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253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

253870  ignatz: Tickle my tummy, I dare ya!

253765  ignatz: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!

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5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
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253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid



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Score:
1194
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Happy birthday, Jesse.
 kornisjon: I'm in favour of this. No shaming. Only priding.
 Kaviri: What did Jesse your name was again?
 Robespierre: "Where's my cake, hoomin?"
 Ulillillia: You come on like a dream, peaches and cream
 zrj235: dawww
 SuedeOxford: My name is Jesse. Today is my 16th Birthday and I still awoo.
 jochenau: Pretty sure Jesse here was the model for that squirrel thing in Ice Age.
Image 233119   02-18-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
413
 
 kornisjon: My grandfather worked at the lego factory. I got a shit ton of legos (mostly red ones) but did I get this useful tool? No, I did not. I had to use my friggen TEETH, like an animal! But I'm not ungrateful. Except for a little bit.
 Kaviri: And this, dear children, is how you pry off a fingernail.
 BavidDowie: This also looks unpleasant to step on
 Teechur: This doubles as an instant lottery ticket scratch-off tool. You and your offspring can spend quality time after all.
 Air Biscuit: @glenalec is that why they called you "bleeding gums"?
 Not A Bot: I probably need a dog.
 addend: (Adds bottle opener and keyring.)
 VoR: Teaching my kids to use this...
 Ihminen: @glenalec I stole a butter knife from the kitchen and i kept it with my legos just for this
 tokyopig: Keep forgetting all the weird rewrites.
 mission2mars: When I was a lad, we didn't have any new-fangled Lego-separation tools! We had to use our chompers or that funny thing in the nail file set.
Image 233118   02-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
705
 
 Shay: THE BOMB IS IN THE HAIR, I REPEAT, THE BOMB IS IN THE HAIR
 Captain Marsupial: You Hair-Hopper!
 carpwoman: Jesus I'm soooo glad I have short hair. What a pain in the ass this had to be.
 VeeKay: Crash helmet irrelevant
 Mr. Shine: "I said BIGGER!!!!"
 jochenau: Adele, just because you're a ridiculously talented singer/songwriter doesn't mean you can resurrect 1960's hair. Unless you also wear the Far Side-style cat eye glasses.
Image 233117   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
341
 
 Captain Marsupial: It's supposed to be a comb switcherino, not a fork switcherino. (Somewhere an audio engineer chuckles.)
 FabricMan: Inside a PS controller
 addend: *X.
 Bohab: I can use this to play mega man fork four right?
 Korrok: Oh fork!
Image 233116   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
816
 
 zrj235: oh, hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my... wait where the fuck did my lizard go?
 Mr. Shine: *Chameleon, out of breath*
Image 233115   02-18-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
387
 
 Sadbot: @DarkTeddy Perry Bible Fellowship
 DarkTeddy: What is that? @Sadbot
 Sadbot: I'm inclined to like this guy just for his choice in webcomics
Image 233114   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
254
 
 Demon Universe: @zrj235 @tokyopig Space crack! We were just talking about this last week. The stuff is awesome.
 Captain Marsupial: Captain, we've found a deposit of dilithium!
 zrj235: @tokyopig nope that's crack
 tokyopig: Are these fraggle rocks?
Image 233113   02-18-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
83
 
 VeeKay: Fuckice?
 BavidDowie: No. Fick REWE.
Image 233112   02-18-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
209
 
 Robespierre: Doomed
 zrj235: @Side Boob jeez, no. not right now...
 Side Boob: Surviving a North Korean prison: theweek.com/articles/729039/… Long read but worth it
 Mr. Shine: "Please, please release our parents!!"
 addend: "Don't get eliminated!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 233111   02-18-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
362
 
 Side Boob: The Butt Plug Museum
Image 233110   02-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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