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268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

268534  KingTrebek: The captions help me understand that this would not be appropriate at an event aimed at families with children.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 Peach Toddler: I be jumpin down tha strezeet
 Darmstadtium: It was the happiest sheep on earth! why did you do this?
 zrj235: I tried to "slam the post button", but it grew hooves and a beak and started haunting my dreams so i don't do that anymore.
Image 233046   02-17-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
333
 
 Mr Bleak: @zrj235 Yeah, go on then. Are they **BIG** Mountains?
 zrj235: I drew a picture of some mountains who wants to see it?
 Ulillillia: Only a fool could walk away from me this time. I'm walking on air, and every cloud is cloud nine
 Robespierre: You can be what you wanna be. You ain't got no responsibility. And ev'ry man, ev'ry man is free. And you're a million miles from reality ... I wanna say I love the life I live, and I'm gonna live the life I love - up here on cloud nine ...
 zrj235: Get clear on cloud. Download the latest Truth in Cloud Research report.
Image 233045   02-17-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
771
 
 kornisjon: I'm gonna do it recklessly!
 Beerarchy: Damn clipping errors!
 tane: How to Rappell
 tib gubb: a little mistranslation can be a dangerous thing
 Robespierre: @zrj235 True. Carefulness really isn't a part of my makeup
 zrj235: @Robespierre You probably weren't careful enough.
 Robespierre: I tried this yesterday and it wasn't quite as advertised.
 when so: I guess if I HAVE to be falling...
 bug: That's not usually the direction I fall, but ok.
Image 233044   02-17-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
211
 
 zrj235: @a robot the trick is knowing when to STOP spelling a word
 Ulillillia: ;)
 zrj235: I'd drink there. But then again, I'll drink anywhere.
 sparename: It's all a load of molluscs
 a robot: One time I saw a bumper sticker that said "bare feet, not arms" and it filled me with the same kind of misspelling-based rage that this sign does
 a robot: That doesn't even make sense! Unless your bar staff is all molluscs.
Image 233043   02-17-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
519
 
 jeffrey: Fishwife?
 Christina: For scale.
 savvoy: Looks like an wels catfish and a Middle European lady
 Robespierre: This looks like that thing one of my buddies caught while we were fishing down at the Ashland ore dock one day while all messed up. He couldn't deal with it; he cut the line rather than touch it. Hell, it WAS freaky-lookin'. Fresh water cod a/k/a lawyer? I think we figured out that's what it was later.
 fanny: I used to have a pillow that looked like that. (The lady, not the fish)
 zrj235: oh, hi. i didn't hear you come in. this is my fish.
 Greifer: now kiss
 bug: I used to have a pillow that looked like that. (The fish, not the lady)
Image 233042   02-17-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
356
 
 zrj235: NO HAT NO HORSE NO COWBOY
Image 233041   02-17-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
508
 
 BavidDowie: Isn't that special
 Robespierre: I know I sure was occupied at the time...
 zrj235: @Teechur it's weird to see the arc of history unfold huh
 Teechur: Classic O.J.
Image 233040   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
609
 
 SpaceCow: The corn palace is built!
 addend: "The sales pitch? I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!"
 tib gubb: try it. i dare you.
 trelyate: occupy this!
 Darmstadtium: Your authority is not recognized in Fort KickAss!
 Warrax: Invincible.
 jochenau: There's always money in the apple stand!
 zrj235: finally made it to yellow
Image 233039   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
419
 
 cran vodka: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.
 Robespierre: Try ropin' 'im.
 Nope: Imma get stuck in your chompers, Yee haw!
Image 233038   02-17-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
244
 
 zrj235: @bug Asparagus Vacquero
 zrj235: @bug Broccoly Cowboy
 bug: Carrot Boycow
Image 233037   02-17-18   Uploaded by    angry
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