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258337  hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now

258349  Skinr: Big-Eyed Doggo

258358  Skinr: @Scoo *Jizz

258337  DrinkMixMan: "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."

258337  addend: "Do or do not. There is no try."

258344  addend: Mm... cookies & cream.

258363  Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine

258350  addend: "Mind if I play through?"

258364  Nope: Stone Cold Stephen Dallas

258368  Knice: If that happened, the rest would be a huge let-down.

258362  Korrok: I can dig it.

258326  Robespierre: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.

258240  lecj07: @Not A Bot I won't put your good advice to shame.

258372  georgerino: Kitties with loud purrs are the best.

258362  Austin: cue Dawson's creek music

258371  Knice: I briefly considered writing a story about immigrant fisher-cats, then all my free-time evaporated. It was fun to play with, though. #132647

258363  a robot: Only quality coal, my friend

258363  kazzy94: lol 420 blaze it

258360  a robot: "Where's MY parade??"

258347  KingTrebek: Post Malone got his tattoos removed

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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Score:
794
 
 Science: Gabriela Soukalova. She'll kill you from 300 yards and look glamorous the entire time...
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW I AM!! I've had olympic fever like crazy. (although i do find it hard cheering USA USA... not feeling very patriotic lately...)
 Surprising: @Peter Pantsless my main source of olympics are Google's doodles
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless I actually am paying for Hulu for a month to watch it (no cable, TV is shitty so I can't use an antenna with it).
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You know it!
 VoR: Mann DK
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck yeah, biathlon. Anybody else watching the shit out of some goddamn olympics?
Image 232305   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
350
 
 savvoy: Dog refuses to be your feather duster
Image 232304   02-13-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 robocop: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
1057
 
 Crim Tender: I just realized this is done with the dirt. *mindblown*
 Gomi Day: well, i *was* about to wash the car.
 Peach Toddler: It should be an invertible Japanese woodcut design so if you roll your car, it still works either way
 Zukero: Execution 10/10
Image 232301   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
108
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I think it's from the "Big Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes" - and this is probably the good bits...
 Popsicle Dream: racquet
 Ulillillia: I can' fat
 Mr. Shine: Q: Why is a river A: Because it has
 Amy Housewine: Tennis joke/username combination is exceptionally good. Otherwise this can piss off.
 Dr Awkward: Hobos just got served by that sick burn.
Image 232300   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
659
 
 grace: "hur-hur-hur-hur ... that Ed, I'll tell you hwut; when he got booped in the blubber and penguin came out his snoot..."
 Amy Housewine: aw hyuck
 Teechur: And then my mechanic told me why my car was leaking transmission fluid!
 Side Boob: He just read #232300
 Peter Pantsless: "Hahahahaha! Get it? 'Racket'? It means TWO THINGS! Hahahaha!"
Image 232299   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
123
 
 Kaviri: Whiskey in the can-o.
 Shay: Slow & Low; that is the tempo.
 fanny: Labatt Blue is my favorite session beer
 Dr Awkward: Any Canadians know if canned Whiskey is still a thing up North?
 VeeKay: I'll have the diabetes special please.
 drhenry: 1 more can of each, 2 cans of vienna sausages, and some kind of canned crackers & ill be set for the night
Image 232298   02-13-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
463
 
 horny horn: Homemade circumcision
 Sadbot: @Sadbot whups, he was 28 as of an article written about him last year, he was fired in 2013...and is apparently now a firefighter after some counseling from a rabbi, but I think his daddy being a retired fire commissioner has more to do with that. Now it's less funny, but he still has to live with looking middle-aged before 30.
 Sadbot: The actual story behind this is even better: he's have a big ugly baby cry because he got fired from being an NY EMT for posting racist stuff on social media. He's 28 in this picture.
 VoR: Giving me a sad
 dangerkeith3000: hell yeah. same.
Image 232297   02-13-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
433
 
 Kaviri: Rare
 Teechur: Your charm is appeeling.
 Dr Awkward: Scale for banana?
 Side Boob: If only we had some sense of scale...
Image 232296   02-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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