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268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

268732  Teechur: The answer to #3 is because you #5ed too many times in klass.

268736  Teechur: I wonder if the 4th panel ended up in a different universe.

268737  Teechur: Too freaky unto rehab

268730  Felicity: Let's talk about fonts

268738  Felicity: Voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say "Don't mind if I do!"

268743  Felicity: The Cat with Eugene Levy Eyebrows

268644  fanny: Kotex approves...

268704  fanny: Who's a pretty girl? You are! YOU ARE!!!

268727  KyleisBobDole: This image comes and goes.

268739  fanny: @trelyate holy shit yess!!

268740  fanny: oh come on I'm sure there is a musical pun in "viewer discretion is advised" somewhere

268730  VeeKay: Can you define 'fun' in the context of Cyndi Lauper's 1980's hit 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?

268741  fanny: fucking hell people NO

268611  fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268737  VeeKay: Even a pile of shit can have an intrinsic beauty.

268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
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15. poetrysucks: 1378 points
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Score:
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 El hefe: IGNORE THE MAN IN THE GREEN OVERALLS!
 zrj235: nothing. i thought nothing about this. thank you for asking.
Image 233014   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
483
 
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 tib gubb: i appreciate that you feel appreciated
 Whatever: Russian ingenuity comes to America
Image 233013   02-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
310
 
 WotGives: I need this. I always do the speed limit briefly on my way to more reasonable speeds
 Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.
 Scoo: If you look at in a mirror it says "I'm a total douchenozzle"
Image 233012   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak Those meatheads are freaks of nature.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Thankfully, Smallcox has been completely eliminated, if my intensive research into porn movies is any guide.
 Robespierre: They never bothered to tell him that his youthful bout with smallcox was going to lead to serious problems later on
 ping: @wolfpk So... upset by his lack of horseness?
 wolfpk: @ping No "ride" has a different meaning. Think "reverse cowgirl." That will also tell you what he lacks in.
 zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough
 grizzly: @Scoo heart on
 Scoo: I've got the weirdest heart right now
 Whatever: Im sure he has something better to ride
 ping: Is she upset by his lack of a horse?
 Mr. Butt: Thanks, @mom.
Image 233011   02-17-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
594
 
 Supermansbrother: But my heart is big.
 snekeyes: They look like the guys from Cho Aniki
 Not A Bot: Solid Snark
 zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Much, much weirder. Can confirm.
 tib gubb: cho aniki. it's weirder than this picture would lead you to believe
 Not A Bot: Suddenly I am not hungry. Even for pizza!
 Mr. Butt: I am aroused.
Image 233010   02-17-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
566
 
 ping: @Sadbot Sorry... temporarily emotionally blind to what you were saying.
 ping: @Sadbot Also the following words aren't in the top 1000 (based on the first list of most common 1000 words that google found for me): 'anatomy', 'bang', 'button', 'dust', 'freedom', 'holdy', 'magical', 'metal', 'pew' and 'seed'. The only ones that made it were 'a', 'fire', 'of', and 'thing'.
 Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever
 zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things
 ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)
 Whatever: Taken from the NRA website Exercising your second amendment rights for mass murdering morons
 Sadbot: For planting freedom seeds in hearts and minds
 Bluetocracy: Brought to you by the Pew Charitable Trust
Image 233009   02-17-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Fill it to the rim ... with the rich taste of Grim
 zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice
 Mr. Shine: "YUCK!!"
 Otterman: Plants crave electrolytes
 apoxia: I'm not understanding the flavour.
 jochenau: Black cherry coconut ginseng limeade green coffee? That is too many things.
 VeeKay: Show real contents or stfu.
 Coolguy: Those are pretty good
 Nope: Whats up with that hand tho
Image 233008   02-17-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
498
 
 carpwoman: I wanna ride that.
 SS Keith: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!
 Peach Toddler: This is where the UFO abducted them
Image 233007   02-17-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
331
 
 Mr Bleak: Initially I thought that was a set of motorcycle handlebars on the floor...
 carpwoman: That's what life saving looks like.
 barfolomew: @White Rice yeah. It looks like it was a bad situation, but on the other hand, if it were hopeless, they wouldn't be so frantic. There's no reason to believe a bad outcome.
 White Rice: @VeeKay no necessarily; theres no stretcher/gurney in there, and it looks like they got it out in a hurry. Maybe the occupant got to a hospital in time, and was able to be treated & will survive (and that doesnt look like a US plate, so they wont be bankrupt by the experience either). Without context, Im going to believe the more positive outcome came to pass.
 VeeKay: Sad button pls
 Warrax: Thank you for clearing all of that out of my esophagus.
 Nope: @ignatz I hear its alright for fighting.
 tehghost: Another Saturday night..
Image 233006   02-17-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
483
 
 addend: Well that's just grate.
 wolfpk: Design flaw revealed.
 when so: Good to know that the sewer dwellers will be doing ok
Image 233005   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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