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253863  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I recommend getting 5' 14 gauge steel mesh fencing and making a ten-food diameter circle of it around each one. Once the trees have grown their branches to the fence, you can take it out. Seriously. No deer have bothered my baby apple trees in two years. Oh, and also get those spiral pieces of plastic for the trunks. They keep the smaller critters from the bark in winter.

253434  Mr Bleak: CALLLLLVIIIIIIIN!

253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 Mr Bleak: @Nope A pug that farts a lot is my spirit animal.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *cheesy 80s explosion effect*
 zrj235: @Teechur I have seen a dog with a nose ring. I can't imagine it was voluntary, but he didn't seem to mind. Dogs are cool like that.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless just imagine if this was taken...IN SPACE
 Teechur: The dog needs some face hardware, too. Or would that be animal cruelty.
 Coolguy: Fancy l
 Peter Pantsless: Three of my favorite things: dogs, freckles, and heterochromia; all the rads
 Mr. Shine: How rich do you have to be to have solid gold boogers?!
 zrj235: everything about this picture makes me happy. rad.
 Nope: My dog twin is a pug that farts a lot... :(
Image 233036   02-17-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
191
 
 Air Biscuit: B.soda
 Not A Bot: Just use these pipe cleaners and a stapler and you can make this snake into your own bunny! It's like playing God!
 Warrax: You can spell out butt powder and butt soda. It's not a dirty word.
 zrj235: @sparename thank you. it is, in fact, time to go get more beer. brb.
 sparename: Beer? I'll forget beer if you don't remind me..
 Nope: This Ipad is weird
Image 233035   02-17-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
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 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb actually its pronounced cheeseborkfer
 zrj235: results inconclusive.
 tib gubb: cheeseborker
 Sadbot: Results inconclusive due to inadequate sample size
Image 233034   02-17-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
396
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug The bin beside it?
 bug: Guess where the toilet is.
 Robespierre: Studio apt E V'lage 5200/mo+
 Eleftheros: This is how London hotel designers actually sink
 zrj235: oh, hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my sink.
Image 233033   02-17-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
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 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.
 zrj235: side question: does anyone play real-life games anymore? i mean the ones that don't involve electronic devices.
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.
 wordjones: @zrj235 That's the one, yep. I must say I'm pretty good with the grappling hook (ninja rope)
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto like the one where you run around and have a few dozen guns and a grappling hook and also you're a worm what can dig tunnels and shit?
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Well, you start with a blank grid, but I believe everyone's map is the same at go.
 falling: I'm playing Worms W.M.D. on Switch. It's great and I'm glad the series is still ongoing - Worms 1 was my first PC game. Also O recently played Doki Doki Literature Club... you may have heard of it because it became viral. This game surely had an impact on me!
 zrj235: @antipatterns holy fucking shit that looks cool
 zrj235: @antipatterns another one i haven't heard of. googling now. thank you.
 antipatterns: @zrj235 Rimworld has occupied a lot of the space that DF used to. For me, anyway.
 zrj235: @Sadbot yeah, it's buggy but it works. pick a squad, send em on a mission to recover an artifact or tome or a hostage or just cause trouble. also artifacts are made during worldgen now. and gods and demons and angels are much more important. it's almost too complicated to play now. in a good way.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 I think I played an update with multi-tile trees, but raiding is new...and sounds great. Time to make a fortress that menaces with spikes of hamster bone...
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine procedurally-generated maps, items, creatures, etc. meaning that everything is semi-random every time you play. and also if you die, your save file is deleted permanently.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Not sure what rogue-like refers to.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine rogue-like?
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine that actually does sound pretty cool
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Etrian Odyssey is excellent because it is a labyrinth-style RPG where you have to hand-draw your own maps as you go. Literal game-changer.
 zrj235: @Sadbot i just got back into it after years away, and holy fuck has toady one been busy. multi-tile trees, you can send squads to raid other sites in fortress mode, it runs faster, etc etc etc i could go on.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 Dwarf Fortress is great, I should see how that's doing, try and get a depressed dwarf to make crafts with materials from the graveyard. And MGSV, no babies, but I have shot a few child soldiers in the head with a tranq dart and sent them into the sky with a weather balloon
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine nice. jrpg style isn't really my thing anymore but i do appreciate a complicated game. rainy evening, drink a beer or three, throw a baby in a pond. u know, like every saturday night.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine i've never heard of either of those games but i'm lookin em up right now
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 in Peasant's Quest, you throw a baby into a pond as a quest action. If I remember, it retrieved a meatball sub.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 I am simultaneously playing Etrian Odyssey V and Conception II: Children Of The Seven Stars. Also, not throwing any babies.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine no i'm playing dwarf fortress. this thread is now about throwing babies/what game are you playing currently. either or both. discuss.
 Mr. Shine: Are you playing Peasant's Quest?(tm)
Image 233032   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
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 zrj235: make your car tidy. 50% off.
Image 233031   02-17-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Miss troooooon!
 carpwoman: @Shay - You don't have to run.
 zrj235: @Shay high as a hovering hexagonal face thing.
 Shay: Welp, he's high as a....a.....ummm.....I'll show myself out *grabs hat and runs out the door*
Image 233030   02-17-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
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 pusha p: Looks handy!
 zrj235: we're all just gonna pretend this makes sense and move on.
Image 233029   02-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
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 XLY: everyday lol price
 zrj235: @WotGives well it's better than that dude who cut his nose off on purpose...
 WotGives: Nah, i'm pretdy okay with this
 zrj235: this is somehow worse than putting text on a picture.
Image 233028   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
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 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.
 well duh: Oh yeah, those kitties are cute too; what's up with them?
 well duh: This is fantastic! I've got my cabinets, tile and appliances all picked out. Can you get started before I choose countertops?
 tib gubb: it's not that i'm disappointed, it's just not what i expected
 zrj235: i hope they all went to good homes and are ok.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, on Melmac
 VoR: ...that'll be fifty.
 ping: Dammit. Now *I* can't spell kitten.
 Nope: The rural voter everyone
 Not A Bot: art is annoying
 sparename: Hey, I could do with a spare chicken
Image 233027   02-17-18   Uploaded by    confession
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