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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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Score:
432
 
 BavidDowie: Finder's keepers
 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon
 buds420: Rad for proper Macintosh OS fonts Chicago and Geneva. The real Geneva, not the TrueType blasphemy. Ooh, ResEdit! Be careful with that!
 Mr. Whiskers: I remember 7th guest. Rad for 7th guest
 Not A Bot: Best album of 2014.
 Shay: Kid Pix 2 will protect you!
 Teechur: Only to have Shitworld attacked by Graymalkin.
 tib gubb: let me know how that works out for you
 bug: I regret to inform you that you have 47,024 viruses.
 barfolomew: Hecate is my anti virus, and graphic design is my passion.
 carpwoman: 1997.
 Ulillillia: Selling your soul to the Devil, eh? Good luck with that
 Kaviri: Heckity heck!
 Captain Marsupial: ... And Dog is co-pilot.
 El hefe: Simon's man servant Hecubus is my IT professional
 Yam: Thats a Mac for you.
Image 233157   02-18-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
365
 
 taiko: @Teechur She was paid not to mention that
 Teechur: Stormy Daniels about to eat a horse's patoot?
 WTF: Has science gone too far or not too far enough?
 Dresdenkeogh: Your girlfriend is a sandwich
 WTF: Is your girlfriend delicious?
 Yam: @OldKentuckyShark I think of that quote every time I eat Arbys and regret it (which is every time I eat Arbys I think)
 Captain Marsupial: You oughta remove the the hooves. You don't want to end up in the horsepital with foot & mouth disease.
 Not A Bot: "I only like turkey when it comes in a can! D: "
 Lorm Bembo: "Im so hungry I could eat at Arbys" - Terri Mackleberry (from 'Das Bus' episode )
Image 233156   02-18-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: @BavidDowie is this a willy wonka villian lair?
 wolfpk: Change the boards color to a "natural" color, and that would be awesome.
 carpwoman: @Robespierre - The House on the Rock. Not a motel and not as gaudy as this believe it or not.
 Ulillillia: The Madonna Inn in La Isla Bonita
 Robespierre: @Captain Marsupial That was the other one I was trying to remember.
 Captain Marsupial: Maybe the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo.
 Scoo: That bathroom rocks!
 Robespierre: Is this a room at the Gobbler Inn, or whatever that weird motel in Wisconsin is called?
 BavidDowie: Is this a Bond villan lair?
Image 233155   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
378
 
 Gallifrasian: Guaranteed to get things moving again.
 Teechur: Too much poopy; not enough pp
 Scoo: A bit nutty on the finish
 Robespierre: None for me, thanks - I'm driving
Image 233154   02-18-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
372
 
 Hyphae: I keep forgetting to hang up the sky as soon as it gets out of the dryer
Image 233153   02-18-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
606
 
 kornisjon: Rad for addressing bad behaviour.
 Air Biscuit: Reason: "swing batta batta batta swing" is to be directed at a different sport.
 Prostata: how much of an asshole do you have to be to STAND OUT as an asshole at an NBA game?!
 Teechur: I give my stoodints a warning about improper language/conduct on day 1 of klass. That way, when I issue them a detention, I can say, "I already warned you once."
 Warrax: I'd be real disappointed if being ejected didn't involve being stuffed in a box and shipped cross country.
 carpwoman: I'd be so fucking embarrassed to get one of these I'd leave on my own.
 Ulillillia: Fine, I'll just go to UPSForum.
 Captain Marsupial: No other warning will be delivered between the hours of 9-5, and no signature will be required.
 El hefe: It's good that professional athletes don't have to abide by codes of conduct or as I like to call it "tyranny"
 Robespierre: Effin' FedEx tyrants.
 FabricMan: Hrrrr, ah di'nt come to a sports game t' do no readin'!
 Hyphae: That's ok, I'll just make a new account with one of my other junk emails and be back on the forums lickety-split
Image 233152   02-18-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
364
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: He's remembering paying half a week's wages for a plate of pasta.
 Prostata: I'm thinkin' Arby's
 Teechur: Which one? London, Ontario has had a few serial killers.
 Shay: I don't think so, Tim.
 charlemagne: homelessness
 Kaviri: Losing control of everything it once had.
 WTF: To be fair he was thinking London, Nebraska.
 Scoo: You never know
 Hyphae: Pasta sounds good, I'll start the water
Image 233151   02-18-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
394
 
 bug: Go away, baitin'.
 Captain Marsupial: Is this a warning to the deer? I think it's above their reading level.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ok. i like bating piles. where is this?
 Hyphae: I prefer catfishing bears
Image 233150   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
517
 
 piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!
 Captain Marsupial: Floats like a butterfly, stings like the pointy bits on a rhino.
Image 233149   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
685
 
 Air Biscuit: Roll for perception.
 Mad Collager: Hey, Hey, Hey! Looooove to eat catfood!
 Hyphae: I don't know what you are talking about, all I see is a kitty and my invisible troll friend Hank
 bug: Maybe it's time to lay off the fancy feast, Bubbo.
Image 233148   02-18-18   Uploaded by    catheter
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