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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
365
 
 Science: @grizzly: Never mind the power consumed...
 Chest Rockwell: You made the right choice.
 PenguinBartender: Cool kid bro.
 grizzly: @Science they all cost more than the Bitcoin mined.
 Ulillillia: Uses for video cards after Bitcoins crash
 Science: This guy is why video cards are so expensive now.
 Not A Bot: Appealing to millennials to generate sales is getting a little sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Well she DID say she wanted more fans in her room.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Now that's what I call overclocking
 ignatz: Graphics is my passion..
Image 232634   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
459
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager YAY!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward That's why we like you!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I overthink a lot of things...
 Shay: He Bis be quick about this.
 Frum Temps: @Dr Awkward You're overthinking this. Give in to the silliness. Besides, in Great Britain and other former Commonwealth nations, the chainwheel is generally situated ... oh, never mind.
 I Hate The Beatles: Cheeseburger helper?
 VeeKay: Not that many Lidls in Denmark.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Also, The gears go on the right side of the bike!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I thought you were referring to the biscuit in an exam glove and I was thinking "Hmm, I've never done that on a bike ride.."
 Mextreme Enchirito: Cyclist things.
Image 232629   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
568
 
 Skaalar: But can he tell why kids love the cinnamony taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
 redmonkey3: Going to taste funny.
 itskando: Obligatory: instructions unclear
 itskando: @Yurishiro @Zukero Some guys too I think
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Y... No. no I'm not.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward by Chuck Tingle...hey wait...are you secretly Mr Tingle?
 Dr Awkward: Jabbed Through my Balls with my own Weiner
 uncannie: Discover the Vibrant West Hollywood Lifestyle
 topcity: Dogs dream of this
 Zukero: Justgirlsthings
Image 232628   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
752
 
 homeless: Shut up and take our money!
 InfiniteZero: Believe it or not, there are actual safety and liability issues to consider here.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba doo!
 Dr Awkward: Whatever, just let 'em order their "food" in the Drive-Thru.
 Mr Bleak: Kudos for building a car while stoned off your tits guys, but ... no.
 TrumpyTrump: "This is a drive-thru, fellas, not a skive-thru..."
Image 232627   02-15-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
542
 
 redmonkey3: @Wooden Spoon - as a former lawn & garden slave myself, i concur
 Wooden Spoon: @Sadbot: I had divorced parents and 2 lawns to mow. I hate lawns with a white hot passion.
 Otterman: It's not worth the endless months of sleep deprivation. I hope the cartoonist is feigning ignorance about babbies.
 Uncle Phil: Hire someone cheapskate.
 White Male: @Mr. Shine We had daughters, but no lawn until they were off to college - it all worked out OK, though.
 karmakat: nice dreams 'daddy'
 Sadbot: Lawns are conspicuous consumption whose only purpose is to function as a pissing contest between white people about how much free time and disposable income they have. More likely this son will grow up to resent his dad's bootlicking subservience to a bullshit culture and spend his time with a community garden. Or just be a clone of his dad, I've seen it go both ways.
 Mr. Shine: As a dad, this really speaks to me.
Image 232626   02-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
869
 
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun & the rain
 Horp Lello: You go ahead Eugene
 Hokie333: BEACHES ARE NICE.
 Ihminen: Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
 dangerkeith3000: Come with me My love To the sea The sea of love / I wanna tell you How much I love you... / Do you remember When we met That's the day I knew you were my pet...
 Side Boob: I hope you have coins for the boatman
 jokertothethief: he ded
Image 232625   02-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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