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273649  WTF: She got glasses and a new sweater.

273657  toaster: Oh no! Save birb from demogorgon...

273627  Air Biscuit: How are you planning to transport 78 croissantss?

273645  Side Boob: I kind of want a deactivated one of these to use as a welcome mat.

273628  Air Biscuit: Not all heros wear capes.

273336  Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273645  Fiveninety: we only need your card number to confirm that you are who you say you are.. because there are literally zero other ways to do so

273643  Air Biscuit: Same. Also, just hiked through the desert and a buddy showed my how to harvest and eat cactusfruit. Pretty sure there are still some prickers in my hand but it was worth it.

273538  Mr. Butt: Professor canceled class today, so I'll be home before 7, which means that I'll finally have time to drink alone. I feel so blessed right now.

273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Score:
278
 
 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
459
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager YAY!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward That's why we like you!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I overthink a lot of things...
 Shay: He Bis be quick about this.
 Frum Temps: @Dr Awkward You're overthinking this. Give in to the silliness. Besides, in Great Britain and other former Commonwealth nations, the chainwheel is generally situated ... oh, never mind.
 I Hate The Beatles: Cheeseburger helper?
 drilldo: Not that many Lidls in Denmark.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Also, The gears go on the right side of the bike!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I thought you were referring to the biscuit in an exam glove and I was thinking "Hmm, I've never done that on a bike ride.."
 Mextreme Enchirito: Cyclist things.
Image 232629   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
568
 
 Skaalar: But can he tell why kids love the cinnamony taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
 redmonkey3: Going to taste funny.
 itskando: Obligatory: instructions unclear
 itskando: @Yurishiro @Zukero Some guys too I think
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Y... No. no I'm not.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward by Chuck Tingle...hey wait...are you secretly Mr Tingle?
 Dr Awkward: Jabbed Through my Balls with my own Weiner
 uncannie: Discover the Vibrant West Hollywood Lifestyle
 topcity: Dogs dream of this
 Zukero: Justgirlsthings
Image 232628   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
752
 
 homeless: Shut up and take our money!
 InfiniteZero: Believe it or not, there are actual safety and liability issues to consider here.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba doo!
 Dr Awkward: Whatever, just let 'em order their "food" in the Drive-Thru.
 Mr Bleak: Kudos for building a car while stoned off your tits guys, but ... no.
 TrumpyTrump: "This is a drive-thru, fellas, not a skive-thru..."
Image 232627   02-15-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
542
 
 redmonkey3: @Wooden Spoon - as a former lawn & garden slave myself, i concur
 Wooden Spoon: @Sadbot: I had divorced parents and 2 lawns to mow. I hate lawns with a white hot passion.
 titular role: It's not worth the endless months of sleep deprivation. I hope the cartoonist is feigning ignorance about babbies.
 Uncle Phil: Hire someone cheapskate.
 White Male: @Mr. Shine We had daughters, but no lawn until they were off to college - it all worked out OK, though.
 karmakat: nice dreams 'daddy'
 Sadbot: Lawns are conspicuous consumption whose only purpose is to function as a pissing contest between white people about how much free time and disposable income they have. More likely this son will grow up to resent his dad's bootlicking subservience to a bullshit culture and spend his time with a community garden. Or just be a clone of his dad, I've seen it go both ways.
 Mr. Shine: As a dad, this really speaks to me.
Image 232626   02-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
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 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun & the rain
 Horp Lello: You go ahead Eugene
 Hokie333: BEACHES ARE NICE.
 Ihminen: Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
 dangerkeith3000: Come with me My love To the sea The sea of love / I wanna tell you How much I love you... / Do you remember When we met That's the day I knew you were my pet...
 Side Boob: I hope you have coins for the boatman
 jokertothethief: he ded
Image 232625   02-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
922
 
 Dr Awkward: @itskando Yeah, sometimes beer is more interesting.
 itskando: @Dr Awkward Some people just don't want to watch the world burn.
 genius: This is fine.
 Science: @Mr. Butt: Hers aren't good, but the Bettie Page look is rad.
 dangerkeith3000: How can we tan while are boats are burnin'?
 tib gubb: party over there
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: inferno.
 Sadbot: Share a Coke with a cruise ship fire
 Mr. Butt: Those bangs are the real tragedy.
 Dr Awkward: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Peter Pantsless: Just Cause 4 going in a new direction, I see
 WaffleIron: Firestarter girl really coming into her own..
Image 232624   02-15-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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