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268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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Score:
450
 
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Guess what Albuquerque's minor league baseball team is called. That's right, the Isotopes
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Shine You guys stole my comments and I love you for it :D
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless in ALLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUEEEEE
 Peter Pantsless: #I had my tray table up / and my seat back in the full upright position#
Image 232317   02-13-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
482
 
 Kaviri: Vacation photo from the Big Rock Candy Mountain
 El hefe: And on the 8th day God created Ted Turner
 cakefizzle: Estuary things
 Prombom: Slick!
Image 232316   02-13-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
768
 
 Kaviri: Peanut desperately wanted to become an astronaut, but no one would take him seriously.
 frankie: *throws milky way at doggo*
 kornisjon: I need a cape like that.
 Shay: After Pongo became as a father of 101 puppies, he deserves his private space.
 Ulillillia: I Laika a lot.
 sassysass: Not a time-dog, I see.
Image 232315   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
736
 
 Mentos Pormer: @fanny you got it!
 fanny: @Yurishiro photos on friday or it didn't happen! :)
 Not A Bot: When's she due?
 prius: @kornisjon I'll try, she usually uses my hand as a chew toy
 kornisjon: @Yurishiro Give her a gentle boop on the nose from me :)
 Relp: @kornisjon I am adopting a little mixed breed at the moment, she's 2 months old I'm going to take her home friday :) can't wait to give that poor thing a family :))
 kornisjon: I miss having a dog :(
Image 232314   02-13-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
254
 
 Kaviri: Delicous. The dress isn't bad either.
 tib gubb: as long as she rocks the croissant
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Exactly!!
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine And how about not using the "N" word as a pronoun (my stoodints are guilty of that).
 Mr. Shine: She seems nice. Stop referring to all women as "bitches." Save that for ones who actually are.
 Dr Awkward: And that's what I love about her.
Image 232313   02-13-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
513
 
 addend: ...Car enters /you/.
 Ihminen: "oh cock"
 Not A Bot: someone had to paint all of both of them green.
 Peter Pantsless: Is that how you turn it on?
 elmosco: Airbags
 Side Boob: I love Top Gear / Grand Tour
 Mr. Shine: @kornisjon NO!! lol
 kornisjon: Stop the sexualisation of cars!
 Knice: Well, it beats the airlines.
Image 232312   02-13-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
499
 
 Zarathustra: I better act as if I'm not enjoying this.
 Mr. Shine: Nom nom nom delicious graduate!!
Image 232311   02-13-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
511
 
 BavidDowie: All-beef hot dog
 bigjim: Wooooo
 funny in the wall: peak performance
 skunkrocker: Moof
Image 232310   02-13-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
814
 
 why the long face: @funny in the wall they broke bad
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall he never made the drugs to pay for his cancer treatment. and the tumour grew and grew
 funny in the wall: what the fuck is up with cranston's shoulders?
 Jesse P: Yo, bitch!
 Not A Bot: this gives
Image 232309   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
825
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan I was about to be jealous over the cuteness featured above. We have a deeply insane beagle, but no accompanying Peeps.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nah, these are someone elses babies. Ive got just the one corgi.
 Otterman: Chicken magnet
 Ulillillia: Fresh!
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan You have both a Corgi AND chicklets?
Image 232308   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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