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258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

258199  Robespierre: Viciousness isn't born, it's made

258202  Robespierre: Live larf, loaf

258204  Robespierre: Yeahhhhhh

258205  Robespierre: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD

258241  Scoo: You should try face-swapping them!

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
814
 
 why the long face: @funny in the wall they broke bad
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall he never made the drugs to pay for his cancer treatment. and the tumour grew and grew
 funny in the wall: what the fuck is up with cranston's shoulders?
 Jesse P: Yo, bitch!
 Not A Bot: this gives
Image 232309   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
825
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan I was about to be jealous over the cuteness featured above. We have a deeply insane beagle, but no accompanying Peeps.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nah, these are someone elses babies. Ive got just the one corgi.
 Otterman: Chicken magnet
 Ulillillia: Fresh!
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan You have both a Corgi AND chicklets?
Image 232308   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 232307 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catsanddogs. Your image was bad, catsanddogs.
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: break time is break time
 savvoy: I just go to marathons for the free drinks
 VoR: Typical hare
 Amy Housewine: Five steps in to the race before turning round and heading back.
Image 232306   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
794
 
 Science: Gabriela Soukalova. She'll kill you from 300 yards and look glamorous the entire time...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW I AM!! I've had olympic fever like crazy. (although i do find it hard cheering USA USA... not feeling very patriotic lately...)
 Surprising: @Peter Pantsless my main source of olympics are Google's doodles
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I actually am paying for Hulu for a month to watch it (no cable, TV is shitty so I can't use an antenna with it).
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You know it!
 VoR: Mann DK
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yeah, biathlon. Anybody else watching the shit out of some goddamn olympics?
Image 232305   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
350
 
 savvoy: Dog refuses to be your feather duster
Image 232304   02-13-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 robocop: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
1057
 
 Crim Tender: I just realized this is done with the dirt. *mindblown*
 Gomi Day: well, i *was* about to wash the car.
 Peach Toddler: It should be an invertible Japanese woodcut design so if you roll your car, it still works either way
 Zukero: Execution 10/10
Image 232301   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
108
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I think it's from the "Big Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes" - and this is probably the good bits...
 Popsicle Dream: racquet
 Ulillillia: I can' fat
 Mr. Shine: Q: Why is a river A: Because it has
 Amy Housewine: Tennis joke/username combination is exceptionally good. Otherwise this can piss off.
 Dr Awkward: Hobos just got served by that sick burn.
Image 232300   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
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