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268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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 FireBreathingMarmot: Happy birthday, Jesse.
 kornisjon: I'm in favour of this. No shaming. Only priding.
 Kaviri: What did Jesse your name was again?
 Robespierre: "Where's my cake, hoomin?"
 Ulillillia: You come on like a dream, peaches and cream
 zrj235: dawww
 SuedeOxford: My name is Jesse. Today is my 16th Birthday and I still awoo.
 jochenau: Pretty sure Jesse here was the model for that squirrel thing in Ice Age.
Image 233119   02-18-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
413
 
 kornisjon: My grandfather worked at the lego factory. I got a shit ton of legos (mostly red ones) but did I get this useful tool? No, I did not. I had to use my friggen TEETH, like an animal! But I'm not ungrateful. Except for a little bit.
 Kaviri: And this, dear children, is how you pry off a fingernail.
 BavidDowie: This also looks unpleasant to step on
 Teechur: This doubles as an instant lottery ticket scratch-off tool. You and your offspring can spend quality time after all.
 Air Biscuit: @glenalec is that why they called you "bleeding gums"?
 Not A Bot: I probably need a dog.
 addend: (Adds bottle opener and keyring.)
 VoR: Teaching my kids to use this...
 Ihminen: @glenalec I stole a butter knife from the kitchen and i kept it with my legos just for this
 tokyopig: Keep forgetting all the weird rewrites.
 mission2mars: When I was a lad, we didn't have any new-fangled Lego-separation tools! We had to use our chompers or that funny thing in the nail file set.
Image 233118   02-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
705
 
 Shay: THE BOMB IS IN THE HAIR, I REPEAT, THE BOMB IS IN THE HAIR
 Captain Marsupial: You Hair-Hopper!
 carpwoman: Jesus I'm soooo glad I have short hair. What a pain in the ass this had to be.
 VeeKay: Crash helmet irrelevant
 Mr. Shine: "I said BIGGER!!!!"
 jochenau: Adele, just because you're a ridiculously talented singer/songwriter doesn't mean you can resurrect 1960's hair. Unless you also wear the Far Side-style cat eye glasses.
Image 233117   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
341
 
 Captain Marsupial: It's supposed to be a comb switcherino, not a fork switcherino. (Somewhere an audio engineer chuckles.)
 FabricMan: Inside a PS controller
 addend: *X.
 Bohab: I can use this to play mega man fork four right?
 Korrok: Oh fork!
Image 233116   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
816
 
 zrj235: oh, hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my... wait where the fuck did my lizard go?
 Mr. Shine: *Chameleon, out of breath*
Image 233115   02-18-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
415
 
 Sadbot: @DarkTeddy Perry Bible Fellowship
 DarkTeddy: What is that? @Sadbot
 Sadbot: I'm inclined to like this guy just for his choice in webcomics
Image 233114   02-18-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
254
 
 Demon Universe: @zrj235 @tokyopig Space crack! We were just talking about this last week. The stuff is awesome.
 Captain Marsupial: Captain, we've found a deposit of dilithium!
 zrj235: @tokyopig nope that's crack
 tokyopig: Are these fraggle rocks?
Image 233113   02-18-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
83
 
 VeeKay: Fuckice?
 BavidDowie: No. Fick REWE.
Image 233112   02-18-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
209
 
 Robespierre: Doomed
 zrj235: @Side Boob jeez, no. not right now...
 Side Boob: Surviving a North Korean prison: theweek.com/articles/729039/… Long read but worth it
 Mr. Shine: "Please, please release our parents!!"
 addend: "Don't get eliminated!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 233111   02-18-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
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 Side Boob: The Butt Plug Museum
Image 233110   02-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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