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233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

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232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.



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Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Micro Jackson: Puff the magic Dogfart, makes you dream of cheese
 Otterman: The smiling man is especially chucklesome.
 Yurishiro: Puff daddy?
 ping: *I* am the one who knocks. Wait... wrong meme.
 Robespierre: *murfs..."
Image 232440   02-14-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
402
 
 professional: @glenalec You get em
 glenalec: Something something build on sand something.
Image 232439   02-14-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
503
 
 SpaceCow: @Felicity Jet Jagger, hot hot hot!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Felicity I love that you knew that, thought that, and posted that. In that Sprit, Rodaniel Day-Lewis
 Mr. Shine: @ping The London Eye.
 a robot: This is amazingly weird! I kind of want this coloring book now
 Felicity: Jet Jagger
 funny in the wall: @Dresdenkeogh i recently started that show again. classic
 ping: I see this image and the first thing I think is, "Where did she get pearls that big?"
 Robespierre: "Does this kind of life look interesting to you?"
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Must be Greek
 Dresdenkeogh: Lucille 2's vertigo would be a lot more worrisome if she were a several story tall lizard with radioactive breath.
 Yurishiro: Ahh I see now, the right answer is ITT3NNIW DRVZIT
 Yurishiro: goddesszilla?
 barfolomew: And then they do just a shit-ton of cocaine.
Image 232438   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
802
 
 a robot: You cheer up kitty RIGHT MEOW!
 ping: aw, why he is so cute when he is so sad...
 karmakat: aw, why he is so sad when he is so cute...
 Dresdenkeogh: All the hoors and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... And I'll look down and whisper "meow."
 Peach: HURRY UP AND LOVE THAT CAT!
Image 232437   02-14-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
545
 
 Micro Jackson: Scotty, I'm having dome trouble with the transporter
 Otterman: Remake of The Thing not looking so great.
 ping: Nothing up my sleeve.
 dangerkeith3000: The sign says dog-armed
 Dresdenkeogh: Dangerous in a gun fight, he always has a dobie up his sleeve.
 Yam: Let the dog armed people get married
Image 232436   02-14-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
448
 
 Captain Marsupial: The Philedelphia Eagles celebrations got less inspired as they moved out into the suburbs
 karmakat: fuck off jackass...
 Dresdenkeogh: *muffled* "num shaa pass... NUM SHA PASS"
 Yurishiro: stop downloading VLC
 PenguinBartender: Silent Hill sequels have really lost their subtlety.
Image 232435   02-14-18   Uploaded by    HatStand
Score:
1320
 
 glenalec: Watch the Blender open movie "Tears of Steel" to see where this is going!
 FatTigerWoods: The beginning of the end
 Otterman: The itsy bitsy spider goes up the water spout
 Peter Pantsless: Welcome to our newest aggronaut, @a cyborg
 Robespierre: I got an alligator claw and some goofer dust, so ya better do what ya know ya must. I got a lock o' your hair and a bullfrog's eye, and if you break my heart, you better say Goodbye...
 Dresdenkeogh: *when Iiiii say that something, I like your robo-haaaand. I wanna hold your rooooooooobot hand , your cool ass robot hand.
 dangerkeith3000: I hope her right arm is 3 Laws Compliant.
 Yurishiro: She may look sweet and cute but don't make her mad...
 barfolomew: She's rocking the sexy cyborg look.
 Dorb: Welcome to the future
 Cheesecake: Pretty lady. Robotics. Rad as hell.
Image 232434   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
618
 
 Beef Supreme: Corny enough to be funny.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Which eye do you use for that?
 Dr Awkward: What I do know is that in THREE years I'm going to be making a lot of jokes about having 2020 hindsight.
 dangerkeith3000: pew pew!
 a robot: At least the time frame is correct on a meme for once.
 copunter: vvv ERROR on line 2 mismatched "
 copunter: "...what I'll be doing in ".abs(2020-$DATE)." years ; // WARNING Remndr to fix this memecode, will break!!
 Side Boob: facepalm.jpg
 Nothing: Go sit in the corner
Image 232433   02-14-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
645
 
 bug: Almost made it to the cherry center.
 Captain Marsupial: Last Jedi test helmet for rehearsing the throne room fight scene
 Dr Awkward: The person who was wearing this still probably severed their spinal cord. #NegativeNancy
 barfolomew: Um. Congratulations on still having a skull.
 ignatz: That's why they're called 'Skid-Lids'
Image 232432   02-14-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
249
 
 hoobleton: hell yeah
 glenalec: That works both ways, as my Ex-wife found out.
 Robespierre: A meme without a stupid picture? Now THAT's a meme I can get behind!
 dangerkeith3000: I hope she can at least take a shit.
 barfolomew: picturesoftext.jpg
 copunter: And WHAT is WITH those genitals?! Seriously, like walking around with a tail in front.
Image 232431   02-14-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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