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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
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 Science: @grizzly: Never mind the power consumed...
 Chest Rockwell: You made the right choice.
 PenguinBartender: Cool kid bro.
 grizzly: @Science they all cost more than the Bitcoin mined.
 Ulillillia: Uses for video cards after Bitcoins crash
 Science: This guy is why video cards are so expensive now.
 Not A Bot: Appealing to millennials to generate sales is getting a little sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Well she DID say she wanted more fans in her room.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Now that's what I call overclocking
 Vorm Gongo: Graphics is my passion..
Image 232634   02-15-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
459
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager YAY!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward That's why we like you!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I overthink a lot of things...
 Shay: He Bis be quick about this.
 Frum Temps: @Dr Awkward You're overthinking this. Give in to the silliness. Besides, in Great Britain and other former Commonwealth nations, the chainwheel is generally situated ... oh, never mind.
 I Hate The Beatles: Cheeseburger helper?
 drilldo: Not that many Lidls in Denmark.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Also, The gears go on the right side of the bike!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I thought you were referring to the biscuit in an exam glove and I was thinking "Hmm, I've never done that on a bike ride.."
 Mextreme Enchirito: Cyclist things.
Image 232629   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
568
 
 Skaalar: But can he tell why kids love the cinnamony taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
 redmonkey3: Going to taste funny.
 itskando: Obligatory: instructions unclear
 itskando: @Yurishiro @Zukero Some guys too I think
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Y... No. no I'm not.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward by Chuck Tingle...hey wait...are you secretly Mr Tingle?
 Dr Awkward: Jabbed Through my Balls with my own Weiner
 uncannie: Discover the Vibrant West Hollywood Lifestyle
 topcity: Dogs dream of this
 Zukero: Justgirlsthings
Image 232628   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
752
 
 homeless: Shut up and take our money!
 InfiniteZero: Believe it or not, there are actual safety and liability issues to consider here.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba doo!
 Dr Awkward: Whatever, just let 'em order their "food" in the Drive-Thru.
 Mr Bleak: Kudos for building a car while stoned off your tits guys, but ... no.
 TrumpyTrump: "This is a drive-thru, fellas, not a skive-thru..."
Image 232627   02-15-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
542
 
 redmonkey3: @Wooden Spoon - as a former lawn & garden slave myself, i concur
 Wooden Spoon: @Sadbot: I had divorced parents and 2 lawns to mow. I hate lawns with a white hot passion.
 Otterman: It's not worth the endless months of sleep deprivation. I hope the cartoonist is feigning ignorance about babbies.
 Uncle Phil: Hire someone cheapskate.
 White Male: @Mr. Shine We had daughters, but no lawn until they were off to college - it all worked out OK, though.
 karmakat: nice dreams 'daddy'
 Sadbot: Lawns are conspicuous consumption whose only purpose is to function as a pissing contest between white people about how much free time and disposable income they have. More likely this son will grow up to resent his dad's bootlicking subservience to a bullshit culture and spend his time with a community garden. Or just be a clone of his dad, I've seen it go both ways.
 Mr. Shine: As a dad, this really speaks to me.
Image 232626   02-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
869
 
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun & the rain
 Horp Lello: You go ahead Eugene
 Hokie333: BEACHES ARE NICE.
 Ihminen: Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
 dangerkeith3000: Come with me My love To the sea The sea of love / I wanna tell you How much I love you... / Do you remember When we met That's the day I knew you were my pet...
 Side Boob: I hope you have coins for the boatman
 jokertothethief: he ded
Image 232625   02-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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