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249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro It must be the adrenaline from when I thought that think on top of the cabinet was a gigantic spider.

249103  Yurishiro: We'll just draw here a little happy timber lake, and behind that a biiig timber mountain!

249105  Yurishiro: @Teechur How could I?! Even the 'Love you!' sticker on the door has googly eyes :(

249101  Teechur: Go ahead and paint your palette blue and grey.

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro Just go into Predator mode. It makes mealtime more fun, especially if they try to run.

249106  Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249109  Teechur: I went through the checkout with Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. "It's not too bad, really" I said to the cashier.

249110  Teechur: That reminds me that I still have two full weeks of skool

249119  Teechur: Do talons have large chickens?

249122  Yurishiro: "SPANKO!" *flees*

249106  Yurishiro: @Air Biscuit Blatantly. Still bad.

248946  Passive: IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!

249093  Jabberwikket: Actually, this picture & all the others are all slightly different from each other. Print them out & make a flip book to see the scene

248888  Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star

249025  Passive: Haha what a silly app haha so where would someone go to find such an app, you know, for a prank lol

249035  Passive: When you're at a party and someone says they're the best at smash

249103  Air Biscuit: I would buy that shirt.

249106  Air Biscuit: They threw in an emoticon and everything. I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped.

249106  Sadbot: I think a lot of y'all are missing that it's an edit that's critical of "blue lives matter" nonsense

249100  Zukero: I just hope it isn't for mother's day...

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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.



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Score:
384
 
 Zukero: When your dick turns into an arm.
 trelyate: @Dr Awkward and also not showing his penis
 Dr Awkward: @fanny That was my first thought, but there's no way that's Louis CK... this guy is far too lean and fit.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, Thing, I was trying to take a peaceful shite.
 Knice: The next step in evolution: Taint-arm for holding the phone.
 barfolomew: Thank you, Getty Images, I'm sure this will come in handy.
 fanny: Fuck you, Louis
 Amy Housewine: The crocodile in my terlit has grown a hand.
 FabricMan: "Someone's in here!"
 Peter Pantsless: Better than a bomb, I suppose
 Ihminen: Although sometimes hilarious it is pretty annoying everytime when this happens
Image 232303   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
394
 
 Mr. Shine: Just forgiving your body fluids?
 Teechur: And just in time for Valentine's Day, too!
 kornisjon: I don't hold grudges against my body fluids.
 FabricMan: A beautiful amber color with notes of asparagus
 Butcherboy: Only for rain water and pure grain alcohol
 glenalec: Precious bodily fluids!
Image 232302   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
1057
 
 Yurishiro: I just realized this is done with the dirt. *mindblown*
 Gomi Day: well, i *was* about to wash the car.
 Felicity: It should be an invertible Japanese woodcut design so if you roll your car, it still works either way
 Zukero: Execution 10/10
Image 232301   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
108
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I think it's from the "Big Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes" - and this is probably the good bits...
 Felicity: *racquet
 Ulillillia: I can' fat
 Mr. Shine: Q: Why is a river A: Because it has
 Amy Housewine: Tennis joke/username combination is exceptionally good. Otherwise this can piss off.
 Dr Awkward: Hobos just got served by that sick burn.
Image 232300   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
659
 
 grace: "hur-hur-hur-hur ... that Ed, I'll tell you hwut; when he got booped in the blubber and penguin came out his snoot..."
 Amy Housewine: aw hyuck
 Teechur: And then my mechanic told me why my car was leaking transmission fluid!
 Side Boob: He just read #232300
 Peter Pantsless: "Hahahahaha! Get it? 'Racket'? It means TWO THINGS! Hahahaha!"
Image 232299   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
123
 
 Kaviri: Whiskey in the can-o.
 Shay: Slow & Low; that is the tempo.
 fanny: Labatt Blue is my favorite session beer
 Dr Awkward: Any Canadians know if canned Whiskey is still a thing up North?
 VeeKay: I'll have the diabetes special please.
 OldKentuckyShark: 1 more can of each, 2 cans of vienna sausages, and some kind of canned crackers & ill be set for the night
Image 232298   02-13-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
463
 
 Yurishiro: Homemade circumcision
 Sadbot: @Sadbot whups, he was 28 as of an article written about him last year, he was fired in 2013...and is apparently now a firefighter after some counseling from a rabbi, but I think his daddy being a retired fire commissioner has more to do with that. Now it's less funny, but he still has to live with looking middle-aged before 30.
 Sadbot: The actual story behind this is even better: he's have a big ugly baby cry because he got fired from being an NY EMT for posting racist stuff on social media. He's 28 in this picture.
 VoR: Giving me a sad
 dangerkeith3000: hell yeah. same.
Image 232297   02-13-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
433
 
 Kaviri: Rare
 Teechur: Your charm is appeeling.
 Dr Awkward: Scale for banana?
 Side Boob: If only we had some sense of scale...
Image 232296   02-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
643
 
 Teechur: We have an agreement: I sleep in his bed, and he pouts about it.
Image 232295   02-13-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
604
 
 Peter Pantsless: @carpwoman They're pretty much the best
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Not A Bot: I won't eat a pizza without mushrooms
 Teechur: We can haz cheezburgers?
 Yurishiro: Hey cats, is everybody cool?
Image 232294   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
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