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273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

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273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Score:
575
 
 Ratt Snack: @a sedated moose watch it, kid. That piece of junk made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs
 a sedated moose: What a price of junk!
 someguynameded: Crillenium Talcon
 lebron: Copyright infringement at its finest.
 addend: Careful, they're Hoth off the grill.
 addend: Mmm... Chewie gooey grilled cheese.
Image 232209   02-13-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
697
 
 Austin: Damn I forgot ketchup
 charlemagne: maybe try learning cantonese, it will soften the blow
 Side Boob: I hear voting works. It works better than bitching on the internet, at least.
 Beef Supreme: And there are so many ways that the country can collapse that you can't prepare enough for it.
 Seven Eight Nine: Don't waste my time, just say "the usual"
 bad tony: @jochenau - isn't that why you have that 'right to bare arms' things. Or is that intended exclusively for rod-polishing purposes.
 addend: Mustard, you commie.
 jochenau: "Nothing we can do" as in there are no effective solutions, or as in our political system will never permit effective solutions to be developed/funded/implemented?
 miller: So same as always, eh?
Image 232208   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
466
 
 johnnyc: Nice. Wouldn't mind seeing that irl.
 Janston: silver dollars over here!
 jochenau: @glenalec Reality's disappointing sometimes...someone's like, "hey the largest flowers in the world are in the Amazon," and you're thinking maybe like massive roses or tulips or something...and then they continue, "they're adapted to look and smell like rotting flesh so flies will pollinate them."
 confession: I know it doesn't smell great in there!
Image 232207   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
765
 
 kornisjon: Pretty sure that what we're looking at is the meaning of life.
 Ratt Snack: Get this sample to the Lab
 Warren G Hardon: They are herded by sheep, or so I understand.
 whaleshark: You fools tamper with forces you do not comprehend!
 a robot: I want to go there!
 square44: Now I need to get a dogherd ram
 Mexico: Dogton Abbey
Image 232206   02-13-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
604
 
 Fursona: Brings a new meaning to the term "deep shag"
 minimum max: Theres a Far Side cartoon like this, with a caption that says the La Brea carpets
 celtic: this is fine.
 addend: You're lucky. On the other side of the portal, they're out of fresh diapers.
 jochenau: Little Brocade here seems okay with the situation.
 qazwsx: THE FLOOR IS QUICKSAND!
 square44: when childproofing your home be sure to turn off noclip
 Peter Pantsless: A perfectly average household. Dog, cat, two cars, and 2.5 children
Image 232205   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
777
 
 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 not i spy: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
524
 
 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
345
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 pirate: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
814
 
 Teechur: Thanksgiving intensifying.
 morrissey: Penitent chicken
Image 232200   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
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