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238528  Yurishiro: Lebensmude

238529  Yurishiro: No this is a waste of trees.

238530  Yurishiro: Ahhh, the primitive homo sapiens.

238527  wolfpk: Looks like "The Legends of Tomorrow" have screwed up the time line again!

238535  Not A Bot: My anaconda actually has an upper limit. I failed to previously mention that in the rap song and that's my bad.

238530  funny in the wall: @virtualman probably, pigs are too smart and poop too much. but yeah, they are awesome

238527  TurkeyVulture: SCA is throwing a wider net.

238527  Skaalar: @Ihminen I was gonna go Civilization, but yours fits better.

238523  barfolomew: What? WHAT?

238511  Yam: You got any games on your phone?

238496  a robot: You know that's just going to go right through you!

238525  funny in the wall: one of them bovine jonis no doubt

238517  a robot: Seems legit

238520  a robot: I don't know what's happening here but it's really cute and that's what's important

238523  BavidDowie: Here Is Harold, King of England

238533  Korrok: Aw yeah....

238428  Yurishiro: @hajjpodge more like the same D face

238526  Yurishiro: ok copy paste but who's the evil one?! [creepy violin]

238513  Teechur: Yeah, I'm pretty much done with hammertime, too.

238518  wolfpk: It should have been called "Snow White and the Seven Critters."

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238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238410 Yurishiro: @Dick Inspector COMBO

238452 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in brass knuckles.

