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269079  dangerkeith3000: Are those it's balls?

269080  dangerkeith3000: NERDS

269081  dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan Steve Urkel got hot!

269086  dangerkeith3000: @Mexico Damn, it sounded awesome.

269090  sparename: Now everything LOOKS like bad decisions

269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?



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Score:
978
 
 Air Biscuit: Hangerhead shark
 Teechur: I love how some people see the world around them!
Image 233095   02-17-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
328
 
 VeeKay: @Nope Still very current. Just gave away about $1 million to Miami charities.
 jochenau: SPARTAAAAAAA
 Robespierre: CanadianThings.com
 Nope: What happened to Drake?
Image 233094   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
335
 
 Uncle Larry: Who is definitely an adult
 Robespierre: But my genitals don't need managing...
 Not A Bot: Veronica is utterly terrifying
Image 233093   02-17-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
498
 
 BavidDowie: Buddy the Elf got into the reindeer nursery..
 Teechur: Hmmmm... tastes like lyme.
Image 233092   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
904
 
 Jabberwikket: [Slow ominous orchestral music intensifies]
 georgerino: The last thing the cat lady ever sees!
 Kaviri: I laughed when I saw this. Why did I laugh?
 carpwoman: No bears in the cave.
 well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*
 Robespierre: Pink snoot is pink alright.
 Psymon: Does anyone else smell tuna?
 Mr. Shine: *dainty sniff*
Image 233091   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
710
 
 carpwoman: I want that bike.
 Teechur: She bearly has an audience.
Image 233090   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
433
 
 Mr Bleak: @RiderFan I wasn't, and I never have!
 RiderFan: I was circumcised and I really like not having to worry about phimosis.
 VoR: @Warrax it takes a while afteewards
 BavidDowie: You can't trade it in for a prize or anything later
 Warrax: I did not see that punchline coming.
Image 233089   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
153
 
 kornisjon: Cool teen slang.
 VoR: @Teechur Nut all over the school. Thats stoopid
 Aufziehvogel: I tried but they suspended me
 Teechur: *Teechurs
 Mr. Shine: Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
Image 233088   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
946
 
 Robespierre: @apoxia Gotta be a pretty big hole to hold 63% of the American public.
 Robespierre: @glenalec Her life is long over, and she was a bitter women from the day I met her until the day she died - Hm, I wonder if they have anything to do with each other...
 antipatterns: dont pay government is a fuck i am meme man 57855484651658 dead meter maids
 Side Boob: My ex used to bitch about the property taxes going for schools when we didn't have kids. I always told her "We can pay for schools now or prisons later. Which do you prefer?"
 Aufziehvogel: There is a thin line for everyone and when it's crossed one will say "I won't pay for THAT"...
 apoxia: Nice response. I usually suggest that the person goes to live in a hole in a mountain if they don't want to contribute to living in a society.
 uncannie: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/
 Robespierre: I recall my aunt (the American one) bitching about how she had to pay taxes for public schools when she herself had no children. Dad (my American parent) asked her, "Why are you so dead set against the concept of the common good?" That aunt would have fit right in to Today's 'Murican So-Called Society
 jochenau: I was discussing American healthcare with a Japanese person and this exact question came up. I was rather surprised when she said, "'Why should I have to...?' is a child's question. People need to grow up."
 Ulillillia: txt.jpg but Rad anyway
Image 233087   02-17-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
919
 
 GroanWorthy: Hey. Don't kinkshame.
 Warrax: mfw I tried to bite that butt and missed.
 a robot: "I'm helping!"
 Ulillillia: Homph
 Mr. Shine: "D@mmit, Moonmoon!"
Image 233086   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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