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249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

249309  Jaunty Shrimp: I'm overburdened, I can't carry anymore.

249431  Warrax: The classics will continue until morale improves.

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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 addend: "Dob'p palk po me othh my som ebeh agaim."
 Knice: Side mlem. Never saw it coming.
 Peter Pantsless: Mom. Mom. Stahp.
Image 232195   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
619
 
 Festis: @addend this was on the first issue of the onion i ever picked up and is still one of my forite jokes of theirs
 addend: "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day".
Image 232194   02-12-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
751
 
 addend: Dootses wild.
 Annoying Vegan : Must be playing gin mummy.
 Butcherboy: Flirting with death
 Peter Pantsless: I think Cheryl may have a gambling problem
Image 232193   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
822
 
 hajjpodge: @charlemagne More like Ludicrous Breed.
 charlemagne: look it's entering warp speed
 bug: Cats love it!
Image 232192   02-12-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1035
 
 Demon Universe: Same.
 augustus: Elephants are my favorite sentient species on this planet.
 a robot: Nothing witty to say, I just freaking love elephants!! And this is very cute :3
Image 232191   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
379
 
 trelyate: candy corn tastes good for the first bite but after that I immediately get sick of it
 Peter Pantsless: I have one of their headsets. It's pretty okay, I guess, but what's weird is that the mic lights up when it's OFF, not on.
 addend: All candy corn is recycled, uneaten candy corn.
 White Rice: @Nope I still have an old-ass adder (with the classic blue lights, before they went green) and its still a champ.
 Nope: Fuck yeah the DPI on that bad boy is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkkk
Image 232190   02-12-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
315
 
 Side Boob: Who you callin' a cracker?
 2Berries: Let the people crush them & toss them in the soup themselves!
 Nope: We are very sensitive about our personal space
Image 232189   02-12-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
754
 
 Knice: Lil dude in the middle is stoned to the bejeezus.
Image 232188   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
628
 
 Jabberwikket: Come to the felt side
 jackthesmack: @Science - then I guess IDRC. :-/
 Science: @glenalec: I'm pretty sure the "science voice" came in the later Chuck Jones episodes. Also, I want to watch Looney Tunes cartoons, but you can't find them anywhere. WTF is up with that?
 piranharama: What I want to know is why all these coyote clones dont just get together to deal with the road runner?
 my wheelhouse: @Sandor - IIRC, it is based on that the first time the character was introduced he was a rather astute gentleman-scientist type, even voiced.
 Sandor: @glenalec that, oddly enough, makes logical sense
 usernamee: vv clones.
 clueful: @Sandor - there is a serious argument out there (in Internet land, so beware!) that all the Wile E Coyotes we see are closes who don't actually survive their mis-deeds!
 Sandor: @glenalec On the other hand, I always wondered why Wile E Coyote never retried any of his ideas
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 sandwiches: Why are there so many. Rebuilds of death-stars?
Image 232187   02-12-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn dial-up
 Nope: Skrillex got boring... and old
Image 232186   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Oober
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