238501 funny in the wall: watch out, my dad is a narcissist

238462 Yurishiro: SHUT UP

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

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 tib gubb: children shouldn't be in factories? shocking.
 Yurishiro: Double comment
 Yurishiro: Willie Wonka and the mockolate factory
 XLY: osha is a US thing tho right? Dude has his factory in the UK so...
 Robespierre: This may come as a shock to some, but I've never seen this film.
 Butcherboy: On a similar vein, while I do like to maintain a very clean shop, before the health dept shows up I like to make my shop as cold as possible so they get out quickly. When theyre wearing a short sleeved shirt you know theyre not going to last long@Warrax
 Warrax: The trick is to build a workplace so perilous that no inspector ever escapes alive.
 savvoy: OSHA protections only apply to employees.
Image 233074   02-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 WTF: Grandma's ghost checking out some beefcake.
 itskando: omg. No.
 Lantry: come with me, and you'll be
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo.
Image 233073   02-17-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 FireBreathingMarmot: Mannequant even.
 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars
 Yurishiro: Show Dem aliens!
 BavidDowie: Someone paid someone else to put this up. On purpose.
 Bohab: @some guy yeah but those teriyaki fries though...
 some guy : Better than Wong Burger's design.
 Bohab: Silent hill's a lot less creepy in the daylight
 Zarathustra: Most. Awkward. Erection.
 addend: # Pump up the volume, pump up the volume #
 zrj235: i keep farting and it smells terrible.
 Mr. Shine: This playground is weird.
 a robot: Seems a bit top-heavy
 carpwoman: Okay.
 bug: Send nudes... into space!
 GoGo Robotto: Makes me think of "Inside"
 Nope: The Hannibal version was better
Image 233072   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro My boy is like that at the vet too. It makes him nervous, but also excited to see the vet assistants, who give him snuggles and treats.
 Yurishiro: @Annoying Vegan I took her to the vet to get vaccinations etc and she Just stood there during the whole visit, trembling like a leaf but she didn't make a noise!
 Yurishiro: @Annoying Vegan she really is :)
 Mr. Shine: Wanna pet that pupper.
 itskando: If you wish to follow the spirit of the request, please apply mock outrage.
 Annoying Vegan : Hello sweetheart! Youre a good girl you know, yes you are.
 itskando: I can't believe I can't say My Butt. Can someone say My Butt for me?
 itskando: My Butt!!
 Not A Bot: honey so fly
Image 233071   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 charlemagne: and at this part of the tour, we shall bow and show peity to the almighty hive mind
 addend: (Leans forward. Squints. Still can't see the backroom deals.)
 zrj235: well howdy partner! welcome to goodsprings!
Image 233070   02-17-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 BavidDowie: I think he's about to hawk something up
 savvoy: mlem
Image 233069   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The monk invited him in, and after an hour's conversation, he told the visitor. "Go to your dentist." "WHAT?! This is the message I get after trekking all the way here?" And off he went to his dentist.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Arriving in Tibet, he checked the address he was given and hailed a cab. The cabbie said, "That's on top of the Himalayan Mts! I can't take you there." but got him set up with a Sherpa and some supplies. 6 days later, he found himself in front of a monk's hut at the top of a mountain.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The specialist examined the golfer and she said, "I don't know what the problem is, but I know of another specialist in Tibet." So off he went.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The doctor said, "Well, the first thing we have to find out is what's wrong with your nose. Then he sent the patient to a gastro-intenstinal specialist.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine I heard a similar story about a golfer who, when he would tee off, would pass gas. It didn't smell, but it made a sound that went "Honda!" So he went to the doctor.
 Mr. Shine: To his amazement, the screw slowly turns, all by itself, until it finally comes alllllll the way out, glistening in the golden sunlight. Then his butt falls off.
 Mr. Shine: So the guy figures why not, and he does that, and finally there he is, baring his bellybutton to the morning sunrise on a freezing mountaintop, when suddenly he feels a twitch! The screw had moved!
 Mr. Shine: So the guy goes, and the old man says "Drink nothing but camelgrass juice for three days, and meditate while fasting. On the third day, climb to the top of the mountain at dawn and let the first rays of the morning sun shine on your bellybutton."
 Mr. Shine: Finally a homeopathic acupuncturist offers a suggestion. "Climb the second highest mountain in Tibet, and ask the wise old rimpoche who lives at the top. He'll know what to do."
 Mr. Shine: The guy is furious, and goes from doctor to doctor, seeking help. No one is brave enough to try. He even tries to get a drill and unscrew the screw himself, but he can't get it.
 Mr. Shine: So a guy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach cramps, and the doctor discovers the head of a giant machine screw deep in the guy's bellybutton. After accusing the guy of messing with him, the doctor finally shrugs and admits he's never seen this before, and can't risk just pulling it out, afraid that it'll do more damage.
Image 233068   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.
 copunter: vvv but just for, uh, clarity: it's platonic
 copunter: I love @ping -- ping for President and Chief Admiral of the Spaceship! ping in 2018!
 zrj235: @ping side sides siiiides sidsidsidsidsiiides.i could also step up to 5D and make up my own shapes but that seems like a lot of effort.
 ping: @zrj235 You can always step down to 2D and have an infinite number of regular polygons.
 zrj235: @ping not fair.
 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...
 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.
 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".
 jochenau: I feel like there's a joke I'm missing relating to the cube...
 Flarmie: @Mr. Whiskers I guess I should give up on that fan fiction I'm writing...
 Mr. Whiskers: And theyre all just friends. Totally platonic.
 zrj235: @Warrax i'm the one with 23 faces and only 7 vertices.
 zrj235: wow for a second there i thought there was a higher-order platonic solid but i looked it up and it turns out to be impossible in this universe. the more you know.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax I call Icosagator.
 Warrax: tag urself im dodecagator
 barfolomew: They show RADial symmetry
 zrj235: if it's purple and has blue eyes, ping.
 a robot: The more you know!
Image 233067   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ping
 Soviette: @Springbok my sides hurt
 Teechur: It's not a phase, Mom! This is me now!
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 carpwoman: I wonder what it is.
 Springbok: SOME PIG
 GoGo Robotto: Add a little color to your life
Image 233066   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Annoying Vegan : @a sedated moose Im artsy-fartsy, so I just make them myself.
 a sedated moose: @Annoying Vegan What, you don't have a card guy? Where do you get your cards, then?
 BavidDowie: still more more thoughtful than most...don't get too vexed
 Annoying Vegan : Im just impressed theyve got a Card Man.
 carpwoman: I love this.
Image 233065   02-17-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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