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269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?



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Score:
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 jazzjunkie: [MEEP MEEP]
 ping: @Greifer It's only a flesh wound. I'll walk it off.
 Greifer: meeeeeedic!
 Nope: @fanny @Knice Good feelings and positive vibes are corny therefore corn pile
 fanny: @Knice i'm sorry there is no actual corn pile for you :'(
 Knice: @fanny What an awesome surprise! X-D
 Knice: @ping *shoots you* :-D
 Ihminen: lovely
 ping: [Puts on antlers. Attempts to steal corn.]
 VoR: @fanny photoshop? Wat?
 fanny: baby woke up early from nap... so this was the extent of my photoshop skillz i could manage on this one ;)
 Nope: And thats how half the users died :(
Image 233197   02-18-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
335
 
 Not A Bot: bad crop = bad vote
 VoR: Pumpkin spice is life...
 Not A Bot: I wonder how long this kind of thing lasts before bodily fluids have gunked up all the velcro bits.
Image 233196   02-18-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
841
 
 Austin: I Can learn how to play ps4 with my face I'm sure
 sunset blues: I will never be that strong, it's suicide right away for me. Rad.
 Greifer: thats why you shouldn't give an arm or a leg
 elmosco: my sides hurt @Otterman
 wolfpk: The last time they tried this photo shoot, it didn't turn out so good.
 kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!
 well duh: This is a picture of a beautiful woman, who looks perfectly happy, and at ease with the lot she's been dealt in life. Rad.
 bug: I, uhh... Is that how you lost them?
 Otterman: I don't understand this either sober or while drinking.
 tib gubb: sure, whatever.
 VeeKay: Weirdly she is related to William Huskisson.
 VoR: Please don't lolly gaggle on the line.
 Teechur: You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
Image 233195   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
680
 
 mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!
 Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine * . . . borkfs
 Amy Housewine: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
Image 233194   02-18-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
137
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no matter how you stretch if youre not erect youre doing it wrong.
 Teechur: Reminds me of Loonette's stretching segment of The Big Comfy Couch
 luxbu: Sharpie pens are so much fun. :-/
Image 233193   02-18-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
657
 
 dobbiesdoogs: only the worst diseases are up for discussion...rubella, alzheimer's, millenium edition....
 VeeKay: The sheer ethical wonder of this guy. He is convinced he will eradicate malaria - hopefully within his lifetime, but certainly as his legacy. Super hero.
 Scoo: Yep, he looks a fungi alright
 charlemagne: I pretend to be a doctor at parties too
 tib gubb: NEEEEERD
Image 233192   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
241
 
 VeeKay: Fuck this. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
 FabricMan: Gonna go out prowling for some hipster chicks
 jochenau: Don't do that to the poor chicken :(
 Ihminen: c o c k r i n g
 Ihminen: ok i'll do it
 nerdhulk: I'll leave the obvious comment alone on this one!
Image 233191   02-18-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
226
 
 BavidDowie: It's an expression.
 Disclosure: Trying to blow up a truck
 Scoo: He's searching in vain for the itty-bitty penis
 charlemagne: better to get a smaller car and a penis enlargement
 jazzjunkie: That's not the first place my mind went... This guy is way ahead of me.
 jazzjunkie: That's not the first place my went... This guy is way ahead of me.
Image 233190   02-18-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
550
 
 trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor
 tib gubb: "where's the toilet paper?"
 flommmm: It's Wednesday-after-Taco-Tuesdays, my Dudes!
Image 233189   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
466
 
 fanny: @Scoo lol even kitty is clearly bothered by it
 Scoo: @fanny if it is, we've finally reached Peak Redneck
 fanny: im confused by the elastic on those pants? or is it a denim fitted sheet?
Image 233188   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
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