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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Image 232307 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by catsanddogs. Boo, catsanddogs.
Score:
272
 
 tib gubb: break time is break time
 savvoy: I just go to marathons for the free drinks
 VoR: Typical hare
 Amy Housewine: Five steps in to the race before turning round and heading back.
Image 232306   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
794
 
 Science: Gabriela Soukalova. She'll kill you from 300 yards and look glamorous the entire time...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW I AM!! I've had olympic fever like crazy. (although i do find it hard cheering USA USA... not feeling very patriotic lately...)
 Surprising: @Peter Pantsless my main source of olympics are Google's doodles
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I actually am paying for Hulu for a month to watch it (no cable, TV is shitty so I can't use an antenna with it).
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You know it!
 VoR: Mann DK
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yeah, biathlon. Anybody else watching the shit out of some goddamn olympics?
Image 232305   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
350
 
 savvoy: Dog refuses to be your feather duster
Image 232304   02-13-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 robocop: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
1057
 
 Crim Tender: I just realized this is done with the dirt. *mindblown*
 Gomi Day: well, i *was* about to wash the car.
 Peach Toddler: It should be an invertible Japanese woodcut design so if you roll your car, it still works either way
 Zukero: Execution 10/10
Image 232301   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
108
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I think it's from the "Big Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes" - and this is probably the good bits...
 Popsicle Dream: racquet
 Ulillillia: I can' fat
 Mr. Shine: Q: Why is a river A: Because it has
 Amy Housewine: Tennis joke/username combination is exceptionally good. Otherwise this can piss off.
 Dr Awkward: Hobos just got served by that sick burn.
Image 232300   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
659
 
 grace: "hur-hur-hur-hur ... that Ed, I'll tell you hwut; when he got booped in the blubber and penguin came out his snoot..."
 Amy Housewine: aw hyuck
 Teechur: And then my mechanic told me why my car was leaking transmission fluid!
 Side Boob: He just read #232300
 Peter Pantsless: "Hahahahaha! Get it? 'Racket'? It means TWO THINGS! Hahahaha!"
Image 232299   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
123
 
 Kaviri: Whiskey in the can-o.
 Shay: Slow & Low; that is the tempo.
 fanny: Labatt Blue is my favorite session beer
 Dr Awkward: Any Canadians know if canned Whiskey is still a thing up North?
 VeeKay: I'll have the diabetes special please.
 drhenry: 1 more can of each, 2 cans of vienna sausages, and some kind of canned crackers & ill be set for the night
Image 232298   02-13-18   Uploaded by    rachel
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