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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
744
 
 yawgmoth: me also @Ulillillia
 Shay: Much better than William Blake's "The Tyger".
 bromide: @Ulillillia Stahppit - along with Ronnie Wickers "Woo" he was A Thing when we lived in Chicago, and I just couldn't... I mean, I just... Couldn't.
 White Rice: Greatest piece of poetry in modern history.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Wheaties, breakfast of champions
 gutwheat: @Ulillillia Oh God, please; not that guy...
 VoR: Out and proud to be a midget!
 Ulillillia: Rock over London, rock on Chicago
 Dr Awkward: No. NO.
 ashton: Moving! (As in, I'm moving behind this steel door where its safer) :-)
Image 232474   02-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
333
 
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak I too subscribe to the Top Gear theory of caravanning :P
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob The caravan lone would put me off.
 Pickle Dick: @Mad Collager Nah, too dry here in the desert - I'd burn the whole neighbourhood down.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Get a flame-thrower, while you're at it. Well, at least until they're outlawed...
 au bon pain: @Mr. Shine Plenty of times, particularly when I was younger, and I was an OK shot, too. Just don't like the idea of having firearms around the house nowadays, although with the crime rate jacking up here in LV and our house being only about 3 miles west of the Strip, I have recently considered getting a short-barrel 12 gauge street sweeper.
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Have you ever fired one? As in, at a practice range?
 Wort Mumpus: This was an NRA promo I received on Monday, I think it was. I found it odd because I have never purchased or owned a firearm.
 Side Boob: Ordinary guns, a 4-wheeler and a trailer? Pass
 Mr. Shine: How many girl scout cookies do I have to sell to get one of those?!
Image 232473   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
481
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
1791
 
 mexican: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 mexican: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 White Rice: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo :3
 Side Boob: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 a robot: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Peter Pantsless: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
685
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Mr. Shine: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 fanny: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: Boo for donut soilers.
Image 232469   02-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
551
 
 SpaceCow: Somewhere, Tippi Hedren feels a sudden foreboding.
 tib gubb: we're all fucked
Image 232468   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
361
 
 gumble: Capt. Censor-tive strikes yet again
 Nymphomania: @carpwoman - I'm assuming it is a Hollywood reference, so I will let it pass for making comment on the issues with rape-acceptance-culture there.
 Uncle Phil: Asexual predator
 carpwoman: Rape jokes?
 VoR: No smoke without fire. And it's looking a little hazy in your direction.
 PenguinBartender: Okay slow down Captain Sensitive. I'm pretty sure no one consented to being flayed alive and having their spine removed.
 ignatz: Wot you want, a paper 'at?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to anyway
 Side Boob: You just hunted people down and killed them.
Image 232467   02-14-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
234
 
 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
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