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268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1624 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
555
 
 Skaalar: Yeah, I checked it out... Surprisingly hot read.
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - could make you verrry more attractive to then
 someguynameded: I'm an officer of the law! release me!
Image 232763   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Spazstatic
Score:
343
 
 clayjar: Once I have chewed and swallowed it, no difference.
 brian greene: nailed it
 redmonkey3: More icing! More garnish! Fancier plate! - - - presto, ya'll
 ruiner: that won't stop me
 tib gubb: it's still good
Image 232762   02-16-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
922
 
 Jabberwikket: It started with a kiss, how did it ever come to this ?
 professional: Catlike
 Peter Pantsless: As if they weren't pointy enough
Image 232761   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
669
 
 Dr Awkward: @Spazstatic @Sadbot yeah, it usually work the other way around for me. Coffee activates my butt.
 Scoo: PRRRRRRTT
 Mad Collager: It's a BUTTon.
 Kaviri: Lawl
 DOW: Double shart espresso please
 redmonkey3: "Now with Flatusteam(tm)"
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Don't drink and fly!
 Spazstatic: @Sadbot *presses butt* ohh! That's not coffee!
 Amiga 1000: polite vandalism
 Sadbot: Press butt to receive coffee
 Zarathustra: Ball fart?
 Spazstatic: hahaha I just farted moments before seeing this. It's like it's my butt. Also I'm pretty drunk and it's like 2 AM.
 waterudoin: Thanks! Now my anaconda wants a small coffee.
Image 232760   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
491
 
 Himesama: I like her.
 tokyopig: This is what I miss when I'm browsing 4chan. And by that I mean women.
 Robespierre: Go for the gusto, lads.
 mrdiron: I herd u liek mudkips
 Darmstadtium: It is Friday my Dudes
 Capital: No take, only throw
 redmonkey3: @Spazstatic - did you catch it ? Her ? Them ?
 kshoxx: she seems nice
 tib gubb: yggh
 Spazstatic: *throws pokeball*
 majorchamp: Okay, I'm starting to see a pattern here!
Image 232759   02-16-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Image 232758 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crazyfingers. You have brought shame on us, crazyfingers.
Score:
286
 
 nightmarez: Time for an EKG, G!
 Beef Supreme: Dr. Pepper has been my primary care physician for years.
 SpaceCow: Store brand dramas are almost as good as those fancy network versions.
 Annoying Vegan : Netflix will accept pretty much any pitch these days.
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - and Hydromorphone and Etizolam and Cannabis suppositories and low doses of MDA & Magic Mushrooms... that glorious day; soon may it come!
 when so: @Spazstatic He never got his doctorate
 karmakat: runs away in the opposite direction
 tib gubb: they really should just cut to the case and put adderall in that thing
 Spazstatic: *inserts quarter* Please give me Dr Pepper.... Mr Pibb just isn't the same...
Image 232757   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
511
 
 Prostata: I don't know much about horses but I don't think this is how you're supposed to ride one
 a sedated moose: Later, shitlords?
 Mr. Shine: Bet it smells great in there.
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - for the Win!
 KickassHellyeah: Hey, they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth, they don't say anything against this!
 karmakat: and what it's 'brownies' instead of a fart?
 teletub: Please don't fart. Please don't fart. (Hey!: This works for either of them thinking this!)
Image 232756   02-16-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
399
 
 carpwoman: Today is the anniversary of when she shaved her head.
 a sedated moose: @grizzly is that you, or The snake?
 grizzly: But both you and I know that there is no film in this camera!
 agger gater: something my anaconda something
 karmakat: well, now we know what she takes in her beautiful people...
 Aufziehvogel: Omfg so disgusting, I have a phobia! But the snake is nice.
 male anon: Attention! Attention! Excuse me everyone! Did anyone here happen to bring some fresh-baked buns?
Image 232755   02-16-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
580
 
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, at 168 Market...
 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne *sensual bleat and/or moo*
 charlemagne: up on the hill was a lonely goatherd
 tib gubb: that seems nice
 Spazstatic: Same-same?
Image 232754   02-16-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
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