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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Dr Awkward
5. tib gubb
6. ignatz
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9. Felicity
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
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moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 267966 (712 points)


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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2183 points
 6. fanny: 2156 points
 7. MrBoffo: 2081 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. east bay: 1480 points
12. watwatwat: 1417 points
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14. fisto: 1334 points
15. poetrysucks: 1334 points
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Score:
499
 
 Zarathustra: I better act as if I'm not enjoying this.
 Mr. Shine: Nom nom nom delicious graduate!!
Image 232311   02-13-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
511
 
 BavidDowie: All-beef hot dog
 bigjim: Wooooo
 funny in the wall: peak performance
 skunkrocker: Moof
Image 232310   02-13-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
814
 
 why the long face: @funny in the wall they broke bad
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall he never made the drugs to pay for his cancer treatment. and the tumour grew and grew
 funny in the wall: what the fuck is up with cranston's shoulders?
 Jesse P: Yo, bitch!
 Not A Bot: this gives
Image 232309   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
825
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan I was about to be jealous over the cuteness featured above. We have a deeply insane beagle, but no accompanying Peeps.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nah, these are someone elses babies. Ive got just the one corgi.
 Otterman: Chicken magnet
 Ulillillia: Fresh!
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan You have both a Corgi AND chicklets?
Image 232308   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 232307 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catsanddogs. We'll pray for you, catsanddogs.
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: break time is break time
 savvoy: I just go to marathons for the free drinks
 VoR: Typical hare
 Amy Housewine: Five steps in to the race before turning round and heading back.
Image 232306   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
794
 
 Science: Gabriela Soukalova. She'll kill you from 300 yards and look glamorous the entire time...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW I AM!! I've had olympic fever like crazy. (although i do find it hard cheering USA USA... not feeling very patriotic lately...)
 Surprising: @Peter Pantsless my main source of olympics are Google's doodles
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I actually am paying for Hulu for a month to watch it (no cable, TV is shitty so I can't use an antenna with it).
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You know it!
 VoR: Mann DK
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yeah, biathlon. Anybody else watching the shit out of some goddamn olympics?
Image 232305   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
350
 
 savvoy: Dog refuses to be your feather duster
Image 232304   02-13-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 robocop: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
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