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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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 Mr Bleak: @Nope A pug that farts a lot is my spirit animal.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny *cheesy 80s explosion effect*
 zrj235: @Teechur I have seen a dog with a nose ring. I can't imagine it was voluntary, but he didn't seem to mind. Dogs are cool like that.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless just imagine if this was taken...IN SPACE
 Teechur: The dog needs some face hardware, too. Or would that be animal cruelty.
 Coolguy: Fancy l
 Peter Pantsless: Three of my favorite things: dogs, freckles, and heterochromia; all the rads
 Mr. Shine: How rich do you have to be to have solid gold boogers?!
 zrj235: everything about this picture makes me happy. rad.
 Nope: My dog twin is a pug that farts a lot... :(
Image 233036   02-17-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
191
 
 Air Biscuit: B.soda
 Not A Bot: Just use these pipe cleaners and a stapler and you can make this snake into your own bunny! It's like playing God!
 Warrax: You can spell out butt powder and butt soda. It's not a dirty word.
 zrj235: @sparename thank you. it is, in fact, time to go get more beer. brb.
 sparename: Beer? I'll forget beer if you don't remind me..
 Nope: This Ipad is weird
Image 233035   02-17-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
1140
 
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb actually its pronounced cheeseborkfer
 zrj235: results inconclusive.
 tib gubb: cheeseborker
 Sadbot: Results inconclusive due to inadequate sample size
Image 233034   02-17-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
396
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug The bin beside it?
 bug: Guess where the toilet is.
 Robespierre: Studio apt E V'lage 5200/mo+
 Eleftheros: This is how London hotel designers actually sink
 zrj235: oh, hi! i didn't hear you come in. this is my sink.
Image 233033   02-17-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
347
 
 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.
 zrj235: side question: does anyone play real-life games anymore? i mean the ones that don't involve electronic devices.
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.
 wordjones: @zrj235 That's the one, yep. I must say I'm pretty good with the grappling hook (ninja rope)
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto like the one where you run around and have a few dozen guns and a grappling hook and also you're a worm what can dig tunnels and shit?
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Well, you start with a blank grid, but I believe everyone's map is the same at go.
 falling: I'm playing Worms W.M.D. on Switch. It's great and I'm glad the series is still ongoing - Worms 1 was my first PC game. Also O recently played Doki Doki Literature Club... you may have heard of it because it became viral. This game surely had an impact on me!
 zrj235: @antipatterns holy fucking shit that looks cool
 zrj235: @antipatterns another one i haven't heard of. googling now. thank you.
 antipatterns: @zrj235 Rimworld has occupied a lot of the space that DF used to. For me, anyway.
 zrj235: @Sadbot yeah, it's buggy but it works. pick a squad, send em on a mission to recover an artifact or tome or a hostage or just cause trouble. also artifacts are made during worldgen now. and gods and demons and angels are much more important. it's almost too complicated to play now. in a good way.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 I think I played an update with multi-tile trees, but raiding is new...and sounds great. Time to make a fortress that menaces with spikes of hamster bone...
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine procedurally-generated maps, items, creatures, etc. meaning that everything is semi-random every time you play. and also if you die, your save file is deleted permanently.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Not sure what rogue-like refers to.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine rogue-like?
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine that actually does sound pretty cool
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Etrian Odyssey is excellent because it is a labyrinth-style RPG where you have to hand-draw your own maps as you go. Literal game-changer.
 zrj235: @Sadbot i just got back into it after years away, and holy fuck has toady one been busy. multi-tile trees, you can send squads to raid other sites in fortress mode, it runs faster, etc etc etc i could go on.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 Dwarf Fortress is great, I should see how that's doing, try and get a depressed dwarf to make crafts with materials from the graveyard. And MGSV, no babies, but I have shot a few child soldiers in the head with a tranq dart and sent them into the sky with a weather balloon
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine nice. jrpg style isn't really my thing anymore but i do appreciate a complicated game. rainy evening, drink a beer or three, throw a baby in a pond. u know, like every saturday night.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine i've never heard of either of those games but i'm lookin em up right now
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 in Peasant's Quest, you throw a baby into a pond as a quest action. If I remember, it retrieved a meatball sub.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 I am simultaneously playing Etrian Odyssey V and Conception II: Children Of The Seven Stars. Also, not throwing any babies.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine no i'm playing dwarf fortress. this thread is now about throwing babies/what game are you playing currently. either or both. discuss.
 Mr. Shine: Are you playing Peasant's Quest?(tm)
Image 233032   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
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 zrj235: make your car tidy. 50% off.
Image 233031   02-17-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
241
 
 Air Biscuit: Miss troooooon!
 carpwoman: @Shay - You don't have to run.
 zrj235: @Shay high as a hovering hexagonal face thing.
 Shay: Welp, he's high as a....a.....ummm.....I'll show myself out *grabs hat and runs out the door*
Image 233030   02-17-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
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 pusha p: Looks handy!
 zrj235: we're all just gonna pretend this makes sense and move on.
Image 233029   02-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
327
 
 XLY: everyday lol price
 zrj235: @WotGives well it's better than that dude who cut his nose off on purpose...
 WotGives: Nah, i'm pretdy okay with this
 zrj235: this is somehow worse than putting text on a picture.
Image 233028   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
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 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.
 well duh: Oh yeah, those kitties are cute too; what's up with them?
 well duh: This is fantastic! I've got my cabinets, tile and appliances all picked out. Can you get started before I choose countertops?
 tib gubb: it's not that i'm disappointed, it's just not what i expected
 zrj235: i hope they all went to good homes and are ok.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, on Melmac
 VoR: ...that'll be fifty.
 ping: Dammit. Now *I* can't spell kitten.
 Nope: The rural voter everyone
 Not A Bot: art is annoying
 sparename: Hey, I could do with a spare chicken
Image 233027   02-17-18   Uploaded by    confession
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