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249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
668
 
 Dreforian: Now that IS my cup of tea!
 Zukero: The Fibonacci Latte
 Kaviri: After a harrowing experience, Harold learned a valuable lesson: never mix acid and mushrooms in coffee shops.
 fanny: coffee at the Guggenheim
 Teechur: *shopped. Coffee shopped
 bug: Is the glass half-full or is it half-infinitesimal?
 Yurishiro: Swirl
 Morn Bumbies: I do rather enjoy a twist with my espresso occasionally.
 Butcherboy: Me and my droogies were at the korova coffee bar
 ignatz: Probably better cut down on the espressos
Image 232325   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
854
 
 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia More like six more weeks of I'm gonna claw the shit out of you for leaving me out here
 Yurishiro: Periscat
 Ulillillia: Six more weeks of winter
Image 232324   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
387
 
 BavidDowie: Western countries are all below replacement birth rate. This man is a patriot.
 Kaviri: And every single one turned out to be a disappointment.
 Off Topic: When your family's so big that you need a school bus for a family vacation.
 Mr. Whiskers: @RiderFan They sure are devoot
 Side Boob: That dudes nickname is nation. Hes trying to populate one for sure
 RiderFan: @Mr. Whiskers They are devout Catholics.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ontario? Dont they know aboot government-provided contraception?
 Yurishiro: That's a weird and uncomfortable thing to keep in your pants
 Ulillillia: When you're stick in the drive thru behind the Duggars
 glenalec: Some men just want to see the world ... collapse under he weight of overpopulation.
 charlemagne: the proud kia warrior marks his kills, to demonstrate his prestige among the tribe
Image 232323   02-13-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
394
 
 glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Theresa May, Prime Minister of the UK. And probably a lizard - certainly speaks with a forked tongue.
 Kaviri: Username/upload combo
 XLY: @fanny yep, a reptilian overlord more specifically
 fanny: @glenalec i'm assuming it's some sort of lizard?
 Felicity: *colourised
 dobbiesdoogs: where's the bilderberg exhibit?
 glenalec: It's probably funny if you actually know who that is :-/
Image 232322   02-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
144
 
 Kaviri: What's with the pokeymon card?
 Dresdenkeogh: FuuuuuuUUUUUUSION ... HAAAAAA
 confession: You shoulda known when the opening bid was 99 cents.
 kornisjon: At least it looks like they're not glued together.
Image 232321   02-13-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
359
 
 Kaviri: You'll never leave Harlan alive.
 Dresdenkeogh: *kazoo attack on titan theme intensifies*
 Yurishiro: AMERICANS ARE WEIRD
 Felicity: Beavis and Butt-Head have aged weirdly
 ThoughtlessGentleman: it would seem someone has misplaced their testicles.
Image 232320   02-13-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
546
 
 funny in the wall: Girls night out
 Aufziehvogel: "Das groesste Glueck der Erde haengt unten dran an einem Pferde" (Die Aerzte - Claudia hat jetzt ein Pferd live)
 Zarathustra: Once you go horse, you can never go worse. Or back. Or whatever.
 addend: "Stolen Pony".
 Himesama: Is your girlfriend an amazon warrior?
 Side Boob: Is your girlfriend as big as a house?
 glenalec: Attack of the 10ft girlfriend!
Image 232319   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
799
 
 BavidDowie: "and please kill the dog. And the people. But leave the can opener. Amen."
 tib gubb: my precious...
 Himesama: Onegaaaii
 charlemagne: please don't take my testicles away. take them from the other one
 White Male: Keening detected.
 Urn BooUrn: @Jesse P MORE?!?
 Jesse P: Please, sir, I want some more.
 glenalec: Sing for your supper. SING FOR ME!
Image 232318   02-13-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Guess what Albuquerque's minor league baseball team is called. That's right, the Isotopes
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Shine You guys stole my comments and I love you for it :D
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless in ALLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUEEEEE
 Peter Pantsless: #I had my tray table up / and my seat back in the full upright position#
Image 232317   02-13-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
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 Kaviri: Vacation photo from the Big Rock Candy Mountain
 El hefe: And on the 8th day God created Ted Turner
 cakefizzle: Estuary things
 glenalec: Slick!
Image 232316   02-13-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
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