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268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

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Score:
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 Austin: Damn I forgot ketchup
 charlemagne: maybe try learning cantonese, it will soften the blow
 Side Boob: I hear voting works. It works better than bitching on the internet, at least.
 Beef Supreme: And there are so many ways that the country can collapse that you can't prepare enough for it.
 Seven Eight Nine: Don't waste my time, just say "the usual"
 bad tony: @jochenau - isn't that why you have that 'right to bare arms' things. Or is that intended exclusively for rod-polishing purposes.
 addend: Mustard, you commie.
 jochenau: "Nothing we can do" as in there are no effective solutions, or as in our political system will never permit effective solutions to be developed/funded/implemented?
 miller: So same as always, eh?
Image 232208   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
466
 
 VeeKay: Nice. Wouldn't mind seeing that irl.
 Janston: silver dollars over here!
 jochenau: @glenalec Reality's disappointing sometimes...someone's like, "hey the largest flowers in the world are in the Amazon," and you're thinking maybe like massive roses or tulips or something...and then they continue, "they're adapted to look and smell like rotting flesh so flies will pollinate them."
 confession: I know it doesn't smell great in there!
Image 232207   02-13-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
765
 
 kornisjon: Pretty sure that what we're looking at is the meaning of life.
 Ratt Snack: Get this sample to the Lab
 Warren G Hardon: They are herded by sheep, or so I understand.
 whaleshark: You fools tamper with forces you do not comprehend!
 a robot: I want to go there!
 square44: Now I need to get a dogherd ram
 Mexico: Dogton Abbey
Image 232206   02-13-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
604
 
 Fursona: Brings a new meaning to the term "deep shag"
 minimum max: Theres a Far Side cartoon like this, with a caption that says the La Brea carpets
 celtic: this is fine.
 addend: You're lucky. On the other side of the portal, they're out of fresh diapers.
 jochenau: Little Brocade here seems okay with the situation.
 qazwsx: THE FLOOR IS QUICKSAND!
 square44: when childproofing your home be sure to turn off noclip
 Peter Pantsless: A perfectly average household. Dog, cat, two cars, and 2.5 children
Image 232205   02-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
777
 
 Mr Bleak: Oo's a messy eater, den? You are! Yes you are! Come to daddy ... he needs a cuddle.
 Ratt Snack: Whaaaa, who's a cute little murder-death machine? You are! Ohhh, Yes you are!
 not i spy: Suddenly ... ***SPROING***
 Amy Housewine: Broadcat is broad.
Image 232204   02-13-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
524
 
 copunter: Illumination conformed
 mrwiffler: A bent fence is straight once a day.
 a robot: mindblown.gif
Image 232203   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
133
 
 jochenau: *plays Stairway to Heaven while moving upward on an inclined conveyor belt*
 Diogenes: It was at that moment, sitting before an expectant symphony hall, that Mark realized he might have exaggerated a little too much on his resume.
Image 232202   02-12-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
345
 
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity That'll do the trick, assuming that they were stockphotogaphy.com spiders.
 pirate: @Amy Housewine Good thing we swallowed eight spiders last night
 addend: "But Daddy, I wanted the Lobster Thermidor!"
 Amy Housewine: The shutterstock insects filled the restaurant, like a biblical plague. No-one could breathe without inhaling a cloud of pestilential shutterstock flies.
 a robot: Waiter: "HAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!" *punches him in the goddamn face*
 Peter Pantsless: "dudewheresmymeme"? Goddammit, people
Image 232201   02-12-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
814
 
 Teechur: Thanksgiving intensifying.
 morrissey: Penitent chicken
Image 232200   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
393
 
 Dank Means: this looks like a character from the neverending story
 Teechur: Shopped. They only wear velcro shoes.
Image 232199   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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