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268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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Score:
405
 
 soccer: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).
 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there
 copunter: hashtag justgangesthings
 Aufziehvogel: Still more attractive than the Trump-Bannon-face
 zrj235: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOKETY DOO, I'VE GOT A SHITTY STORY FOR YOU.
 zrj235: @Warrax ok that made me laugh due to unexpected direction. well played. shit jokes are too easy.
 Shay: He got the idea from Willy Wonka this would be the fast track to the marshmallow room.
 Warrax: "I have all the caramel. Victory at last."
 El hefe: Now.... This is fine.
 funny in the wall: it's thursday, my dudes
 ping: Took me a while to get the perspective. Initially I thought he was climbing through a shiny rock wall.
 sparename: And he doesn't have a paddle
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder
 zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.
 grid: Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
Image 233022   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @carpwoman ;D
 mrdiron: This guy fucks
 carpwoman: @grizzly - OMG I laughed so hard I spit all over my laptop.
 zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.
 Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.
 grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.
Image 233021   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
533
 
 Mr. Whiskers: O Beau
 carpwoman: Bassoon players are weird anyway.
 zrj235: ok well yall can be haters ima get my doves and my bassoon and my pegasus and i will see you assholes on the flip side. peace OUT.
 Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times
 sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?
Image 233020   02-17-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
482
 
 fanny: lookin' good, Kenny Powers
 Robespierre: Dude takes these things awfully seriously - fetish, or something?
 Mr. Butt: m.youtube.com/…
 zrj235: see, this is why i got off of drugs. who can even tell the difference anymore?
 waynelord: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(
Image 233019   02-17-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
664
 
 trelyate: a well bread dog
 zrj235: i've looked at this picture like ten times now, and it still looks like a schoolbus full of bread and one dog, do i need to have my eyes examined?
 Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.
 karmakat: want bread?
 sparename: Was it specially bread as a Bun-Dog?
Image 233018   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
420
 
 Air Biscuit: *TURNS LEFT
 ping: Savage tinsel.
Image 233017   02-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
650
 
 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'
 Mr. Whiskers: *Noms spaghetti*
 Slerzy: Sadghetti
 Robespierre: Reincarnation of Dr Zoidberg
 DrinkMixMan: I have the spaghetti, but yet I still feel empty inside...
 zrj235: @Teechur Dogthulhu has no need for such descriptors. Buuuut if you're going to the kitchen anyway he might enjoy some Parmesan cheese.
 Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.
 barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti
 kornisjon: Just fetching some spaghetti.
 Otterman: It seems that pup should be happier.
Image 233016   02-17-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: needs red circle
 Brain: E-bowler.
 Air Biscuit: Meta
 Robespierre: He's been 86'd from rolling on the alleys since he broke 3 pin spotting machines in one afternoon
 wolfpk: He was using a bowling simulator to learn how to bowl
 Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist
 barfolomew: Thank god for the text, I would have no idea what I was looking at.
 Otterman: Well, where do you play bowling games?
 Scoo: Seems apropos
Image 233015   02-17-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
351
 
 El hefe: IGNORE THE MAN IN THE GREEN OVERALLS!
 zrj235: nothing. i thought nothing about this. thank you for asking.
Image 233014   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
483
 
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 tib gubb: i appreciate that you feel appreciated
 Whatever: Russian ingenuity comes to America
Image 233013   02-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
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