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273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

273426  Side Boob: @communist Now I have that song stuck in my head! :P

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Do I want to know what those white streaks on the mirror are? Nope? Didn't think I did...
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Yep.
 Handyman: @funny in the wall @dangerkeith3000 Is that why they call it a dad bod?
 tib gubb: suck in that gut!
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Oh! Well that one got by me :P
 Micro Jackson: One thing kinda led to another
 funny in the wall: I can relate to that. However I had assumed that the joke was that the right one is the after picture. @Side Boob
 dangerkeith3000: What if the 'before' pic is the first one?
 Side Boob: @funny in the wall Wanting to live to see his daughter grow up.
 Science: Poor little girl lost all her hair when she grew up
 funny in the wall: i wonder what his sneaky trick is
Image 232637   02-15-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
413
 
 Mafallin: This graph is confusing
 Fullhouse: @Felicity Mistral
 pirate: I like the font of the word Chiller
 Micro Jackson: Put enough vodka in it and what the hell anyways
 Dorb: this is what happens when the choclate ice cream melts in a root beer float
 Science: Holy hell, this just triggered a memory of fudge soda when I was a kid.
Image 232636   02-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
552
 
 Wooden Spoon: New 2018 police cruiser?
 drhilljack: Porking lot
 wolfpk: Anyone want to bet me this is in Japan?
 Ihminen: "yea mom no need to borrow your car I'll just take the bus ...or walk"
 Dr Awkward: "Oh shit, the pigs are following us"
 dangerkeith3000: This is somebody's fetish.
 androbot: Oh, and 'Road Hog'
 Stom Premben: The toy on the dash is a little redundant..
Image 232635   02-15-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
365
 
 Science: @grizzly: Never mind the power consumed...
 Chest Rockwell: You made the right choice.
 PenguinBartender: Cool kid bro.
 grizzly: @Science they all cost more than the Bitcoin mined.
 Ulillillia: Uses for video cards after Bitcoins crash
 Science: This guy is why video cards are so expensive now.
 Not A Bot: Appealing to millennials to generate sales is getting a little sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Well she DID say she wanted more fans in her room.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Now that's what I call overclocking
 Vorm Gongo: Graphics is my passion..
Image 232634   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
459
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager YAY!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward That's why we like you!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I overthink a lot of things...
 Shay: He Bis be quick about this.
 Frum Temps: @Dr Awkward You're overthinking this. Give in to the silliness. Besides, in Great Britain and other former Commonwealth nations, the chainwheel is generally situated ... oh, never mind.
 I Hate The Beatles: Cheeseburger helper?
 drilldo: Not that many Lidls in Denmark.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Also, The gears go on the right side of the bike!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I thought you were referring to the biscuit in an exam glove and I was thinking "Hmm, I've never done that on a bike ride.."
 Mextreme Enchirito: Cyclist things.
Image 232629   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
568
 
 Skaalar: But can he tell why kids love the cinnamony taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
 redmonkey3: Going to taste funny.
 itskando: Obligatory: instructions unclear
 itskando: @Yurishiro @Zukero Some guys too I think
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Y... No. no I'm not.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward by Chuck Tingle...hey wait...are you secretly Mr Tingle?
 Dr Awkward: Jabbed Through my Balls with my own Weiner
 uncannie: Discover the Vibrant West Hollywood Lifestyle
 topcity: Dogs dream of this
 Zukero: Justgirlsthings
Image 232628   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
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