Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. a robot
4. Dr Awkward
5. ignatz
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
8. Knice
9. VeeKay
10. Felicity

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P


268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (1045 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (954 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (930 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (836 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (833 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (709 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (708 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (703 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4962 points
 2. Side Boob: 3713 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3188 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2346 points
 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 876
Registered users online in past hour: 2305

Average image score (last 24 hours): 332

Total number of comments: 1397671
Total number of images: 268582

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 138739
XP needed for green ranking: 38742
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 ping: I can't tell who is who any more.
 Spazstatic: @zrj235 It's really the chin that gets me...
 Spazstatic: The left definitely looks Sir Patrick Stewart, except the hair.... It's the chin that throws me off.
 zrj235: @Spazstatic @Dr Awkward I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said something.
 Spazstatic: @Coolguy I honestly can't tell if it was a face swap or a hair swap
 Coolguy: Wait did they switch hair?
 Dr Awkward: [Slams RAD button]
 Dr Awkward: No no no no. I love these men, but this is giving me a fright.
Image 232711   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 RiderFan: Boogie has lost quite a bit of weight recently.
 teletub: @Felicity Didn't you know?? Adipositas is a conspiracy of Jewish-Communist Reptiloids to extinguish the supreme white race. And also, if gravity WOULD exist, then why don't fat people just break through the crust into the hollow earth?
 Mr. Shine: Is that Boogie? That looks like Boogie.
 Rhombo Dimple: Are those chemtrails outside?
 zrj235: *ALSO FART SMELL*
 zrj235: *FART SOUND*
 tib gubb: hold on, tweeting about the immigrant problem
 Spazstatic: @ASIMO oh, it's your plan to fatten up humanity so you can take us over? Well, as long as you still feed us and we don't have to work I'm ok with it...
 Spazstatic: @ASIMO could you make me something that isn't horrible for us?
 Himesama: @Robot could you pass the diet Pepsi?
 Sadbot: @FabricMan it's all good, I know I have an untrustworthy face. Ain't nothing wrong with independent verification, either
 FabricMan: @Sadbot Why, why, why didn't I just take your word for it?
 Dr Awkward: [Cholesterol-laden tear runs down big fat cheek ] "MAGA"
 Sadbot: Behold, the only example of a DDees joint that isn't anti-Semitic
Image 232710   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 time is wastin: Told you, I don't want to buy any of your goddamn roses...
 Not A Bot: Sir please do not touch the merchandise
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope Bonus points for props, naturally. Multiplier if you manage to pull someone's pants down
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless time to break out all my ACME products!
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless I call fighting 8 dudes with a common household item like a standing lamp or a ladder.
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope @Mr. Shine @fanny There's only one way to settle this. That's right: slapstick martial arts tournament
 Nope: @fanny @Mr. Shine NO ME!
 WTF: You had me at knocking out 6 dudes with a ladder in 2.3 seconds.
 Mr. Shine: I do!
 fanny: yes! yes! a thousand times yes!
 Sadbot: Legend of Dreamy Master
 Peter Pantsless: He's got a black romance
Image 232709   02-15-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
 carpwoman: @zrj235 - What is wrong with you?
 maura: I can only hope my last words are so impactful!
 tib gubb: i wasn't ready for that
Image 232708   02-15-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
 zrj235: quit judging me, gandalf bear.
Image 232707   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 Dank Means: gettin piggy wit it
 Robespierre: Yesterday's Weird Item
 zrj235: fuck yes pulled pork sandwiches
 Sadbot: Someone is in the mood...for a lot of carnitas
 Not A Bot: But what happens if I take both pills?
 Peter Pantsless: Anything to use the carpool lane
 Nope: I see you finally brought your wife
 huskyboy: They'll never pull over one of their own!
Image 232706   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 Robespierre: Plie, and up .. plie, and...
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend Leslie Hall?
Image 232705   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Skaalar: Tilt phone.
 Prefuse: In the comic book Terminal City there was a part of the city called Slanttown. It wasnt a racist slur. It was a part of the city that looked like this.
 tib gubb: gravity isn't real. architecture is real.
 Teechur: This makes me feel funny.
 Warrax: I'm not falling over. It's the WORLD that's falling over.
Image 232704   02-15-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 brian greene: trump bank
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless around here, there seems to be a lot of interest ;)
 fanny: @Himesama yes but that's gonna cost you extra :)
 fanny: *tear* it''s... BEAUTIFUL!
 Himesama: @Fanny could you not fart until I'm done putting in my change?
 Shay: Today's weirdo item
 not i spy: Obviously not for the Brit/Aus market.
 pleasing: Dedicated @fanny :)
 Peter Pantsless: Hey @fanny, what kinda interest you get over there?
Image 232703   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 a sedated moose: Gotta mow fast!
 DrNinjaman: Needs a rodded up riding lawn tractor to haul around his massive balls
 DrNinjaman: Needs a rodded up riding lawn tractor to haul around his massive balls
 Sadbot: Mowing salt flats is an easy job, but someone's gotta do it
Image 232702   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Page 1 ... 3585 3586 3587 3588 3589 3590 3591 ... 26858 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.