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254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.
 zrj235: side question: does anyone play real-life games anymore? i mean the ones that don't involve electronic devices.
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.
 wordjones: @zrj235 That's the one, yep. I must say I'm pretty good with the grappling hook (ninja rope)
 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto like the one where you run around and have a few dozen guns and a grappling hook and also you're a worm what can dig tunnels and shit?
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Well, you start with a blank grid, but I believe everyone's map is the same at go.
 falling: I'm playing Worms W.M.D. on Switch. It's great and I'm glad the series is still ongoing - Worms 1 was my first PC game. Also O recently played Doki Doki Literature Club... you may have heard of it because it became viral. This game surely had an impact on me!
 zrj235: @antipatterns holy fucking shit that looks cool
 zrj235: @antipatterns another one i haven't heard of. googling now. thank you.
 antipatterns: @zrj235 Rimworld has occupied a lot of the space that DF used to. For me, anyway.
 zrj235: @Sadbot yeah, it's buggy but it works. pick a squad, send em on a mission to recover an artifact or tome or a hostage or just cause trouble. also artifacts are made during worldgen now. and gods and demons and angels are much more important. it's almost too complicated to play now. in a good way.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 I think I played an update with multi-tile trees, but raiding is new...and sounds great. Time to make a fortress that menaces with spikes of hamster bone...
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine procedurally-generated maps, items, creatures, etc. meaning that everything is semi-random every time you play. and also if you die, your save file is deleted permanently.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Not sure what rogue-like refers to.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine rogue-like?
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine that actually does sound pretty cool
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 Etrian Odyssey is excellent because it is a labyrinth-style RPG where you have to hand-draw your own maps as you go. Literal game-changer.
 zrj235: @Sadbot i just got back into it after years away, and holy fuck has toady one been busy. multi-tile trees, you can send squads to raid other sites in fortress mode, it runs faster, etc etc etc i could go on.
 Sadbot: @zrj235 Dwarf Fortress is great, I should see how that's doing, try and get a depressed dwarf to make crafts with materials from the graveyard. And MGSV, no babies, but I have shot a few child soldiers in the head with a tranq dart and sent them into the sky with a weather balloon
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine nice. jrpg style isn't really my thing anymore but i do appreciate a complicated game. rainy evening, drink a beer or three, throw a baby in a pond. u know, like every saturday night.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine i've never heard of either of those games but i'm lookin em up right now
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 in Peasant's Quest, you throw a baby into a pond as a quest action. If I remember, it retrieved a meatball sub.
 Mr. Shine: @zrj235 I am simultaneously playing Etrian Odyssey V and Conception II: Children Of The Seven Stars. Also, not throwing any babies.
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine no i'm playing dwarf fortress. this thread is now about throwing babies/what game are you playing currently. either or both. discuss.
 Mr. Shine: Are you playing Peasant's Quest?(tm)
Image 233032   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
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 zrj235: make your car tidy. 50% off.
Image 233031   02-17-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
241
 
 Air Biscuit: Miss troooooon!
 carpwoman: @Shay - You don't have to run.
 zrj235: @Shay high as a hovering hexagonal face thing.
 Shay: Welp, he's high as a....a.....ummm.....I'll show myself out *grabs hat and runs out the door*
Image 233030   02-17-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
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 pusha p: Looks handy!
 zrj235: we're all just gonna pretend this makes sense and move on.
Image 233029   02-17-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
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 XLY: everyday lol price
 zrj235: @WotGives well it's better than that dude who cut his nose off on purpose...
 WotGives: Nah, i'm pretdy okay with this
 zrj235: this is somehow worse than putting text on a picture.
Image 233028   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
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 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.
 well duh: Oh yeah, those kitties are cute too; what's up with them?
 well duh: This is fantastic! I've got my cabinets, tile and appliances all picked out. Can you get started before I choose countertops?
 tib gubb: it's not that i'm disappointed, it's just not what i expected
 zrj235: i hope they all went to good homes and are ok.
 Ulillillia: Meanwhile, on Melmac
 VoR: ...that'll be fifty.
 ping: Dammit. Now *I* can't spell kitten.
 Nope: The rural voter everyone
 Not A Bot: art is annoying
 sparename: Hey, I could do with a spare chicken
Image 233027   02-17-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
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 zrj235: @Annoying Vegan "my Word! How rude!"
 Annoying Vegan : @zrj235 *Throws pocketwatch, wipes tears from faux handlebar mustache, rides away on penny-farthing*
 zrj235: steampunk was never cool.
Image 233026   02-17-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
604
 
 Flarmie: @zrj235 I knew there would be something terrible if I scrolled down. I still scrolled down.
 zrj235: @ping in all fairness, i did warn you. lightning is hotter than the sun and even that can't burn away memories.
 ping: @zrj235 I scrolled down. I can't unsee that.
 wolfpk: Black Lightning's back!
 zrj235: ok see now this is the kind of picture that i radvote. don't scroll down.
Image 233025   02-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
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 raditzu: this is fukken disturbing
 Eleftheros: @zrj235 everybody hears those all the time don't they?
 Shay: "POLITICS! POLITICS! POLITICS! POLITICS!" - History of the World, Part I
 zrj235: and we're over 200 at this point. am i the only one who can hear a dozen tiny trump voices all yelling discordant blasphemies in multiple languages no human has ever spoken?
 zrj235: @wolfpk i badvoted but i'm still saving it.
 Robespierre: In this particular instance, no vacancy = total vacancy
 wolfpk: Stop Radding this thing. It is creeping the hell out of me!!!
 zrj235: oh good. that's exactly what my eye holes needed to see right now. thanks. thanks for that, internet.
 Ulillillia: Absolutely no
Image 233024   02-17-18   Uploaded by    happier
Image 233023 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Oh Don Piano. You have brought shame on us, Oh Don Piano.
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