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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.
 copunter: vvv but just for, uh, clarity: it's platonic
 copunter: I love @ping -- ping for President and Chief Admiral of the Spaceship! ping in 2018!
 zrj235: @ping side sides siiiides sidsidsidsidsiiides.i could also step up to 5D and make up my own shapes but that seems like a lot of effort.
 ping: @zrj235 You can always step down to 2D and have an infinite number of regular polygons.
 zrj235: @ping not fair.
 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...
 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.
 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".
 jochenau: I feel like there's a joke I'm missing relating to the cube...
 Flarmie: @Mr. Whiskers I guess I should give up on that fan fiction I'm writing...
 Mr. Whiskers: And theyre all just friends. Totally platonic.
 zrj235: @Warrax i'm the one with 23 faces and only 7 vertices.
 zrj235: wow for a second there i thought there was a higher-order platonic solid but i looked it up and it turns out to be impossible in this universe. the more you know.
 Lantry: FUCKKKKK CUUUUBBBESSSD
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax I call Icosagator.
 Warrax: tag urself im dodecagator
 barfolomew: They show RADial symmetry
 zrj235: if it's purple and has blue eyes, ping.
 a robot: The more you know!
Image 233067   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
405
 
 Soviette: @Springbok my sides hurt
 Teechur: It's not a phase, Mom! This is me now!
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 carpwoman: I wonder what it is.
 Springbok: SOME PIG
 flommmm: Add a little color to your life
Image 233066   02-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
562
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a sedated moose Im artsy-fartsy, so I just make them myself.
 a sedated moose: @Annoying Vegan What, you don't have a card guy? Where do you get your cards, then?
 BavidDowie: still more more thoughtful than most...don't get too vexed
 Annoying Vegan : Im just impressed theyve got a Card Man.
 carpwoman: I love this.
Image 233065   02-17-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
464
 
 zrj235: do you mind if i squanch off here
 Air Biscuit: Lookout! The T-rex is still evolving!
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Finding Bigfoot" we travel to the untamed wilds of Duluth, Minnesota to track the elusive creature known by the locals as Squatchcock...
 Teechur: Furry along now so you don't block traffic.
 bug: But why?
 Ulillillia: Cock of the walk
Image 233064   02-17-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
514
 
 Captain Marsupial: @ping dive sworn this is he Muppet theater.
 Mr Bleak: @ping Cuville-Theater, Munich - I love Google Image search!
 ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.
 ethernet: Westworld, is it you?
Image 233063   02-17-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
152
 
 carpwoman: @Robespierre - Everything causes cancer in CA. They slap warnings on everything.
 zrj235: alcohol can cause awesome.
 Robespierre: @carpwoman No cigar. Canada.
 carpwoman: Gotta be California.
 ignatz: @Robespierre would that be your auntie Alias?
 Robespierre: Jeez, and my ant told me that this would post legibly; No Problem, he said...
Image 233062   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
340
 
 Lantry: think prap and it will be prap
 Robespierre: Why do I need to think prap when I just made prap and now I'm sitting here smelling prap?
 Teechur: Someone was screwing with the letters. That should read "THINK dARd"
 savvoy: PARP
 zrj235: PRAP THOUGHT
 WTF: They meant 'prrt'
 Greifer: All the time man! All the fu%@#ng time!
 fanny: don't you mean PPAP? (I don't remember who linked to that the other day, but i owe you a great deal of gratitude)
 Nope: Done, now what?
Image 233061   02-17-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
504
 
 zrj235: it's weird to see dubstep written down with actual musical notation.
 BavidDowie: This is the cowbell score, isn't it.
 Ulillillia: So do I find a large nut and cut a hole in it?
 Hyphae: Nutting wrong with that
 Pingu IRL: ok, why nut.
Image 233060   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
412
 
 suckit: These days, however, the kids are all soft #233118
 Rent A Dog: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.
 Teechur: Frickin' Kragle.....
 Mr. Whiskers: @barfolomew When I saw that tool, it was the first time I was like "kids these days have it so easy"
 betamax: Macadamnia!
 zrj235: well, that's what you get for using MEGABLOCKS
 NoRagrets: This is why we grow two sets of teeth in our lifetime.
 barfolomew: Lego makes a tool specifically for fixing that
 Side Boob: The family land mine
Image 233059   02-17-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
325
 
 Teechur: @zrj235 As long as it's used for easy listening. Some of that folk music gets pretty loud.
 zrj235: @fanny oh fuck i see it now! i would still sleep there.
 fanny: @zrj235 think it's the inside of a guitar
 zrj235: @sparename i have no idea what you said, but i will defend unto death your right to say it. also, i want to fall asleep on the floor of this room. looks comfy.
 barfolomew: @sparename I can think of a place.
 sparename: While my snake-cam gently weeps.. I can't find mine, three fucking feet long, won't bend to much less than a foot circle and I can't think where I put the fucker...
Image 233058   02-17-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
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