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268672  Shay: Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network were my babysitters for a good portion of the late 80s to mid 90s.

268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.



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 gutwheat: Guaranteed to make you squirtle.
 Science: Good cure for e-reptile dysfunction
 Captain Marsupial: When your partner has genital wart-tortles.
 dobbiesdoogs: when you choose a good squirtle
Image 232359   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
120
 
 Mr Bleak: @Sadbot My local supermarket provides free fruit for kids to keep them happy (and more importantly quiet) while you shop. This is located at the entrance so it's easy to see and access. And right beside the only bin in the building... :sigh:
 Sadbot: The customer is always downright rude and disgusting
Image 232358   02-13-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
220
 
 WTF: The struggle
 well duh: That's not gonna toast up too good in the age of LEDs.
 Annoying Vegan : Is this@WaffleIron s SO, WaffleLamp?
 Warrax: Somebody's fetish.
Image 232357   02-13-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
46
 
No comments yet.
Image 232356   02-13-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
325
 
 Rachelina: @Teechur Me too!
 barfolomew: @Teechur who can blame you, it's got Hurley On Ice!
 Teechur: I'm still waiting for History of the World Part II to come out.
 Not A Bot: This is a good lesson for that jerk who complained about getting the same shirt for Christmas. This kid got three of the same thing and made the best of it.
Image 232355   02-13-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
276
 
 Mr. Shine: "Crop my images"
 Demon Universe: My browsing history is my legacy.
 Mr. Butt: Everything shameful is done in an incognito window. My browser history is just the Friendly Spaceship and Game Grumps let's-plays.
 Ulillillia: Post my browser history on archive.org; I won't care, I'll be dead
 a robot: EMTs love it!
Image 232354   02-13-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
290
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Front toward enemy
 Jabberwikket: "SUPPRESSING FIIIRRRREEEE!!!!"
 Captain Marsupial: @Nope I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.
 Peach: Mine is a lover, not a fighter.
 BavidDowie: This is a mortar, to be exact. *thoonk*
 Spazstatic: I remember visiting my sister in college and using the restroom in the hall... There was a sign that said "Boys, please stand closer, it's not as big as you think."
 well duh: This is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, this is for fun.
 bug: Sorry; Apparently, I brought a dick to a gun fight.
 Demon Universe: Its a catapult! (But seriously people, think about the people who have to clean this s***.)
 addend: "Er, I'm holding something else." / (whispers) "Stand closer."
 Nope: What do I do if Im holding a knife?
 charlemagne: speak for yourself
Image 232353   02-13-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
884
 
 crazyfingers: Al is starting to look like a playing-card king
 Shay: Verne prepares to be Al's next accordion.
 Teechur: Vernal Yankuinox. Sorry. I should have just left it at "No comments yet"
Image 232352   02-13-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
484
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Splash guard.
 Kaviri: Down on the corner, out in the street; Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bring a nickle, tap your feet.
 addend: Wearing a helmet? You've come prepared.
 Nope: @a robot Man imagine if stupid comments were an energy source?!
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers We power this site wirh (stupid) comments!
 Mr. Whiskers: Sometimes I make the dumbest joke possible on purpose. But that gem below was the only one Ive actually been embarrassed for how stupid it is. But I would (+) it and so should you.
 Mr. Whiskers: My town has a Penis Blvd that crosses Anotherpenis Blvd, so also kind of a double-entendre
 a robot: No joke, my town has an intersection of Gay Street and Queens Street
 tib gubb: oh, i heard that's where your mom's house is.
Image 232351   02-13-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
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 wolfpk: Boss to employee 1: Go chase that stupid cat out of the box and bring in the boxes! Five minutes later to employee 2: Go find out what all that screaming is about!
 tib gubb: i think you should look again. i fits.
 Peter Pantsless: A cat is a cat; they fits, they sits
Image 232350   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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