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263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

263013  Passive: She has more money than someone who went to school!

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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Score:
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 gumble: Capt. Censor-tive strikes yet again
 Nymphomania: @carpwoman - I'm assuming it is a Hollywood reference, so I will let it pass for making comment on the issues with rape-acceptance-culture there.
 Uncle Phil: Asexual predator
 carpwoman: Rape jokes?
 VoR: No smoke without fire. And it's looking a little hazy in your direction.
 PenguinBartender: Okay slow down Captain Sensitive. I'm pretty sure no one consented to being flayed alive and having their spine removed.
 Niels Bohr: Wot you want, a paper 'at?
 charlemagne: you're not supposed to anyway
 Side Boob: You just hunted people down and killed them.
Image 232467   02-14-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
234
 
 Spazstatic: @fanny I'm never eating eggs in your house...
 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall What @mexican said. It's a suppository.
 brian greene: smuggling kinders into the usa?
 mexican: Suppository?
 funny in the wall: @fanny that's um... something
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny I'm not eating those eggs...
 hosehorse: @funny in the wall I was thinking, "Damndest poo, this"
 Dr Awkward: That's a double yolker for sure.
 tib gubb: it's an eg
 fanny: @funny in the wall tinyurl.com/…
 funny in the wall: the toilet in the background is disconcerting
 ping: 'Egg' shaped.
Image 232466   02-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
221
 
 Shay: mmmmm, Polysorbate 80.
 Defiance: Regardless, Claussen is my readily-available favourite pickle. Now, if I could just run to the market and pick up some ChiPiCo pickles...
 Science: @a robot: It might be the sodium content. 22% of your daily value in half a pickle is kind of a lot if you're watching out for that kind of stuff. I, on the other hand, have a functioning set of kidneys, so I eat as much sodium as I possibly can.
 tib gubb: that's how they getcha
 a robot: Oh, because if a serving size was a WHOLE pickle half, that extra five calories would make people not eat these??? What the fuck
 bug: Quarter Pickle is my rap name.
Image 232465   02-14-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
755
 
 SpaceCow: "Please, I prefer Robert cat."
 Mr. Shine: Tufty AF
Image 232464   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
379
 
 well duh: Somehow, I'm not convinced.
 dangerkeith3000: Holy Bat-Van, Batman!
 Micro Jackson: License plate: NANANANA
Image 232463   02-14-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
587
 
 Shay: Dude, I think your girlfriend is in dire need of Advil.
 male anon: Something something Jessica something.
 UltraBeverly: Does your girlfriend have hay mouth?
 WTF: Does your girlfriend need her teeth whitened?
Image 232462   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
751
 
 Bohab: Why is this so very upsetting...
 mrmaestro: Five toes? What's up with THAT?
 Micro Jackson: This gonna give me the nightmares
Image 232461   02-14-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
390
 
 Teechur: Look out, Lil Sebastian!
 Mr. Shine: Jaunty indeed!
 Micro Jackson: Oh Lord i see the foot comin down
 Mr. Butt: Yeah well the Jerk Store called...
 VoR: Oh shrimp!
Image 232460   02-14-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
289
 
 barfolomew: God damn it, it's not paranoia, it reduces your chance of getting a cold. I don't think the people around me are disease ridden vermin, I just think some of them may have the sniffles.
 DrinkMixMan: Sweet Jesus, Pooh, that's not hand sanitizer! You're washing your hands with GOVERNMENT SECRETS!
 kornisjon: No, the paranoia is in ME. Please be correct, if you have to mock.
 Mad Collager: I thought that was the main selling point.
 tib gubb: and quackery
 Mr. Shine: Delicious paranoia, mmmmmmm
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm. What does he mean by that?
 dangerkeith3000: Lube me up, I need to be sterilized.
 champeen: Dig, y'all.
 Ulillillia: Here I thought it was alcohol.
Image 232459   02-14-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
422
 
 Shay: 6. If instructions are not followed correctly, it gets the hose again.
 Micro Jackson: Squeeze my leather til the milk run down my leg
 charlemagne: leather milk sounds... sordid
 Ulillillia: @fanny Profit!
 fanny: 5 ???
Image 232458   02-14-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
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