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254106  Side Boob: Found him!

254107  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking lame

254107  Sadbot: most days, same

253170  Mr Bleak: I'd give my right arm to be amphibious! Eh, wait, no - that's not it ...

253189  Mr Bleak: @Shay He's Zed's Gimp.

254105  Sadbot: "Never not go fast" -Sarnic the Incroyable on the left there

254093  tib gubb: the lighter side of -- animal abuse

254096  tib gubb: i worshipped zororo before it was canon

254084  Not A Bot: I fits

254104  Scoo: For flamingo-ing places

254091  Sadbot: @Gomi Day you're kidding

254103  Butcherboy: But I like the smell of gasoline on my hands afterwards. Seriously

254101  BavidDowie: how the turns have tabled

254100  UnknownSample: Aaaand she's gone

254105  some guy : the indubitables

254076  lecj07: Y u do dis hyoomin.

254092  charlemagne: aye caramba?

254085  lecj07: The spider ran the man down with a car, THEN set his house on fire? Wow.

254105  Ihminen: the noncredibles

254099  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I do this to my cat and YES! Best feeling in the world :)

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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 tib gubb: children shouldn't be in factories? shocking.
 Mentos Pormer: Double comment
 abrahamx: Willie Wonka and the mockolate factory
 XLY: osha is a US thing tho right? Dude has his factory in the UK so...
 Robespierre: This may come as a shock to some, but I've never seen this film.
 Butcherboy: On a similar vein, while I do like to maintain a very clean shop, before the health dept shows up I like to make my shop as cold as possible so they get out quickly. When theyre wearing a short sleeved shirt you know theyre not going to last long@Warrax
 Warrax: The trick is to build a workplace so perilous that no inspector ever escapes alive.
 savvoy: OSHA protections only apply to employees.
Image 233074   02-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
489
 
 WTF: Grandma's ghost checking out some beefcake.
 itskando: omg. No.
 Lantry: come with me, and you'll be
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo.
Image 233073   02-17-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
508
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Mannequant even.
 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars
 jayjay: Show Dem aliens!
 BavidDowie: Someone paid someone else to put this up. On purpose.
 Bohab: @some guy yeah but those teriyaki fries though...
 140bpm: Better than Wong Burger's design.
 Bohab: Silent hill's a lot less creepy in the daylight
 Zarathustra: Most. Awkward. Erection.
 addend: # Pump up the volume, pump up the volume #
 zrj235: i keep farting and it smells terrible.
 Mr. Shine: This playground is weird.
 a robot: Seems a bit top-heavy
 carpwoman: Okay.
 bug: Send nudes... into space!
 Amiga 1000: Makes me think of "Inside"
 Nope: The Hannibal version was better
Image 233072   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
932
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro My boy is like that at the vet too. It makes him nervous, but also excited to see the vet assistants, who give him snuggles and treats.
 Not Sam: @Annoying Vegan I took her to the vet to get vaccinations etc and she Just stood there during the whole visit, trembling like a leaf but she didn't make a noise!
 Gazden: @Annoying Vegan she really is :)
 Mr. Shine: Wanna pet that pupper.
 itskando: If you wish to follow the spirit of the request, please apply mock outrage.
 Annoying Vegan : Hello sweetheart! Youre a good girl you know, yes you are.
 itskando: I can't believe I can't say My Butt. Can someone say My Butt for me?
 itskando: My Butt!!
 Not A Bot: honey so fly
Image 233071   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
424
 
 charlemagne: and at this part of the tour, we shall bow and show peity to the almighty hive mind
 addend: (Leans forward. Squints. Still can't see the backroom deals.)
 zrj235: well howdy partner! welcome to goodsprings!
Image 233070   02-17-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
453
 
 BavidDowie: I think he's about to hawk something up
 savvoy: mlem
Image 233069   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
341
 
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The monk invited him in, and after an hour's conversation, he told the visitor. "Go to your dentist." "WHAT?! This is the message I get after trekking all the way here?" And off he went to his dentist.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine Arriving in Tibet, he checked the address he was given and hailed a cab. The cabbie said, "That's on top of the Himalayan Mts! I can't take you there." but got him set up with a Sherpa and some supplies. 6 days later, he found himself in front of a monk's hut at the top of a mountain.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The specialist examined the golfer and she said, "I don't know what the problem is, but I know of another specialist in Tibet." So off he went.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The doctor said, "Well, the first thing we have to find out is what's wrong with your nose. Then he sent the patient to a gastro-intenstinal specialist.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine I heard a similar story about a golfer who, when he would tee off, would pass gas. It didn't smell, but it made a sound that went "Honda!" So he went to the doctor.
 Mr. Shine: To his amazement, the screw slowly turns, all by itself, until it finally comes alllllll the way out, glistening in the golden sunlight. Then his butt falls off.
 Mr. Shine: So the guy figures why not, and he does that, and finally there he is, baring his bellybutton to the morning sunrise on a freezing mountaintop, when suddenly he feels a twitch! The screw had moved!
 Mr. Shine: So the guy goes, and the old man says "Drink nothing but camelgrass juice for three days, and meditate while fasting. On the third day, climb to the top of the mountain at dawn and let the first rays of the morning sun shine on your bellybutton."
 Mr. Shine: Finally a homeopathic acupuncturist offers a suggestion. "Climb the second highest mountain in Tibet, and ask the wise old rimpoche who lives at the top. He'll know what to do."
 Mr. Shine: The guy is furious, and goes from doctor to doctor, seeking help. No one is brave enough to try. He even tries to get a drill and unscrew the screw himself, but he can't get it.
 Mr. Shine: So a guy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach cramps, and the doctor discovers the head of a giant machine screw deep in the guy's bellybutton. After accusing the guy of messing with him, the doctor finally shrugs and admits he's never seen this before, and can't risk just pulling it out, afraid that it'll do more damage.
Image 233068   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.
 copunter: vvv but just for, uh, clarity: it's platonic
 copunter: I love @ping -- ping for President and Chief Admiral of the Spaceship! ping in 2018!
 zrj235: @ping side sides siiiides sidsidsidsidsiiides.i could also step up to 5D and make up my own shapes but that seems like a lot of effort.
 ping: @zrj235 You can always step down to 2D and have an infinite number of regular polygons.
 zrj235: @ping not fair.
 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...
 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.
 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".
 jochenau: I feel like there's a joke I'm missing relating to the cube...
 Flarmie: @Mr. Whiskers I guess I should give up on that fan fiction I'm writing...
 Mr. Whiskers: And theyre all just friends. Totally platonic.
 zrj235: @Warrax i'm the one with 23 faces and only 7 vertices.
 zrj235: wow for a second there i thought there was a higher-order platonic solid but i looked it up and it turns out to be impossible in this universe. the more you know.
 Lantry: FUCKKKKK CUUUUBBBESSSD
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax I call Icosagator.
 Warrax: tag urself im dodecagator
 barfolomew: They show RADial symmetry
 zrj235: if it's purple and has blue eyes, ping.
 a robot: The more you know!
Image 233067   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
405
 
 Soviette: @Springbok my sides hurt
 Teechur: It's not a phase, Mom! This is me now!
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 carpwoman: I wonder what it is.
 Springbok: SOME PIG
 flommmm: Add a little color to your life
Image 233066   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
562
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a sedated moose Im artsy-fartsy, so I just make them myself.
 a sedated moose: @Annoying Vegan What, you don't have a card guy? Where do you get your cards, then?
 BavidDowie: still more more thoughtful than most...don't get too vexed
 Annoying Vegan : Im just impressed theyve got a Card Man.
 carpwoman: I love this.
Image 233065   02-17-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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