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258441  Ironass: @Scoo ... that way you can cum and go at the same time.

258442  Ironass: Was this playing at the time? #258448

258449  grizzly: @grizzly oh. I was talking about my wife. I forgot I left that part out of the story...

258448  Ironass: The closing theme to "Jaws"?

258449  grizzly: @VoR not open enough sometimes, but I try!

258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Side Boob
7. Solemn
8. Mr Bleak
9. a robot
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (847 points)
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Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (838 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (822 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (770 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (741 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (729 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2988 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2629 points
 5. Mr. Shine: 2584 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2292 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
 9. logan: 1999 points
10. bromide: 1867 points
11. Bagels: 1793 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1757 points
13. cran vodka: 1684 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. nathan: 1639 points
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Score:
791
 
 Robespierre: "Honey, it sounds like the drain's clogged again"
 BavidDowie: AWOO!
 PenguinBartender: "OIIIINK" *translation: "MOOOO!"*
 Dr Awkward: Is this that "Borkf" I keep on hearing about? Mmmm....
Image 233253   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
150
 
 SpaceCow: Why does your headpiece appear more like a bear than a lion?
 BavidDowie: Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
 Shay: The Shadow Knows (what you were doing in bed last night)
Image 233252   02-18-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
397
 
 jazzjunkie: @FabricMan Yep. Or talk about baananas.
 FabricMan: @Hokie333 So, only purples get to make references to a popular stick-figure-based webcomic?
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial That particular switcherino seems kinda mean. Here you go: xkcd.com/radiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial grilledsloinautismburgerradiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial X! K! C! D! Screw it! The jokes no longer funny.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial argh!! I keep typing in autism, It keeps changing it to Autism. F it.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial F-ing autocorrect! Checks autism poster.
 Captain Marsupial: How many sieverts in standrad? (Checks autism poster)
 White Rice: 25lbs of RAD? But I needed at least 30 to make this work.
 Dr Awkward: This is STAND-RAD
Image 233251   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
690
 
 Volwen: This is not STAND-RAD
 Shay: The Weakender
 trelyate: damn, George W era memes.
Image 233250   02-18-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
371
 
 jochenau: If at first you don't screw up, try, try again...
 Ulillillia: Betholomew J. Simpson
 WTF: Barthorn
Image 233249   02-18-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
112
 
 mexican: I really don't get what was so bad about his idea, I mean sure the implementation was crap but the idea wasn't awful and everyone treated it like it was a warcrime or something.
 funny in the wall: Duper
 m o l e m a n: The actual line from the movie, was an order of magnitude better!
Image 233248   02-18-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
350
 
 Air Biscuit: 5 nights at barneys
 Captain Marsupial: Gonna tear the felt.
 Winterneuro: Two feet on the floor at all times, bruh
Image 233247   02-18-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
265
 
 DrinkMixMan: Gremlins in the projection booth?
 Shay: @Mr. Whiskers ....BROTHER!!!
 Mr. Whiskers: That is one slender man
Image 233246   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
179
 
 tib gubb: i don't even know wtf anymore
Image 233245   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
280
 
 Robespierre: Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, too
 BavidDowie: Goes well with Champagne, or so I hear.
 Captain Marsupial: @Ignatz all of the Nova Corp bodies. Waste not--
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia oh man, the memories you just brought back.
 Ulillillia: How many special people change? How many lives are living strange?
 Warrax: We are all made of dorito dust.
 ignatz: It's people!
Image 233244   02-18-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
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