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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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Score:
405
 
 soccer: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).
 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there
 copunter: hashtag justgangesthings
 Aufziehvogel: Still more attractive than the Trump-Bannon-face
 zrj235: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOKETY DOO, I'VE GOT A SHITTY STORY FOR YOU.
 zrj235: @Warrax ok that made me laugh due to unexpected direction. well played. shit jokes are too easy.
 Shay: He got the idea from Willy Wonka this would be the fast track to the marshmallow room.
 Warrax: "I have all the caramel. Victory at last."
 El hefe: Now.... This is fine.
 funny in the wall: it's thursday, my dudes
 ping: Took me a while to get the perspective. Initially I thought he was climbing through a shiny rock wall.
 sparename: And he doesn't have a paddle
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder
 zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.
 ignatz: Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
Image 233022   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @carpwoman ;D
 mrdiron: This guy fucks
 carpwoman: @grizzly - OMG I laughed so hard I spit all over my laptop.
 zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.
 Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.
 grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.
Image 233021   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
533
 
 Mr. Whiskers: O Beau
 carpwoman: Bassoon players are weird anyway.
 zrj235: ok well yall can be haters ima get my doves and my bassoon and my pegasus and i will see you assholes on the flip side. peace OUT.
 Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times
 sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?
Image 233020   02-17-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
482
 
 fanny: lookin' good, Kenny Powers
 Robespierre: Dude takes these things awfully seriously - fetish, or something?
 Mr. Butt: m.youtube.com/…
 zrj235: see, this is why i got off of drugs. who can even tell the difference anymore?
 waynelord: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(
Image 233019   02-17-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
664
 
 trelyate: a well bread dog
 zrj235: i've looked at this picture like ten times now, and it still looks like a schoolbus full of bread and one dog, do i need to have my eyes examined?
 Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.
 karmakat: want bread?
 sparename: Was it specially bread as a Bun-Dog?
Image 233018   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
420
 
 Air Biscuit: *TURNS LEFT
 ping: Savage tinsel.
Image 233017   02-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
650
 
 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'
 Mr. Whiskers: *Noms spaghetti*
 Slerzy: Sadghetti
 Robespierre: Reincarnation of Dr Zoidberg
 DrinkMixMan: I have the spaghetti, but yet I still feel empty inside...
 zrj235: @Teechur Dogthulhu has no need for such descriptors. Buuuut if you're going to the kitchen anyway he might enjoy some Parmesan cheese.
 Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.
 barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti
 kornisjon: Just fetching some spaghetti.
 Otterman: It seems that pup should be happier.
Image 233016   02-17-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: needs red circle
 Brain: E-bowler.
 Air Biscuit: Meta
 Robespierre: He's been 86'd from rolling on the alleys since he broke 3 pin spotting machines in one afternoon
 wolfpk: He was using a bowling simulator to learn how to bowl
 Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist
 barfolomew: Thank god for the text, I would have no idea what I was looking at.
 Otterman: Well, where do you play bowling games?
 Scoo: Seems apropos
Image 233015   02-17-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
351
 
 El hefe: IGNORE THE MAN IN THE GREEN OVERALLS!
 zrj235: nothing. i thought nothing about this. thank you for asking.
Image 233014   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
483
 
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 tib gubb: i appreciate that you feel appreciated
 Whatever: Russian ingenuity comes to America
Image 233013   02-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
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