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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Micro Jackson: Puff the magic Dogfart, makes you dream of cheese
 jadensmith: The smiling man is especially chucklesome.
 waffles: Puff daddy?
 ping: *I* am the one who knocks. Wait... wrong meme.
 Mark As Read: *murfs..."
Image 232440   02-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
402
 
 professional: @glenalec You get em
 Big Bong Theory: Something something build on sand something.
Image 232439   02-14-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
503
 
 SpaceCow: @Felicity Jet Jagger, hot hot hot!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity I love that you knew that, thought that, and posted that. In that Sprit, Rodaniel Day-Lewis
 Mr. Shine: @ping The London Eye.
 a robot: This is amazingly weird! I kind of want this coloring book now
 lolnotrly: Jet Jagger
 funny in the wall: @Dresdenkeogh i recently started that show again. classic
 ping: I see this image and the first thing I think is, "Where did she get pearls that big?"
 mackdaddy: "Does this kind of life look interesting to you?"
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Must be Greek
 Dresdenkeogh: Lucille 2's vertigo would be a lot more worrisome if she were a several story tall lizard with radioactive breath.
 aeroaero: Ahh I see now, the right answer is ITT3NNIW DRVZIT
 Larry Xmas: goddesszilla?
 barfolomew: And then they do just a shit-ton of cocaine.
Image 232438   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
826
 
 a robot: You cheer up kitty RIGHT MEOW!
 ping: aw, why he is so cute when he is so sad...
 karmakat: aw, why he is so sad when he is so cute...
 Dresdenkeogh: All the hoors and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... And I'll look down and whisper "meow."
 Peach: HURRY UP AND LOVE THAT CAT!
Image 232437   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
545
 
 Micro Jackson: Scotty, I'm having dome trouble with the transporter
 camellia: Remake of The Thing not looking so great.
 ping: Nothing up my sleeve.
 dangerkeith3000: The sign says dog-armed
 Dresdenkeogh: Dangerous in a gun fight, he always has a dobie up his sleeve.
 Yam: Let the dog armed people get married
Image 232436   02-14-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
475
 
 Captain Marsupial: The Philedelphia Eagles celebrations got less inspired as they moved out into the suburbs
 karmakat: fuck off jackass...
 Dresdenkeogh: *muffled* "num shaa pass... NUM SHA PASS"
 teletub: stop downloading VLC
 PenguinBartender: Silent Hill sequels have really lost their subtlety.
Image 232435   02-14-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
1389
 
 parrotsnest: Watch the Blender open movie "Tears of Steel" to see where this is going!
 FatTigerWoods: The beginning of the end
 silver: The itsy bitsy spider goes up the water spout
 Peter Pantsless: Welcome to our newest aggronaut, @a cyborg
 augustus: I got an alligator claw and some goofer dust, so ya better do what ya know ya must. I got a lock o' your hair and a bullfrog's eye, and if you break my heart, you better say Goodbye...
 Dresdenkeogh: *when Iiiii say that something, I like your robo-haaaand. I wanna hold your rooooooooobot hand , your cool ass robot hand.
 dangerkeith3000: I hope her right arm is 3 Laws Compliant.
 waterudoin: She may look sweet and cute but don't make her mad...
 barfolomew: She's rocking the sexy cyborg look.
 Dorb: Welcome to the future
 Cheesecake: Pretty lady. Robotics. Rad as hell.
Image 232434   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
644
 
 Beef Supreme: Corny enough to be funny.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Which eye do you use for that?
 Dr Awkward: What I do know is that in THREE years I'm going to be making a lot of jokes about having 2020 hindsight.
 dangerkeith3000: pew pew!
 a robot: At least the time frame is correct on a meme for once.
 copunter: vvv ERROR on line 2 mismatched "
 copunter: "...what I'll be doing in ".abs(2020-$DATE)." years ; // WARNING Remndr to fix this memecode, will break!!
 Side Boob: facepalm.jpg
 Nothing: Go sit in the corner
Image 232433   02-14-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
701
 
 bug: Almost made it to the cherry center.
 Captain Marsupial: Last Jedi test helmet for rehearsing the throne room fight scene
 Dr Awkward: The person who was wearing this still probably severed their spinal cord. #NegativeNancy
 barfolomew: Um. Congratulations on still having a skull.
 Big Baby: That's why they're called 'Skid-Lids'
Image 232432   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
249
 
 hoobleton: hell yeah
 Pickle Dick: That works both ways, as my Ex-wife found out.
 ineedhepl: A meme without a stupid picture? Now THAT's a meme I can get behind!
 dangerkeith3000: I hope she can at least take a shit.
 barfolomew: picturesoftext.jpg
 copunter: And WHAT is WITH those genitals?! Seriously, like walking around with a tail in front.
Image 232431   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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