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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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 addend: "Dob'p palk po me othh my som ebeh agaim."
 Knice: Side mlem. Never saw it coming.
 Peter Pantsless: Mom. Mom. Stahp.
Image 232195   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
619
 
 Festis: @addend this was on the first issue of the onion i ever picked up and is still one of my forite jokes of theirs
 addend: "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day".
Image 232194   02-12-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
751
 
 addend: Dootses wild.
 Annoying Vegan : Must be playing gin mummy.
 Butcherboy: Flirting with death
 Peter Pantsless: I think Cheryl may have a gambling problem
Image 232193   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
822
 
 hajjpodge: @charlemagne More like Ludicrous Breed.
 charlemagne: look it's entering warp speed
 bug: Cats love it!
Image 232192   02-12-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1035
 
 Demon Universe: Same.
 augustus: Elephants are my favorite sentient species on this planet.
 a robot: Nothing witty to say, I just freaking love elephants!! And this is very cute :3
Image 232191   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
379
 
 trelyate: candy corn tastes good for the first bite but after that I immediately get sick of it
 Peter Pantsless: I have one of their headsets. It's pretty okay, I guess, but what's weird is that the mic lights up when it's OFF, not on.
 addend: All candy corn is recycled, uneaten candy corn.
 White Rice: @Nope I still have an old-ass adder (with the classic blue lights, before they went green) and its still a champ.
 Nope: Fuck yeah the DPI on that bad boy is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkkk
Image 232190   02-12-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
315
 
 Side Boob: Who you callin' a cracker?
 2Berries: Let the people crush them & toss them in the soup themselves!
 Nope: We are very sensitive about our personal space
Image 232189   02-12-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
754
 
 Knice: Lil dude in the middle is stoned to the bejeezus.
Image 232188   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
628
 
 Jabberwikket: Come to the felt side
 jackthesmack: @Science - then I guess IDRC. :-/
 Science: @glenalec: I'm pretty sure the "science voice" came in the later Chuck Jones episodes. Also, I want to watch Looney Tunes cartoons, but you can't find them anywhere. WTF is up with that?
 piranharama: What I want to know is why all these coyote clones dont just get together to deal with the road runner?
 my wheelhouse: @Sandor - IIRC, it is based on that the first time the character was introduced he was a rather astute gentleman-scientist type, even voiced.
 Sandor: @glenalec that, oddly enough, makes logical sense
 usernamee: vv clones.
 clueful: @Sandor - there is a serious argument out there (in Internet land, so beware!) that all the Wile E Coyotes we see are closes who don't actually survive their mis-deeds!
 Sandor: @glenalec On the other hand, I always wondered why Wile E Coyote never retried any of his ideas
 Ulillillia: tinyurl.com/…
 sandwiches: Why are there so many. Rebuilds of death-stars?
Image 232187   02-12-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn dial-up
 Nope: Skrillex got boring... and old
Image 232186   02-12-18   Uploaded by    Oober
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