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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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 Peach Toddler: I be jumpin down tha strezeet
 Darmstadtium: It was the happiest sheep on earth! why did you do this?
 zrj235: I tried to "slam the post button", but it grew hooves and a beak and started haunting my dreams so i don't do that anymore.
Image 233046   02-17-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
333
 
 Mr Bleak: @zrj235 Yeah, go on then. Are they **BIG** Mountains?
 zrj235: I drew a picture of some mountains who wants to see it?
 Ulillillia: Only a fool could walk away from me this time. I'm walking on air, and every cloud is cloud nine
 Robespierre: You can be what you wanna be. You ain't got no responsibility. And ev'ry man, ev'ry man is free. And you're a million miles from reality ... I wanna say I love the life I live, and I'm gonna live the life I love - up here on cloud nine ...
 zrj235: Get clear on cloud. Download the latest Truth in Cloud Research report.
Image 233045   02-17-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
771
 
 kornisjon: I'm gonna do it recklessly!
 Beerarchy: Damn clipping errors!
 tane: How to Rappell
 tib gubb: a little mistranslation can be a dangerous thing
 Robespierre: @zrj235 True. Carefulness really isn't a part of my makeup
 zrj235: @Robespierre You probably weren't careful enough.
 Robespierre: I tried this yesterday and it wasn't quite as advertised.
 when so: I guess if I HAVE to be falling...
 bug: That's not usually the direction I fall, but ok.
Image 233044   02-17-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
211
 
 zrj235: @a robot the trick is knowing when to STOP spelling a word
 Ulillillia: ;)
 zrj235: I'd drink there. But then again, I'll drink anywhere.
 sparename: It's all a load of molluscs
 a robot: One time I saw a bumper sticker that said "bare feet, not arms" and it filled me with the same kind of misspelling-based rage that this sign does
 a robot: That doesn't even make sense! Unless your bar staff is all molluscs.
Image 233043   02-17-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
519
 
 jeffrey: Fishwife?
 Christina: For scale.
 savvoy: Looks like an wels catfish and a Middle European lady
 Robespierre: This looks like that thing one of my buddies caught while we were fishing down at the Ashland ore dock one day while all messed up. He couldn't deal with it; he cut the line rather than touch it. Hell, it WAS freaky-lookin'. Fresh water cod a/k/a lawyer? I think we figured out that's what it was later.
 fanny: I used to have a pillow that looked like that. (The lady, not the fish)
 zrj235: oh, hi. i didn't hear you come in. this is my fish.
 Greifer: now kiss
 bug: I used to have a pillow that looked like that. (The fish, not the lady)
Image 233042   02-17-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
356
 
 zrj235: NO HAT NO HORSE NO COWBOY
Image 233041   02-17-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
508
 
 BavidDowie: Isn't that special
 Robespierre: I know I sure was occupied at the time...
 zrj235: @Teechur it's weird to see the arc of history unfold huh
 Teechur: Classic O.J.
Image 233040   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
609
 
 SpaceCow: The corn palace is built!
 addend: "The sales pitch? I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!"
 tib gubb: try it. i dare you.
 trelyate: occupy this!
 Darmstadtium: Your authority is not recognized in Fort KickAss!
 Warrax: Invincible.
 jochenau: There's always money in the apple stand!
 zrj235: finally made it to yellow
Image 233039   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
419
 
 cran vodka: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.
 Robespierre: Try ropin' 'im.
 Nope: Imma get stuck in your chompers, Yee haw!
Image 233038   02-17-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
244
 
 zrj235: @bug Asparagus Vacquero
 zrj235: @bug Broccoly Cowboy
 bug: Carrot Boycow
Image 233037   02-17-18   Uploaded by    angry
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