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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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3. VeeKay
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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!



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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
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14. watwatwat: 1630 points
15. tess: 1584 points
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Score:
351
 
 El hefe: IGNORE THE MAN IN THE GREEN OVERALLS!
 zrj235: nothing. i thought nothing about this. thank you for asking.
Image 233014   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
483
 
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 tib gubb: i appreciate that you feel appreciated
 Whatever: Russian ingenuity comes to America
Image 233013   02-17-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
310
 
 WotGives: I need this. I always do the speed limit briefly on my way to more reasonable speeds
 Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.
 Scoo: If you look at in a mirror it says "I'm a total douchenozzle"
Image 233012   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak Those meatheads are freaks of nature.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Thankfully, Smallcox has been completely eliminated, if my intensive research into porn movies is any guide.
 Robespierre: They never bothered to tell him that his youthful bout with smallcox was going to lead to serious problems later on
 ping: @wolfpk So... upset by his lack of horseness?
 wolfpk: @ping No "ride" has a different meaning. Think "reverse cowgirl." That will also tell you what he lacks in.
 zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough
 grizzly: @Scoo heart on
 Scoo: I've got the weirdest heart right now
 Whatever: Im sure he has something better to ride
 ping: Is she upset by his lack of a horse?
 Mr. Butt: Thanks, @mom.
Image 233011   02-17-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
594
 
 Supermansbrother: But my heart is big.
 snekeyes: They look like the guys from Cho Aniki
 Not A Bot: Solid Snark
 zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb Much, much weirder. Can confirm.
 tib gubb: cho aniki. it's weirder than this picture would lead you to believe
 Not A Bot: Suddenly I am not hungry. Even for pizza!
 Mr. Butt: I am aroused.
Image 233010   02-17-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
566
 
 ping: @Sadbot Sorry... temporarily emotionally blind to what you were saying.
 ping: @Sadbot Also the following words aren't in the top 1000 (based on the first list of most common 1000 words that google found for me): 'anatomy', 'bang', 'button', 'dust', 'freedom', 'holdy', 'magical', 'metal', 'pew' and 'seed'. The only ones that made it were 'a', 'fire', 'of', and 'thing'.
 Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever
 zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things
 ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)
 Whatever: Taken from the NRA website Exercising your second amendment rights for mass murdering morons
 Sadbot: For planting freedom seeds in hearts and minds
 Bluetocracy: Brought to you by the Pew Charitable Trust
Image 233009   02-17-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Fill it to the rim ... with the rich taste of Grim
 zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice
 Mr. Shine: "YUCK!!"
 Otterman: Plants crave electrolytes
 apoxia: I'm not understanding the flavour.
 jochenau: Black cherry coconut ginseng limeade green coffee? That is too many things.
 VeeKay: Show real contents or stfu.
 Coolguy: Those are pretty good
 Nope: Whats up with that hand tho
Image 233008   02-17-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
498
 
 carpwoman: I wanna ride that.
 SS Keith: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!
 Peach Toddler: This is where the UFO abducted them
Image 233007   02-17-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
331
 
 Mr Bleak: Initially I thought that was a set of motorcycle handlebars on the floor...
 carpwoman: That's what life saving looks like.
 barfolomew: @White Rice yeah. It looks like it was a bad situation, but on the other hand, if it were hopeless, they wouldn't be so frantic. There's no reason to believe a bad outcome.
 White Rice: @VeeKay no necessarily; theres no stretcher/gurney in there, and it looks like they got it out in a hurry. Maybe the occupant got to a hospital in time, and was able to be treated & will survive (and that doesnt look like a US plate, so they wont be bankrupt by the experience either). Without context, Im going to believe the more positive outcome came to pass.
 VeeKay: Sad button pls
 Warrax: Thank you for clearing all of that out of my esophagus.
 Nope: @ignatz I hear its alright for fighting.
 ignatz: Another Saturday night..
Image 233006   02-17-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
483
 
 addend: Well that's just grate.
 wolfpk: Design flaw revealed.
 when so: Good to know that the sewer dwellers will be doing ok
Image 233005   02-17-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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