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268397  VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response

268397  VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!

268399  VoR: ..is typing

268414  Mad Collager: Looks like he's putin' on some weight.

268406  VoR: @Eleftheros Dammit I was fixated on the letters too!

268411  VoR: Horny horse got wood.

268412  VoR: I hate it when managers force you to see things at their level.

268418  VoR: C for yourself

268428  Wet farts: I dont think I'd be mad if this kitten threw up on my rug... yes, I've had a cat

268282  copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405  KyleisBobDole: Hell yeah Persona 3 rules

268393  fanny: a gay friend of mine loved Hanson when she was young because she thought they were girls. she was crushed when she found out they aren't.

268330  copunter: muthafukin Double HIGH density MF2HD

268417  Side Boob: I ate a whole pizza once.

268297  AFanOfSprite: @BavidDowie lolol!

268405  AdaMan: Well technically the rule is don't put your finger on the trigger unless your weapon is pointed at something you want to shoot...

268416  WannaBee: Must be the same place that Clifford came from.

268410  AdaMan: Seems legit

268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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Score:
814
 
 why the long face: @funny in the wall they broke bad
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall he never made the drugs to pay for his cancer treatment. and the tumour grew and grew
 funny in the wall: what the fuck is up with cranston's shoulders?
 Jesse P: Yo, bitch!
 Not A Bot: this gives
Image 232309   02-13-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
825
 
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan I was about to be jealous over the cuteness featured above. We have a deeply insane beagle, but no accompanying Peeps.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nah, these are someone elses babies. Ive got just the one corgi.
 Otterman: Chicken magnet
 Ulillillia: Fresh!
 Mr. Shine: @Annoying Vegan You have both a Corgi AND chicklets?
Image 232308   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 232307 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catsanddogs. We'll pray for you, catsanddogs.
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: break time is break time
 savvoy: I just go to marathons for the free drinks
 VoR: Typical hare
 Amy Housewine: Five steps in to the race before turning round and heading back.
Image 232306   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
794
 
 Science: Gabriela Soukalova. She'll kill you from 300 yards and look glamorous the entire time...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW I AM!! I've had olympic fever like crazy. (although i do find it hard cheering USA USA... not feeling very patriotic lately...)
 Surprising: @Peter Pantsless my main source of olympics are Google's doodles
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I actually am paying for Hulu for a month to watch it (no cable, TV is shitty so I can't use an antenna with it).
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You know it!
 VoR: Mann DK
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yeah, biathlon. Anybody else watching the shit out of some goddamn olympics?
Image 232305   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
350
 
 savvoy: Dog refuses to be your feather duster
Image 232304   02-13-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 robocop: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
1057
 
 Crim Tender: I just realized this is done with the dirt. *mindblown*
 Gomi Day: well, i *was* about to wash the car.
 Peach Toddler: It should be an invertible Japanese woodcut design so if you roll your car, it still works either way
 Zukero: Execution 10/10
Image 232301   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
108
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I think it's from the "Big Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes" - and this is probably the good bits...
 Popsicle Dream: racquet
 Ulillillia: I can' fat
 Mr. Shine: Q: Why is a river A: Because it has
 Amy Housewine: Tennis joke/username combination is exceptionally good. Otherwise this can piss off.
 Dr Awkward: Hobos just got served by that sick burn.
Image 232300   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
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