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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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Score:
194
 
 Greifer: why not
 Mr. Shine: This gameshow is weird.
 kornisjon: Are you the only one who gets to make them dirty?
 a robot: When you gotta wash your genitals, you gotta wash your genitals!
 Mexico: He lives with his mom.
 Shay: Shitter was full!
Image 233259   02-18-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
428
 
 Captain Marsupial: Not enough cedar shavings on the floor.
 Sadbot: Milkpig Santa
Image 233258   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
184
 
 Science: Microwave's mom?
 wolfpk: Dennis can't make up his mind and Michael has zero imagination.
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine I'd threaten to go to aggro-con and then not show up.
 Mr. Shine: Aggro-Con 2001 was very limited, and thee only purple user was El Tigre, who we lost in the Browser Wars in '03.
 Air Biscuit: Airbiscuit ( biscuitveteran, the landstander, frank jive, truckules, etc...)
 Scoo: Scoo (Scoo)
 Sadbot: @Nope He's the one normie friend...pictured here rethinking his choice in friends
 Nope: Hey Michael, wtf?
Image 233257   02-18-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
456
 
 BavidDowie: Maybe don't be lame and just ask her like a man.
 Nope: @White Rice I'm just super saiyan anime is trash
 addend: Final form :(
 White Rice: @Nope hey now, thems fightin words.
 Sadbot: @Mexico You're Krillin me here
 Mexico: I'm not Freeza that night for your filthy Saiyan gathering.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
 Nope: In the trash like all anime belongs
Image 233256   02-18-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
522
 
 Captain Marsupial: Little-known fact: President Images had woodcut chompers.
 WTF: How can a picture make me both laugh and cry at the same time?
Image 233255   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
802
 
 jazzjunkie: "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
 mexican: How about no.
 Robespierre: Whoa, this image is just CRAWLING with artifacts!
 Greifer: @Peter Pantsless first she will cut off your head!
 BavidDowie: Prey tell, who is this stunning creature?
 Captain Marsupial: Damn, scyther got curves
 Mr. Butt: Zorak, write this down: no.
 Peter Pantsless: Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
Image 233254   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
791
 
 Robespierre: "Honey, it sounds like the drain's clogged again"
 BavidDowie: AWOO!
 PenguinBartender: "OIIIINK" *translation: "MOOOO!"*
 Dr Awkward: Is this that "Borkf" I keep on hearing about? Mmmm....
Image 233253   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
150
 
 SpaceCow: Why does your headpiece appear more like a bear than a lion?
 BavidDowie: Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
 Shay: The Shadow Knows (what you were doing in bed last night)
Image 233252   02-18-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
397
 
 jazzjunkie: @FabricMan Yep. Or talk about baananas.
 FabricMan: @Hokie333 So, only purples get to make references to a popular stick-figure-based webcomic?
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial That particular switcherino seems kinda mean. Here you go: xkcd.com/radiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial grilledsloinautismburgerradiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial X! K! C! D! Screw it! The jokes no longer funny.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial argh!! I keep typing in autism, It keeps changing it to Autism. F it.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial F-ing autocorrect! Checks autism poster.
 Captain Marsupial: How many sieverts in standrad? (Checks autism poster)
 White Rice: 25lbs of RAD? But I needed at least 30 to make this work.
 Dr Awkward: This is STAND-RAD
Image 233251   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
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 Volwen: This is not STAND-RAD
 Shay: The Weakender
 trelyate: damn, George W era memes.
Image 233250   02-18-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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