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269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
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 trelyate: pizzanus
 NoOneImportant: @ignatz ah :)
 Phum Munts: @Yurishiro Pizza Pie where I come from :)
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @ignatz It's pizza!!
 froggyfresh: One pie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Image 232210   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
575
 
 Ratt Snack: @a sedated moose watch it, kid. That piece of junk made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
 a sedated moose: What a price of junk!
 someguynameded: Crillenium Talcon
 lebron: Copyright infringement at its finest.
 addend: Careful, they're Hoth off the grill.
 addend: Mmm... Chewie gooey grilled cheese.
Image 232209   02-13-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
697
 
 Austin: Damn I forgot ketchup
 charlemagne: maybe try learning cantonese, it will soften the blow
 Side Boob: I hear voting works. It works better than bitching on the internet, at least.
 Beef Supreme: And there are so many ways that the country can collapse that you can't prepare enough for it.
 Seven Eight Nine: Don't waste my time, just say "the usual"
 bad tony: @jochenau - isn't that why you have that 'right to bare arms' things. Or is that intended exclusively for rod-polishing purposes.
 addend: Mustard, you commie.
 jochenau: "Nothing we can do" as in there are no effective solutions, or as in our political system will never permit effective solutions to be developed/funded/implemented?
 miller: So same as always, eh?
Image 232208   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
466
 
 VeeKay: Nice. Wouldn't mind seeing that irl.
 Janston: silver dollars over here!
 jochenau: @glenalec Reality's disappointing sometimes...someone's like, "hey the largest flowers in the world are in the Amazon," and you're thinking maybe like massive roses or tulips or something...and then they continue, "they're adapted to look and smell like rotting flesh so flies will pollinate them."
 confession: I know it doesn't smell great in there!
Image 232207   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
765
 
 kornisjon: Pretty sure that what we're looking at is the meaning of life.
 Ratt Snack: Get this sample to the Lab
 Warren G Hardon: They are herded by sheep, or so I understand.
 whaleshark: You fools tamper with forces you do not comprehend!
 a robot: I want to go there!
 square44: Now I need to get a dogherd ram
 Mexico: Dogton Abbey
Image 232206   02-13-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
604
 
 Fursona: Brings a new meaning to the term "deep shag"
 minimum max: Theres a Far Side cartoon like this, with a caption that says the La Brea carpets
 celtic: this is fine.
 addend: You're lucky. On the other side of the portal, they're out of fresh diapers.
 jochenau: Little Brocade here seems okay with the situation.
 qazwsx: THE FLOOR IS QUICKSAND!
 square44: when childproofing your home be sure to turn off noclip
 Peter Pantsless: A perfectly average household. Dog, cat, two cars, and 2.5 children
Image 232205   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
777
 
 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 not i spy: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
524
 
 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 pirate: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
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