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268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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12. toad: 1428 points
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14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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Score:
561
 
 Ihminen: more like sickers
 Air Biscuit: Now deep fry it.
 Teechur: I almost threw up when I saw this. Then I remember how much work it was to make the pineapple/banana/mustard/horseradish/mushroom/tuna smoothie I had earlier.
 Not A Bot: It's the delivery the city deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
 zrj235: I. AM. PICKLE. CLICK.
 Ulillillia: Pickle Dick
 Robespierre: This clickbait is weird.
 zrj235: @trelyate god i love being me
 trelyate: @zrj235 damn you beat me by seconds
 trelyate: I'm Pickle Snick!!!!
Image 233052   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
350
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I have discovered a way to avoid eating literally every menu item without any knowledge of most of the menu.
 zrj235: @Ulillillia thank you. i try.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 In bizarre comment history, I think you have @Not A Bot beat
 zrj235: wait, since when is @Not A Bot allowed to upload images and I'm not?
 zrj235: @Ulillillia yeah, i wasn't sure i had seen this thing before, i was mostly guessing.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Yup. Home of cheese and corn ice cream, too.
 Ulillillia: @zrj235 Philippines*
 Robespierre: There's no fast food quite like Filipino fast food, I'll tell you hwut.
 zrj235: @Mr. Whiskers only double down on a 10 or an ace. or a hotdog.
 Mr. Whiskers: You cant share a double-down - they have security cameras by the guac tac station
 zrj235: just america things
 dobbiesdoogs: fuck you, heart
Image 233051   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
386
 
 zrj235: i doubt it
 Nope: Mom said only the pills stop the screaming
Image 233050   02-17-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
614
 
 savvoy: One of things things is not like the others
 El hefe: The Scottish did it first Norway
 sparename: It's too, too, cold for this
 Warrax: No more I love yous.
 Robespierre: Shuffling Off to Buffalo ... in February, no less
 zrj235: let it go
 fanny: Frozen 2 looks pretty awesome
Image 233049   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
583
 
 Annoying Vegan : Moisturize me
 Robespierre: Oh; hey, Mrs. Fresnel, you startled me. How ya dooin?
 zrj235: oh hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my face.
 fanny: Grandma! what big EVERYTHING you have!
Image 233048   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Image 233047 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by professional. Your image was bad, professional.
Score:
621
 
 Peach Toddler: I be jumpin down tha strezeet
 Darmstadtium: It was the happiest sheep on earth! why did you do this?
 zrj235: I tried to "slam the post button", but it grew hooves and a beak and started haunting my dreams so i don't do that anymore.
Image 233046   02-17-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
333
 
 Mr Bleak: @zrj235 Yeah, go on then. Are they **BIG** Mountains?
 zrj235: I drew a picture of some mountains who wants to see it?
 Ulillillia: Only a fool could walk away from me this time. I'm walking on air, and every cloud is cloud nine
 Robespierre: You can be what you wanna be. You ain't got no responsibility. And ev'ry man, ev'ry man is free. And you're a million miles from reality ... I wanna say I love the life I live, and I'm gonna live the life I love - up here on cloud nine ...
 zrj235: Get clear on cloud. Download the latest Truth in Cloud Research report.
Image 233045   02-17-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
771
 
 kornisjon: I'm gonna do it recklessly!
 Beerarchy: Damn clipping errors!
 tane: How to Rappell
 tib gubb: a little mistranslation can be a dangerous thing
 Robespierre: @zrj235 True. Carefulness really isn't a part of my makeup
 zrj235: @Robespierre You probably weren't careful enough.
 Robespierre: I tried this yesterday and it wasn't quite as advertised.
 when so: I guess if I HAVE to be falling...
 bug: That's not usually the direction I fall, but ok.
Image 233044   02-17-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
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 zrj235: @a robot the trick is knowing when to STOP spelling a word
 Ulillillia: ;)
 zrj235: I'd drink there. But then again, I'll drink anywhere.
 sparename: It's all a load of molluscs
 a robot: One time I saw a bumper sticker that said "bare feet, not arms" and it filled me with the same kind of misspelling-based rage that this sign does
 a robot: That doesn't even make sense! Unless your bar staff is all molluscs.
Image 233043   02-17-18   Uploaded by    phonk
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