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268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

268696  ignell: Just need a laundry basket to sit in.

268730  SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?

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268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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Score:
664
 
 trelyate: a well bread dog
 zrj235: i've looked at this picture like ten times now, and it still looks like a schoolbus full of bread and one dog, do i need to have my eyes examined?
 Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.
 karmakat: want bread?
 sparename: Was it specially bread as a Bun-Dog?
Image 233018   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
420
 
 Air Biscuit: *TURNS LEFT
 ping: Savage tinsel.
Image 233017   02-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
650
 
 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'
 Mr. Whiskers: *Noms spaghetti*
 Slerzy: Sadghetti
 Robespierre: Reincarnation of Dr Zoidberg
 DrinkMixMan: I have the spaghetti, but yet I still feel empty inside...
 zrj235: @Teechur Dogthulhu has no need for such descriptors. Buuuut if you're going to the kitchen anyway he might enjoy some Parmesan cheese.
 Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.
 barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti
 kornisjon: Just fetching some spaghetti.
 Otterman: It seems that pup should be happier.
Image 233016   02-17-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
374
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: needs red circle
 Brain: E-bowler.
 Air Biscuit: Meta
 Robespierre: He's been 86'd from rolling on the alleys since he broke 3 pin spotting machines in one afternoon
 wolfpk: He was using a bowling simulator to learn how to bowl
 Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist
 barfolomew: Thank god for the text, I would have no idea what I was looking at.
 Otterman: Well, where do you play bowling games?
 Scoo: Seems apropos
Image 233015   02-17-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
351
 
 El hefe: IGNORE THE MAN IN THE GREEN OVERALLS!
 zrj235: nothing. i thought nothing about this. thank you for asking.
Image 233014   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
483
 
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 tib gubb: i appreciate that you feel appreciated
 Whatever: Russian ingenuity comes to America
Image 233013   02-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
310
 
 WotGives: I need this. I always do the speed limit briefly on my way to more reasonable speeds
 Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.
 Scoo: If you look at in a mirror it says "I'm a total douchenozzle"
Image 233012   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak Those meatheads are freaks of nature.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Thankfully, Smallcox has been completely eliminated, if my intensive research into porn movies is any guide.
 Robespierre: They never bothered to tell him that his youthful bout with smallcox was going to lead to serious problems later on
 ping: @wolfpk So... upset by his lack of horseness?
 wolfpk: @ping No "ride" has a different meaning. Think "reverse cowgirl." That will also tell you what he lacks in.
 zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough
 grizzly: @Scoo heart on
 Scoo: I've got the weirdest heart right now
 Whatever: Im sure he has something better to ride
 ping: Is she upset by his lack of a horse?
 Mr. Butt: Thanks, @mom.
Image 233011   02-17-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
594
 
 Supermansbrother: But my heart is big.
 snekeyes: They look like the guys from Cho Aniki
 Not A Bot: Solid Snark
 zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Much, much weirder. Can confirm.
 tib gubb: cho aniki. it's weirder than this picture would lead you to believe
 Not A Bot: Suddenly I am not hungry. Even for pizza!
 Mr. Butt: I am aroused.
Image 233010   02-17-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
566
 
 ping: @Sadbot Sorry... temporarily emotionally blind to what you were saying.
 ping: @Sadbot Also the following words aren't in the top 1000 (based on the first list of most common 1000 words that google found for me): 'anatomy', 'bang', 'button', 'dust', 'freedom', 'holdy', 'magical', 'metal', 'pew' and 'seed'. The only ones that made it were 'a', 'fire', 'of', and 'thing'.
 Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever
 zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things
 ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)
 Whatever: Taken from the NRA website Exercising your second amendment rights for mass murdering morons
 Sadbot: For planting freedom seeds in hearts and minds
 Bluetocracy: Brought to you by the Pew Charitable Trust
Image 233009   02-17-18   Uploaded by    twitter
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