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253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

253147  Passive: @metallica who cares

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252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

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252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

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252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse



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Score:
361
 
 gumble: Capt. Censor-tive strikes yet again
 Nymphomania: @carpwoman - I'm assuming it is a Hollywood reference, so I will let it pass for making comment on the issues with rape-acceptance-culture there.
 Uncle Phil: Asexual predator
 carpwoman: Rape jokes?
 VoR: No smoke without fire. And it's looking a little hazy in your direction.
 PenguinBartender: Okay slow down Captain Sensitive. I'm pretty sure no one consented to being flayed alive and having their spine removed.
 ignatz: Wot you want, a paper 'at?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to anyway
 Side Boob: You just hunted people down and killed them.
Image 232467   02-14-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
234
 
 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
755
 
 SpaceCow: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Mr. Shine: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
379
 
 well duh: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 dangerkeith3000: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Micro Jackson: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
587
 
 Shay: Dude, I think your girlfriend is in dire need of Advil.
 male anon: Something something Jessica something.
 UltraBeverly: Does your girlfriend have hay mouth?
 WTF: Does your girlfriend need her teeth whitened?
Image 232462   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
751
 
 Bohab: Why is this so very upsetting...
 mrmaestro: Five toes? What's up with THAT?
 Micro Jackson: This gonna give me the nightmares
Image 232461   02-14-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 VoR: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
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 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 champeen: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
422
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
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