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268966  fumbduck: It's an elephant-human hybrid bouncing a ball on its head, chasing a chicken with another ball.

268960  Not A Bot: I want this shirt

268964  Annoying Vegan : We Believe You

268938  PenguinBartender: The new Ikea bebis still in test-marketing phase.

268954  TurkeyVultureTed: @lecj07 why not both?

268955  TurkeyVultureTed: Why?

268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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9. Shay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268550 tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (726 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
Sydney uploaded 268478 (670 points)
qazwsx uploaded 268596 (665 points)


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 5. Shay: 1761 points
 6. Sydney: 1758 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1744 points
 8. wolfskin: 1742 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1478 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. FunkyDrunk: 1349 points
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 Annoying Vegan : Someone bake this kid some pumpkin treats!
 wolfpk: Pre-fertilized
 VeeKay: Course, you could always try to pick your dogs shit up you dirty bastard.
 propro: I made it with my butt!
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - try it and report back, for my Friend
 Dr Awkward: Does this work with marijuanas? Asking for a friend.
Image 232664   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
680
 
 elmstreet: @fanny indeed
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...
 UnknownSample: Boooooo
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward @Sadbot @Robespierre @fanny I can't wait to meet a woman just like the best friends you have (and are, fanny)!
 hoobleton: @fanny I know that I, and I'm sure that the other weirdoes who have added comments here, are confident from your comments that you are a pretty awesome wife as well. From what I've seen over the years, we're really a pretty lucky lot.
 fanny: @Robespierre oh god no. I know most you space peeps are the best kind of peeps there are :)
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @fanny @Robespierre @grizzly I feel obliged to add that I think my wife is awesome and she doesn't actually detests me. (I hope).
 grizzly: @Robespierre @fanny Same! My wife is my for real best friend. I suppose I got lucky.
 Colbo Mundus: @fanny Do you think we were being serious? I myself mock and taunt the Boys Cub thing some of the married guys I know have going on whenever I get the opportunity. I'd rather hang out with my wife at home than at the bar with any guy I know. Some of them went to Mardi Gras this year without their wives - where's the fun in that?
 McMuff: @fanny lol check mate
 DrinkMixMan: "Hi, sweetheart, just calling to say I love you!" "Mother FUCKER."
 fanny: @Sadbot @Robespierre @grizzly I dunno, i'm a pretty awesome wife i'd want one just like me ;)
 Dr Awkward: Jokes on you, my wife detests me!
 Sadbot: @fanny Women be callin? Amirite? I really don't understand why any of you gals marry any of us.
 Fantasy: @fanny They're nothing but a headache. What were us guys thinking?
 grizzly: @fanny can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!
 fanny: wives are the worst, amirite?!
 FabricMan: Ha ha! I too hate my wife!
Image 232663   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
181
 
 Mad Collager: I am most pleased by the lack of instructions, fancy, specialized parts made for a particular model, and snazzy picture of what it's supposed to look like.
 Sadbot: @VoR you had me at "space"
 VoR: @Sadbot space caravan is my final offer.
 Sadbot: @VoR Spaceship or gtfo
 VoR: Reckon I could make a good plane from that.
 KnifeySpooney: One minefield, comin' up!
Image 232662   02-15-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
457
 
 Skaalar: Im gonna go play Super Mario Sunshine and have a good cry. Or at least I would if my GameCube would stop calling me a little bitch.
 bug: Let's play the most dangerous game... cube.
 XLY: truly, a console for the most hardcore gamers
 VeeKay: Go on ebay and check how much these little bastards are going for.
 Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
 fanny: new MacGyver cheats a little
 Sage: @OldKentuckyShark Oh god, I feel old...
 Peter Pantsless: "Psh, I'm no square. I'm a cube."
 namename: Thugbox
 youshall: Gamecube is 17 this year. Underage smoking, knives, hammers... this thing is a badass
Image 232661   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
534
 
 Mad Collager: The rare Toaderman Pinscher
Image 232660   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
835
 
 Science: ANDERSSSSSON! I HAVE RETURNED!
 Aufziehvogel: Now kiss
 poetrysucks: New from Psygnosis
 PenguinBartender: "The crime is life. The sentence...is death!"
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt vs. The Terminator
 fanny: oh @hat thrab, wherefore art thou lately?
 Mr. Shine: This Fleshlight is absolutely terrifying.
 Mr. Butt: Alien vs. Predator vs. Judge Dredd vs. Robocop vs. Freddie vs. Jason
 windows96: HAA!
Image 232659   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
312
 
 pawsies: @Not A Bot yes
 Not A Bot: You've got to be shitting me.
Image 232658   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
421
 
 Defiance: I have seen all the Leprechaun movies except Leprechaun in the Hood but I have seen Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood !
 AceOfSpades: That leprechaun there must be straight outta Hi-BURN-ia
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Bingo!
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward is it a video that has a guy with a "special leprechaun flute"? Because that sure was...a thing
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Oh, nope... I definitely was sharing a YouTube video called "Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama"
 White Rice: Lep in the hood...goddamn that movie.
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward bummer. Just watch Wayne's World, y'all!
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot I think we were going for the same link, but neither work :(
 Dr Awkward: Who here seen the Leprechan, say yeah! youtube.com/…
 Sadbot: youtube.com/…
 Shay: "Aye, I heard you found a pot of gold?"
Image 232657   02-15-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
238
 
 Gazden: Here we go, Stakka Bo
 Dr Awkward: Come at me, BRO!
Image 232656   02-15-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
210
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: your comment is my favorite thing so far this week
 betamax: Attempted nudity detected
 dangerkeith3000: SEND NUDES has a better ring to it.
 skillet: She was asking for it.
 Ulillillia: Delete my number
 San DoDo: Well...is he?
 Amy Housewine: I want to see the dog in pajamas.
 Mr. Shine: He gift-wrapped that conversational turd, didn't he?
Image 232655   02-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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