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273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

273635  Micro Jackson: Looks like my neighbourhood

273636  Micro Jackson: Well, fuck a duck!

273627  MrBoffo: Take one down and pass it around...

273629  MrBoffo: Too floofy for Thailand

273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...



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Score:
481
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax @fanny Then it would be quite festive for the Sunday before Easter.
 Dr Awkward: It's not even OK to say "Merry Christmas" Anymore! I said it to someone today, and they said "It's Valentine's Day, Dr. Awkward!" Why do you hate Christianity!?
 Warrax: @fanny I hope it's a palm tree.
 Sadbot: It's not that coffee cups define anything, it's that some people are aggressively resentful towards a secular and inclusive society. And to those people I say "happy holidays!"
 fanny: your palm is a weird place to get a tattoo
Image 232472   02-14-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
1791
 
 mexican: @White Rice My vote is for Fairy personally. Especially with the pic OP chose.
 mexican: Some things must be badded though, like bacon and selfies.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Normal/RAD. Special ability - Switcherino: when an opponent attempts a move, there is a chance that they will instead use a move with higher total PP
 White Rice: So, what type IS Mascot? There are plenty of types I can figure it wouldnt be (fire/ice/water/grass/electric/steel (dang Pokmons, keep adding more types)) but as to what it would be...Im stumped.
 Mr. Butt: kawaii desu yo :3
 Side Boob: @a robot no mascot shaming :P
 a robot: I think Mascot is related to Snorlax
 Peter Pantsless: *throws master ball* (I'm not taking any chances)
Image 232471   02-14-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
685
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine [FLOINK!]
 Mr. Shine: *fuzzy bonk noise*
 fanny: *sees uploader name, scrolls back up to look for mascot*
Image 232470   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: Boo for donut soilers.
Image 232469   02-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
551
 
 SpaceCow: Somewhere, Tippi Hedren feels a sudden foreboding.
 tib gubb: we're all fucked
Image 232468   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
361
 
 gumble: Capt. Censor-tive strikes yet again
 Nymphomania: @carpwoman - I'm assuming it is a Hollywood reference, so I will let it pass for making comment on the issues with rape-acceptance-culture there.
 Uncle Phil: Asexual predator
 carpwoman: Rape jokes?
 NanananananananaCATMAN: No smoke without fire. And it's looking a little hazy in your direction.
 PenguinBartender: Okay slow down Captain Sensitive. I'm pretty sure no one consented to being flayed alive and having their spine removed.
 Niels Bohr: Wot you want, a paper 'at?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to anyway
 Side Boob: You just hunted people down and killed them.
Image 232467   02-14-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
234
 
 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
755
 
 SpaceCow: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Mr. Shine: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
379
 
 well duh: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 dangerkeith3000: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Micro Jackson: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
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