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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

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Score:
481
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
1791
 
 mexican: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 mexican: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 White Rice: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo :3
 Side Boob: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 a robot: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Peter Pantsless: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
685
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Mr. Shine: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 fanny: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: Boo for donut soilers.
Image 232469   02-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
551
 
 SpaceCow: Somewhere, Tippi Hedren feels a sudden foreboding.
 tib gubb: we're all fucked
Image 232468   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
361
 
 gumble: Capt. Censor-tive strikes yet again
 Nymphomania: @carpwoman - I'm assuming it is a Hollywood reference, so I will let it pass for making comment on the issues with rape-acceptance-culture there.
 Uncle Phil: Asexual predator
 carpwoman: Rape jokes?
 VoR: No smoke without fire. And it's looking a little hazy in your direction.
 PenguinBartender: Okay slow down Captain Sensitive. I'm pretty sure no one consented to being flayed alive and having their spine removed.
 ignatz: Wot you want, a paper 'at?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to anyway
 Side Boob: You just hunted people down and killed them.
Image 232467   02-14-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
234
 
 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
755
 
 SpaceCow: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Mr. Shine: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
379
 
 well duh: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 dangerkeith3000: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Micro Jackson: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
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