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268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: Keep on truckin'.
 tib gubb: yoda?
 franktank: Congratulations, your dog is sober
 Himesama: I wanna squueze those paws
 HighCactus: Follow the yellow asphalt line
 Mr. Shine: Don't play in the road, pupper!
Image 232798   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
384
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 232797   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
736
 
 trelyate: YARD THALE
 Beef Supreme: top right eyelid.
 Ulillillia: Steve Romano
 Not A Bot: I've got it. This is like throwing mascot's head on a goat-dog-cat in order to try and get rads. I'd vote that crap off here so fast.
Image 232796   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
741
 
 Hokie333: Looks like a Syndaver (synthetic cadaver). Mythbusters used them a couple of times-- to test how hard it is to carry and dispose of a dead body, and to see what happens if someone tries to dive from a hotel room balcony into a pool.
 apoxia: I have to question the educational value of this plastinated body.
 mexican: He appears to be lounging in a cardboard box for some reason.
 WTF: Stop skin shaming now!
 Punt Numbles: Is this from that "real bodies" exhibit? I've seen it and it's pretty amazing
 dangerkeith3000: Fry 'em up, I'm hungry.
Image 232795   02-16-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
901
 
 sparename: @DOW Who else has heard of where I know people?? At one time, the only Cabbagehead internet presence was from the motorbike shop and the Gallery - the, *ahem*, 'knocking shop'
 fanny: @Ulillillia i watched season 2 with my kids pretty recently. It holds up really well, still made me laugh :)
 Ulillillia: @Zukero Great news! You have five seasons of Kids in the Hall to enjoy.
 Robespierre: @daisy picker Your lot gave me hideous gas on numerous occasions; that's what you've done to me.
 Zukero: @Side Boob @Zukero I meant the "Brain Candy" movie. Didn't even know it was a show/troupe before that.
 Zukero: @Side Boob Wow. Haven't heard about it in a loooong time. Was one of my favs when I was a kid. Wouldn't have recognized it. Have a +.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm squishing your cabbage head.
 Side Boob: Kids in the Hall is auto-RAD
 Prostata: "Hi. I'm a vegan, btw"
 DOW: I used to live in Cadishead
 daisy picker: "Why would you badvot me!?! Is it because i have a cabbage for a head? Is that it? You know i cant help being born this way! What do you have against people with cabbages for heads anyway? What did we ever do to you?"
Image 232794   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
596
 
 apoxia: Nice try, but your food to board ratio is all out of whack. I shouldn't be able to see any of the board.
 MasterTwig: $56 at an artsy restaurant.
 mexican: various cheeses and what they pair well with? I am kind of a savage when it comes to that sort of stuff.
 Himesama: White people jpeg
 Robespierre: Your bord has been smorgased.
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 it was MEEEEEEE!!!!!
 dangerkeith3000: Dammit, who cut the cheese?
 Prostata: nice cheese board!
 ping: *sounds of dolphin clicks and whistles*
Image 232793   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
491
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Scoo Oh. my. glob.
 Scoo: Angels are lumpier than I would have imagined
Image 232792   02-16-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
575
 
 Robespierre: Back from hiatus, I see.
 dangerkeith3000: dickbutt
 BavidDowie: classy
Image 232791   02-16-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
402
 
 apoxia: I think the mantis has bitten off more than it can chew.
 jazzjunkie: @Felicity Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
 tacticaljay: @Felicity as a male, I have no interest in entering a mantis world.
 ethernet: @Yurishiro Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, Ive got some good news and some bad news.
 jochenau: My mom used to like mantises until she read that they can kill hummingbirds. I have no idea how they manage it but I guess they do somehow?
 sorghum: @Dr Awkward because you pray evolution doesn't make these hellish beasts 8 feet tall
 edgarallendoh: @Dr Awkward prAying mantis!
 Dr Awkward: Jesus Christ... THAT's why they're called preying mantis?
 ping: From the start, Edmund Mantis was known for his grand ambitions.
Image 232790   02-16-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
777
 
 sparename: From draining board to Ouija board
 dangerkeith3000: That's sexual harassment!
 eradicator: @Scoo I don't get why someone should brag about being bad at fucking mothers.
 Scoo: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it
 redmonkey3: "Why is office productivity so low ?"
Image 232789   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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