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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!


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 itskando: Really is The Chosen One
 sports: Searching for satori
 virtualman: When your lady falls asleep in your arms and you suffer like fucking crazy with your arm asleep to not wake her up.
 Skaalar: @Side Boob Do you have time today to discuss our Lady and Cultivator of Civilization, Bastet?
 Side Boob: This religion has cats. I'm joining.
 karmakat: he is in safe hands.
Image 232616   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 redmonkey3: Apologies... noticed that as i pressed Send
 redmonkey3: I crush so hard on Wesley
 Wooden Spoon: Is this the one where the planetary government wants to murder a child for tripping into a greenhouse?
 Shay: She looked.
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless I'd have spaced the little turn in episode one if I'd been Captain.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm surprised they didn't take that opportunity to get rid of that little bastard
 Stephen Milkmus: let me show you my technique
 dangerkeith3000: Oh God! A Season 1 TNG episode! Look away!
 Sadbot: Your fascist hellplanet is loose butthole, bro
 waterudoin: I am about this girthy.
 White Male: I gonna give you a big O! Well, not too big, just about this big.
 GiveMePlus: I always wondered where Wesley got his hideous sweaters. Did he ask the replicator to make them?
 dingding: Shut up Wesley
Image 232615   02-15-18   Uploaded by    potato
 dangerkeith3000: P*ssy Magnet?
 Osiris: what? Do I have something on my face?
Image 232614   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Dr Awkward: Well they've got it all wrong. How the hell are you supposed to summon ANY underwordly being with a goddamn hexagon?!
 Jak: @dangerkeith3000 I'll leave that up to you (yes, I DO know what it really means)
 a robot: And then the janitor shows up and says "stop wasting my time, assholes!"
 dangerkeith3000: Piso Mojado
 karmakat: good luck with that...
 Not A Bot: ... but ONLY in this warehouse
Image 232613   02-15-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
 RiderFan: Its this one... Again...
Image 232612   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Taters
 Captain Marsupial: If EC comics had nudity
 copunter: @WTF instructions unclear
 jazzjunkie: Naancy took a nap
 Shay: I'm a shark something something something I'm a shark..
 grizzly: Not again!
 tehghost: Nudity detected.
 Nothing: Heck yeah, that's how I want to go
 Skaalar: This is friggin hilarious!
 a robot: This is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: Here's a new idea for Chuck Tingle.
 WTF: This WikiHow is weird.
 Captain Marsupial: If EC comics had nudity
 NoOneImportant: What a beach!
 Captain Marsupial: I like how she's pushing him forward. And her chubby left thigh.
 Prostata: Aqua-man had a bad day
 Peter Pantsless: It's Bad Luck Bootsy all over again
 Sadbot: Sharks Chomped My Dong: An Erotic 3D Render
 tib gubb: well, that's good to know
 Side Boob: What the fuck?
Image 232611   02-15-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 kate2point0: @dangerkeith3000 I lolled irl at this
 Wooden Spoon: Only if its one of those fish sandwhich was from McDonalds made out of jello.
 Shay: How kind of you, it is Lent Friday.
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall Agreed,
 funny in the wall: why don't they invite meadows to host snl? he's a funny dude
 Scoo: Only if you got Pina Colada Butt Lotion!
 Dr Awkward: Yes please! As long as there aren't pickles in the sauce.
Image 232610   02-15-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Peach: Only that beautiful bean footage.
 Side Boob: She seems cool
Image 232609   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 barfolomew: They used to call these "lunchbox" computers
 fatman: Dig those awesomely massive floppy slots, dude.
 sylveon: The Sborne identity.
 Captain Marsupial: NOW, with a 2.5 inch screen!
 tib gubb: why should i upgrade? it works just fine.
 Dr Awkward: So portable!
Image 232608   02-15-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 a robot: @Scoo Yeah but if you eat it, it might give you parasitic worms that give you super strength and intelligence. It could happen!
 Dorb: Machine: "Nope."
 FabricMan: Chewing gum can help prevent your fellow man also being robbed
 wolfpk: Time to shake the hell out of a machine!
 Scoo: This is the universe's way of punishing you for the life choices that led to you buying a vending machine sandwich
 Mr. Shine: Iron Palm strike the plexiglass where the top of the bottle is resting.
 manlyman: I once knew a lady who swallowed a fly..
Image 232607   02-15-18   Uploaded by    prius
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