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268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

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268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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 zrj235: what about a sword?
 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years
 Nope: @drtofu While you were at hot topic... I was also at hot topic.
 drtofu: While you were at TJMaxx, I studied the blade While you were at Orange Julius, I mastered the blockchain
 drtofu: Fortunately, I have my katana
 Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.
 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.
 Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!
 Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.
 Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.
 apoxia: Sad button
 Nope: America's obsession with guns is sad, also sad that universal healthcare isn't a thing there. You can carry around a device that only has 1 specific purpose to harm and kill people. Someone can do that you any time and ruin your life, wipe out your life savings and leave you changed forever. This is somehow OK because communism.
 jochenau: Freedom seeds prohibited.
 Bluetocracy: We don't like pistols here. Machine guns and rocket launchers are fine.
 XLY: yep, that'll stop em
 Side Boob: Its private property. If you dont like it, shop somewhere else.
 sparename: "Don't gun here"
Image 233004   02-17-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
 fanny: @barfolomew No, no, that doesn't rhyme... what about a EGAD button?
 barfolomew: Scary button.
 VeeKay: She ded
Image 233003   02-17-18   Uploaded by    sumo
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh goddamn substitution
 fanny: I would love to hear the train of thought going on in the person's head before, during, and after drawing this
 barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.
 tib gubb: gonna put this one in the strange boners file
 apoxia: This is someone's porn
 ping: Does my bun look big in this?
 Austin: I have the weirdest hot dog right now
Image 233002   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 a robot: I think the worst thing about this is her terribly-photoshopped hair. It's just bugging me a lot
 Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?
 WTF: I've been seeing Tide Pod pics all over the place. I guess they're a thing now.
 Himesama: Uuugghh. I have a love/hate relationship with my cosplay community
 BavidDowie: Eating them was bad enough
 Annoying Vegan : Goddammit
Image 233001   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Mr Bleak: @El hefe The truth is ... motorboating.
 charlemagne: I'm really close to the truth now dana, ten more minutes please
 El hefe: The truth is out there
 sparename: Not Catatonic
Image 233000   02-17-18   Uploaded by    younglink
 zrj235: ALBATROSS!
 charlemagne: it's not the same without the snarky voiceover matey mocking their every culinary attempt and personality flaw
 Hokie333: Mine.
 Otterman: I'd buy that for a dollar
Image 232999   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
 FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then...
 zrj235: If you don't do nothing buddha became immortal for nothing.
 a robot: @Warrax…
 DrinkMixMan: Great, I was doing perfectly at that until I looked at this blasphemous picture. Thanks a lot.
 Warrax: Good thing almost everything is a sin.
Image 232998   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Image 232997 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. Boo, Rent A Dog.
 DarkTeddy: They are getting integument to it
 grizzly: Why is she thinking about skin?
 Nope: Shes getting the LS-D
Image 232996   02-17-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
 carpwoman: THAT was hilarious!
 charlemagne: it sure is a funny colour
 FabricMan: Too many men on the field. 5 yards. 2nd down.
 Teechur: Hockey games only have faceoffs in the corner.
 Prostata: lol dongs
Image 232995   02-17-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
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