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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: Both these places would fetch a million bucks in my neighbourhood
Image 232633   02-15-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
711
 
 Stumpwiz: No problem for baritone/alto saxophonists used to playing with guitars.
 Kevin II: No, its in G flat major
 Magic Bullets: No, its in G flat major
 grizzly: Seriously, fuck this key.
 Micro Jackson: The joke kinda fell flat
 dangerkeith3000: I'd bitch too if my D was suddenly flat.
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Would you say that piano jokes are your forte?
 jochenau: Music nerd jokes are probably my favorite nerd jokes.
Image 232632   02-15-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
477
 
 Skaalar: Life is art. Art is life. Fire hurt. Ball itch. Hunger now. Where remote.
Image 232631   02-15-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
771
 
 Mad Collager: There's a guy in the foreground whose face is painted like a plant in front of bricks.
 The Bees: Somebody's been snookered here...
 anonimos: The dude in Green was resting upon the table a minute ago
 barfolomew: Ninja vanish!
 when so: Anyone get the feeling that we're being watched?
 Dr Awkward: This looks like the least comfortable pool hall ever.
Image 232630   02-15-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
459
 
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager YAY!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward That's why we like you!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I overthink a lot of things...
 Shay: He Bis be quick about this.
 Frum Temps: @Dr Awkward You're overthinking this. Give in to the silliness. Besides, in Great Britain and other former Commonwealth nations, the chainwheel is generally situated ... oh, never mind.
 I Hate The Beatles: Cheeseburger helper?
 VeeKay: Not that many Lidls in Denmark.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Also, The gears go on the right side of the bike!
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre I thought you were referring to the biscuit in an exam glove and I was thinking "Hmm, I've never done that on a bike ride.."
 Mextreme Enchirito: Cyclist things.
Image 232629   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
568
 
 Skaalar: But can he tell why kids love the cinnamony taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!?
 redmonkey3: Going to taste funny.
 itskando: Obligatory: instructions unclear
 itskando: @Yurishiro @Zukero Some guys too I think
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Y... No. no I'm not.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward by Chuck Tingle...hey wait...are you secretly Mr Tingle?
 Dr Awkward: Jabbed Through my Balls with my own Weiner
 uncannie: Discover the Vibrant West Hollywood Lifestyle
 topcity: Dogs dream of this
 Zukero: Justgirlsthings
Image 232628   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
752
 
 homeless: Shut up and take our money!
 InfiniteZero: Believe it or not, there are actual safety and liability issues to consider here.
 Micro Jackson: Yabba dabba doo!
 Dr Awkward: Whatever, just let 'em order their "food" in the Drive-Thru.
 Mr Bleak: Kudos for building a car while stoned off your tits guys, but ... no.
 TrumpyTrump: "This is a drive-thru, fellas, not a skive-thru..."
Image 232627   02-15-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
542
 
 redmonkey3: @Wooden Spoon - as a former lawn & garden slave myself, i concur
 Wooden Spoon: @Sadbot: I had divorced parents and 2 lawns to mow. I hate lawns with a white hot passion.
 Otterman: It's not worth the endless months of sleep deprivation. I hope the cartoonist is feigning ignorance about babbies.
 Uncle Phil: Hire someone cheapskate.
 White Male: @Mr. Shine We had daughters, but no lawn until they were off to college - it all worked out OK, though.
 karmakat: nice dreams 'daddy'
 Sadbot: Lawns are conspicuous consumption whose only purpose is to function as a pissing contest between white people about how much free time and disposable income they have. More likely this son will grow up to resent his dad's bootlicking subservience to a bullshit culture and spend his time with a community garden. Or just be a clone of his dad, I've seen it go both ways.
 Mr. Shine: As a dad, this really speaks to me.
Image 232626   02-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
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 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun & the rain
 Horp Lello: You go ahead Eugene
 Hokie333: BEACHES ARE NICE.
 Ihminen: Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper
 dangerkeith3000: Come with me My love To the sea The sea of love / I wanna tell you How much I love you... / Do you remember When we met That's the day I knew you were my pet...
 Side Boob: I hope you have coins for the boatman
 jokertothethief: he ded
Image 232625   02-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @itskando Yeah, sometimes beer is more interesting.
 itskando: @Dr Awkward Some people just don't want to watch the world burn.
 genius: This is fine.
 Science: @Mr. Butt: Hers aren't good, but the Bettie Page look is rad.
 dangerkeith3000: How can we tan while are boats are burnin'?
 tib gubb: party over there
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: inferno.
 Sadbot: Share a Coke with a cruise ship fire
 Mr. Butt: Those bangs are the real tragedy.
 Dr Awkward: Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 Peter Pantsless: Just Cause 4 going in a new direction, I see
 ignatz: Firestarter girl really coming into her own..
Image 232624   02-15-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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