You're Krillin me here
 Mexico: I'm not Freeza that night for your filthy Saiyan gathering.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 Nope: In the trash like all anime belongs
Image 233256   02-18-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
522
 
 Captain Marsupial: Little-known fact: President Images had woodcut chompers.
 WTF: How can a picture make me both laugh and cry at the same time?
Image 233255   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
802
 
 jazzjunkie: "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
 mexican: How about no.
 Robespierre: Whoa, this image is just CRAWLING with artifacts!
 Greifer: @Peter Pantsless first she will cut off your head!
 BavidDowie: Prey tell, who is this stunning creature?
 Captain Marsupial: Damn, scyther got curves
 Mr. Butt: Zorak, write this down: no.
 Peter Pantsless: Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
Image 233254   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
791
 
 Robespierre: "Honey, it sounds like the drain's clogged again"
 BavidDowie: AWOO!
 PenguinBartender: "OIIIINK" *translation: "MOOOO!"*
 Dr Awkward: Is this that "Borkf" I keep on hearing about? Mmmm....
Image 233253   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
150
 
 SpaceCow: Why does your headpiece appear more like a bear than a lion?
 BavidDowie: Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
 Shay: The Shadow Knows (what you were doing in bed last night)
Image 233252   02-18-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
397
 
 jazzjunkie: @FabricMan Yep. Or talk about baananas.
 FabricMan: @Hokie333 So, only purples get to make references to a popular stick-figure-based webcomic?
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial That particular switcherino seems kinda mean. Here you go: xkcd.com/radiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial grilledsloinautismburgerradiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial X! K! C! D! Screw it! The jokes no longer funny.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial argh!! I keep typing in autism, It keeps changing it to Autism. F it.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial F-ing autocorrect! Checks autism poster.
 Captain Marsupial: How many sieverts in standrad? (Checks autism poster)
 White Rice: 25lbs of RAD? But I needed at least 30 to make this work.
 Dr Awkward: This is STAND-RAD
Image 233251   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
690
 
 Volwen: This is not STAND-RAD
 Shay: The Weakender
 trelyate: damn, George W era memes.
Image 233250   02-18-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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