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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.


268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. Cyka: 1482 points
12. frenk: 1474 points
13. crappypants: 1439 points
14. Murm Gungus: 1419 points
15. wordjones: 1406 points
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 Robespierre: "Honey, it sounds like the drain's clogged again"
 BavidDowie: AWOO!
 PenguinBartender: "OIIIINK" *translation: "MOOOO!"*
 Dr Awkward: Is this that "Borkf" I keep on hearing about? Mmmm....
Image 233253   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 SpaceCow: Why does your headpiece appear more like a bear than a lion?
 BavidDowie: Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
 Shay: The Shadow Knows (what you were doing in bed last night)
Image 233252   02-18-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 jazzjunkie: @FabricMan Yep. Or talk about baananas.
 FabricMan: @Hokie333 So, only purples get to make references to a popular stick-figure-based webcomic?
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial That particular switcherino seems kinda mean. Here you go:
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial grilledsloinautismburgerradiation/
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial X! K! C! D! Screw it! The jokes no longer funny.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial argh!! I keep typing in autism, It keeps changing it to Autism. F it.
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial F-ing autocorrect! Checks autism poster.
 Captain Marsupial: How many sieverts in standrad? (Checks autism poster)
 White Rice: 25lbs of RAD? But I needed at least 30 to make this work.
 Dr Awkward: This is STAND-RAD
Image 233251   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Volwen: This is not STAND-RAD
 Shay: The Weakender
 trelyate: damn, George W era memes.
Image 233250   02-18-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 jochenau: If at first you don't screw up, try, try again...
 Ulillillia: Betholomew J. Simpson
 WTF: Barthorn
Image 233249   02-18-18   Uploaded by    flowers
 mexican: I really don't get what was so bad about his idea, I mean sure the implementation was crap but the idea wasn't awful and everyone treated it like it was a warcrime or something.
 funny in the wall: Duper
 m o l e m a n: The actual line from the movie, was an order of magnitude better!
Image 233248   02-18-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Air Biscuit: 5 nights at barneys
 Captain Marsupial: Gonna tear the felt.
 Winterneuro: Two feet on the floor at all times, bruh
Image 233247   02-18-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 DrinkMixMan: Gremlins in the projection booth?
 Shay: @Mr. Whiskers ....BROTHER!!!
 Mr. Whiskers: That is one slender man
Image 233246   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 tib gubb: i don't even know wtf anymore
Image 233245   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Robespierre: Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, too
 BavidDowie: Goes well with Champagne, or so I hear.
 Captain Marsupial: @Ignatz all of the Nova Corp bodies. Waste not--
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia oh man, the memories you just brought back.
 Ulillillia: How many special people change? How many lives are living strange?
 Warrax: We are all made of dorito dust.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: It's people!
Image 233244   02-18-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
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